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Prof. Jealousy
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Live, from beautiful downtown Burbank
The announcer from Laugh-In, holding a Stinger missile launcher.
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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My dog, today, enjoying a park built by the WPA. Several bits of sidewalk that led us there are still stamped with those three beautiful letters.
Clementine, a white bichon frise, blissfully rolling in green grass and brown leaves.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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First round of VC funding is underway.
Steve Jobs standing in front of a giant photoshopped slide that says "A publishing or word processing program that only selects, moves or changes the things that you put your cursor over."
October 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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An art exhibit with a single wooden chair placed in front of an old CRT television. Lenny, of Simpsons fame, has been expertly photoshopped in to re-enact his classic "please don't tell anyone how I live" scene.
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Idris Elba as his character from The Office. The quote has been meme-ified to say "I am aware of the effect [the vehicle has] on women."
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The handshake meme from Predator. Two absolutely beefed up arms clasping hands. Guy on the left is labeled "Jon Lovitz," the other says "Marilyn Manson." In the middle they are "agreeing" on "beating up Andy Dick."
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Babe, are you okay?
You've barely touched your Coprophagia Haagen-Dazs
A package of dog supplements meant to deter stool-eating. It has "Coprohagia" in large font and, overall, looks like a pint of ice cream.
October 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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👀👀🐺
🚕 AWOOGA
A ridiculously gorgeous and talented young Shari Lews and Lamb Chop. She's arching her eyebrows and about to say the word "the" in the sexiest way anyone has ever said it. And that word has been said a lot!
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I can certainly tell you my life would have been very different...
Foreground: A crab sandwich and a michelada in a plastic "Giants" cup Background: Looking through a couple of other fans, onto the field and up into the upper decks from underneath the scoreboard at Pac Bell/SBC/AT&T/Oracle Park
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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A logo for the "Raytheon Football Club"
August 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Alleged adult "Bill Trevarrow" posting (reposting? replying? not sure) AMEN at the behest of Luke Skywalker
August 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Propaganda poster from Bioshock Infinite, it reads: "You shall know the false shepherd by his mark!" There is an image of a demonic hand with the letters "AD" emblazoned on the back.
August 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut, an older gentleman with tousled brown hair and a grey moustache. He approves this drawing of an asshole.
August 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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The vibe
Jennifer Coolidge and Bob Balaban
July 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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That face you make when you see that Marky Mark is in your movie.
Matt Damon opening a door and walking into a room holding a white takeout bag. (From The Departed)
July 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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This Psylocke cosplay aint bad
Patrick Bailey, a muscular man who catches for the San Francisco Giants, wears purple tank top with matching forearm sleeves. (Like Psylocke of the X-Men, that's the joke.)
July 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Couldn't be these sweet boys
Four San Francisco Giants (Rafael Devers, Heliot Ramos, Luis Matos and Willy Adames) in the dugout, smiling at the camera
July 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Respectfully...
The DVD cover for "Jiminy Glick in Lalawood." Jiminy is like unto a kaiju stepping over the Hollywood sign about to crush LA under his massive-but-surprisingly-spry weight.
July 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Clementine, an adorable 15 lb. fluffy white Bichon holding a red toy ball.
July 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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"Eeeww. I'll take regular jizz please"
Homer Simpson in front of the WTC. He looks absolutely disgusted. (It's the Mt. Dew vs. Crab Juice bit)
June 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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So you agree you would if he was still alive?
Rachel McAdams in mean girls. A young blonde woman leaning forward. Her expression implies she has her conversation partner in a rhetorical trap.
May 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Jane Wiedlin as Joan of Arc in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. She is a beautiful young woman with a brown "bob" haircut. She is kneeling with a broadsword.
May 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Muggido
A book. Michael York's autobiographical account of the making of The Omega Code 2: Megiddo titled "Dispatches from Armageddon." The picture is Michael York covering the side of his face with a prosthetic monster claw.
May 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Zuck: the average American has 3 friends
Crow, Joel & Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theatre 3000. (A gold robot made from a lacrosse mask and bowling pin, a regular joe in a red jumpsuit, and a robot made from a classic gumball machine.)
May 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM