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Uncle Daniel
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Cook 👨🏾‍🍳• NC • BigBoi 🏳️‍🌈• Occasional Chaplain 🎤

I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.
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Words to live by.
April 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Collard pesto chicken, citrus carrot and polenta. I’ll throw down at the house when necessary #heardthat
March 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Double fisting American Spirits while listening to Sade.

I’m an Action Bronson lyric.
March 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My front of house manager decided tonight would be a great time to wax poetic about how sexy Samurai Jack is.

Ma’am…I’m just trying to cook this duck breast and the ticket is on 20 minutes. I don’t mind you being horny on main, but please…
March 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
And let the church say…
Sugar DO NOT go in grits…just eat cream of wheat, u uncouthed VAGABOND
March 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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How I envision Jesus feeding the people with fish and bread.
March 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
As the only Black working in the restaurant, I felt it my duty to speak up loudly when chef talked about putting mussels in a gumbo. Not on my stove, you ain’t!
March 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’ve been writing a lot of scenes lately and I am obsessed with the idea of having life altering dialogue within a Waffle House.
March 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“Say Drake”
February 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
How much you think the plumbing budget is for a restaurant called Stews and Brews? They just serve stew meat and draft beer.
February 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That African American Studies professor on TikTok put her syllabus out. Why am I up and and running to the bookstore?!

What’s happening??
January 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
January 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If God doesn’t want me eating hot pickles in a 69 Chevelle then She wouldn’t have given me that dream.
January 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Maybe bowling alley lighting is a cheat code.
January 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Diary of a Mad Black Woman could have given Kimberly Elise’s eyebrows an acting credit.
January 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I got a roll of cash, two dutch ovens, a Lego set, and a chiropractic appointment. I love being an adult on Christmas.
December 26, 2024 at 2:32 AM
My aunt swears up and down her pot roast can trap a man.

I tweaked it to a “can I get a text back” braise.
December 25, 2024 at 2:59 AM
10 year old me wouldn’t believe me if I told him how I spent my Tuesday afternoon.
December 17, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I’ve been working on menu development for the past few months and 2025 is going to be the year that I present my food to the world. I’m so fucking nervous.
December 17, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I’m determined to take one month away from the restaurant and vacation/eat my way through a couple cities next year. Chicago is already on the list but I need one more and I’m stuck…
December 16, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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December 13, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Happy 33rd Birthday to me. I’m reminded of the words of a great poet and philosopher,

“If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention. “
December 12, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I’ve been letting my beard fill out more than usual and my uncle’s first question when he saw it was “have you been eating coochie?”

Dear reader, I haven’t done that since the 1st Obama administration. It’s just brisket and Bevel skincare like ????
December 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM