Uncle Adam
uncleadam719.bsky.social
Uncle Adam
@uncleadam719.bsky.social
exchristian, ex Republican
Democrat LGBTQIA accomplice
Dad hugs
Tell me again that MAGA immigration policies aren't racist
February 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
#Guantanamo #immigration #ICE This is really disturbing on so many levels
January 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Remember when Jesse Watters said I'd become a woman if I voted for Harris?
January 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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It’s because it isn’t about life. It’s a fetus fetish
January 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Prolife propaganda feeds on a misogyny that defies even the most self-aware evangelical voters.
January 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Most of the Evangelical MAGA, as opposed to the billionaire MAGA, vote for one issue.
Abortion. That's it. Every other issue is either accidentally aligned or ignored. Trump could admit sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll & blame her in the statement, and they'd stand by him because of that issue.
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Basically, the American electorate just performed the largest jury nullification in history. The statement was clear, even if it was closer than his supporters want to say.

They don't care what he did or to whom. He either didn't do it, or it's ok that he did it. Exactly how they treat their god.
January 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Absolutely perfect.
Here's how they report on him in the UK, where their free press has a spine.
January 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
With the White House "accidentally" removing the constitution from the website and Trump's Bible leaving out a bunch of amendments, I'm going to buy a hard copy for posterity. I suddenly have trust issues.
January 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Introductions are warranted
January 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Looks like the first clock alternative, Clapper, is unable to keep up with the traffic.
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
And it went down tonight
January 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I should note, I've had a hard time keeping up. If you followed me here and knew me on TikTok, make sure I follow you back. I've had a lot of spam accounts looking to get into my pants.
That's where my wallet is.
January 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Clocks stopped at about 9:35 central US time tonight. So this is the part they don't show in dystopian movies.
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How many eggs is Greenland going to cost us?
January 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I can never pay attention to all the prompts when I call customer service. As soon as 1 isn't for me, I tune out until I realize it's over. Then I have to hang up and call back. Is it an ADHD thing?
January 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Musk isn't eligible for the office for the same reason Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't.
December 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Developing: Pennsylvania Burger King chains have updated their slogan:

"Here, snitches get stitches"
December 9, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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I’m thinking Mangione blew it when we went to McDonald’s. He goes to a Waffle House and someone hides the gun for him and probably keeps it, he goes to a Popeyes and nobody is talking to the cops, he goes to a Starbucks and people buy him breakfast.
December 10, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Let them nab any team, but if their team makes the playoffs, that team is released. Now the Bowl has to pick from what's left.
I'm still sort of working this out but I would like to see the non-Playoff bowls adopt a system of earlier invites. Once Florida got win 6 (and was clearly out of the playoff) they should have been nabable.
December 8, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Trump is building his cabinet out of cardboard.
December 6, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Now that Hunter Biden has a pardon on his resume along with his felony conviction, he's now eligible and qualified for the Trump cabinet.
December 3, 2024 at 6:18 AM
My crush is at it again.
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM