Prof. Jealousy
@uncleicon.bsky.social
BlueSky's most mid reply-guy (he/him)
Them being in games together is the more vile sin against God.
at this point i'm basically that one guy on the island still fighting world war ii because i still think it's a bad idea that super mario and sonic the hedgehog have voices in the games
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Them being in games together is the more vile sin against God.
Well, with this latest Gaetz story...time for
@davidbcooper.bsky.social to do the darkest retelling of "Lisa's Braces" imaginable.
@davidbcooper.bsky.social to do the darkest retelling of "Lisa's Braces" imaginable.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Well, with this latest Gaetz story...time for
@davidbcooper.bsky.social to do the darkest retelling of "Lisa's Braces" imaginable.
@davidbcooper.bsky.social to do the darkest retelling of "Lisa's Braces" imaginable.
I would include Bonaparte just to be safe
Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I would include Bonaparte just to be safe
Night of the Living Daylights
You Only Live Three Times
c'mon guys this is a layup: zombie james bond
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Night of the Living Daylights
"Actually, the ass is comprised of a series of gluteal muscles so it would be incorrect to use the article 'Dat' "
Neil Datass Tyson
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"Actually, the ass is comprised of a series of gluteal muscles so it would be incorrect to use the article 'Dat' "
My dog, today, enjoying a park built by the WPA. Several bits of sidewalk that led us there are still stamped with those three beautiful letters.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My dog, today, enjoying a park built by the WPA. Several bits of sidewalk that led us there are still stamped with those three beautiful letters.
Donna Reed
Peg Bundy
Claire Huxtable
Carol Brady
Peg Bundy
Claire Huxtable
Carol Brady
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Donna Reed
Peg Bundy
Claire Huxtable
Carol Brady
Peg Bundy
Claire Huxtable
Carol Brady
Adult Content:
Hasan is giving Olivia Reingold the cold shoulder live on stream right now at the Zohran victory party.
Hasan is giving Olivia Reingold the cold shoulder live on stream right now at the Zohran victory party.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Adult Content:
Hasan is giving Olivia Reingold the cold shoulder live on stream right now at the Zohran victory party.
Hasan is giving Olivia Reingold the cold shoulder live on stream right now at the Zohran victory party.
Black jelly beans should have neon orange tips like toy guns.
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Black jelly beans should have neon orange tips like toy guns.
The Diving Bell, The Squid, The Whale and Her Lover
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Diving Bell, The Squid, The Whale and Her Lover
Sour Patch AIDS
change one letter, ruin a candy
Spittles
Spittles
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Wars
Wars
October 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sour Patch AIDS
First round of VC funding is underway.
October 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
First round of VC funding is underway.
Haunted Porn Maze:
Are you prepared for...The Dryer That Eats Stepmoms!
Are you prepared for...The Dryer That Eats Stepmoms!
autumn porn maze
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Haunted Porn Maze:
Are you prepared for...The Dryer That Eats Stepmoms!
Are you prepared for...The Dryer That Eats Stepmoms!
Penis Goofin'
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Penis Goofin'
Every follow-up to the Zapruder Film has been missing the one thing that made the original so memorable.
Food for thought: What is the worst franchise made from the best movie?
15 Great Movies That Were Ruined By Becoming Franchises
These classic films should never have gotten sequels.
screencrush.com
October 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Every follow-up to the Zapruder Film has been missing the one thing that made the original so memorable.
Babe, are you okay?
You've barely touched your Coprophagia Haagen-Dazs
You've barely touched your Coprophagia Haagen-Dazs
October 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Babe, are you okay?
You've barely touched your Coprophagia Haagen-Dazs
You've barely touched your Coprophagia Haagen-Dazs
Fuck it. It's Friday. Let's do this again!
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Fuck it. It's Friday. Let's do this again!
Hit the Retvrn key
October 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hit the Retvrn key
This is one of the best pep talks I've ever read. This is OUR fucking house.
Many people in the United States are understandably frightened right now, feeling targeted, and looking for safer places to go.
Yes, you know more about your specific risk-profile than we do, how prominent or targeted you are; it well may make sense to move cities, states, or countries.
However:
Yes, you know more about your specific risk-profile than we do, how prominent or targeted you are; it well may make sense to move cities, states, or countries.
However:
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is one of the best pep talks I've ever read. This is OUR fucking house.
When the woks fell
October 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When the woks fell
Voir Dire Straits
Ruin a band with law
FOIA Fighters
FOIA Fighters
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Voir Dire Straits
Just read a facebook post from an extremely conservative congressman about the closure of a rural hospital. This post included the phrase "on a call with Dr. Oz..." I would like to die now.
September 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Just read a facebook post from an extremely conservative congressman about the closure of a rural hospital. This post included the phrase "on a call with Dr. Oz..." I would like to die now.
Midjourney? You mean Foreigner?
September 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Midjourney? You mean Foreigner?