My sweet lil Tubby Bumpkins

8am vs 11am

Go ahead and have a good cry, you earned it

Between my partner's snoring and my father's constant hacking/coughing, I'm convinced I'm never going to get a good night's sleep ever again. I love them both so much but 24 hours of complete silence would do wonders for my nervous system right now.

the farmer’s almanac predicts you being a little bitch

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

The world is literally and figuratively burning all around us so let's all take a lesson from Sage's book; eat your pancakes on the floor. Laugh at your own farts. Live your truth.

Saving this for alibi purposes later don't worry about it

I think I'm just gonna put something generic like "out of town" for my time-off request rather than the truth which is "the only thing that could possibly save my psyche at this point is to completely disengage and play some random PS1 era RPG for 15 hours a day start to finish (plus side quests)

I hope y’all aren't trying to fight fascism without the appropriate playlist. Whether I'm boxing or strategizing, I'm listening to Kendrick.

“Music helps reduce pain by activating sensory pathways that compete with pain pathways, stimulating emotional responses, and engaging cognitive attention.”

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.

I somehow cut/slit my fingertip and it's either from a random box at work or playing a little too much Cliffs of Dover on guitar hero...I wasn't even playing on expert 😭

This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.

This is unacceptable. Elon Musk recently shared posts on X that publicized the names and titles of government employees in climate-related positions, sparking widespread controversy and concern. 1/6