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uncanny vallie
@uncannyvallie.bsky.social
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I draw things sometimes.

they/them, white, account also formerly known as sassyphos on the other blue site

No AIs/NFTs/crypto/any of that nonsense.

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painted another friend's doggo! #art #pets #dogs #painting #gouache

... damn I did the primary colors thing again 😂
Gouache painting of a chockapoo sitting on a blanket, mainly in muted primary colors.
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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cn food

hot damn, we're near damn instagram-ready here
A fresh handmade pizza on a cutting board, cut into six slices, photographed from above. Half of the same pizza in three slices, photographed at a diagonal angle to highlight the crumb of the crust.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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HEY. GUESS WHO CAN'T READ

(it says "empty case")
My hand holding the case for Final Fantasy VII Remake with some stickers on it. One says "2 CD", the other says "Leerhülle". The open case, which is very empty.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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This doodle inside the CD case fucking kills me
Doodle of Aerith, Nobuo Uematsu, Cloud and Tifa inside the case of the Final Fantasy VII Reunion Tracks CD
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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ranibow sprimkle...
A plate filled with snowflake-shaped cookies with clear icing and multicolor sprinkles on top
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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painted a doggo #art #dogs #pets #petportrait
Gouache painting of a black dog, a pitbull mix, with a white chest sitting on an armchair like a person.
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
uncannyvallie.bsky.social
Katherine this chapter:
Cartoonish drawing of a woman in a cat ear hoodie with comically large, very wet eyes.
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Hey artist! Quote with your strong woman art!
Watercolor painting of Doa from Blade of the Immortal, a girl with a pink coat, pink and white chequered hat, and tattoo on her left cheek. She is wielding a short blade in front of her face. Ink drawing of a fat and stocky woman with light skin and dark hair. She has a mullet, of which the long part is tied in a ponytail that’s swishing behind her, and a side shave. She wears elaborate full-body armor. Her right arm holds up an absolutely huge sword behind her. Watercolor painting of a fat woman with light tan skin wearing a large, dark blue cape, leg wraps and shiny boots as well as octagonal goggles running through an arid landscape. Above her in the sky hands a sword facing outward; the sword’s blade opens like a mouth with sharp teeth. It is surrounded by a flame-like glow. The sky shows a gradient from a faint yellow at the bottom, to a light blue that gets darker at the top. There are a few stylized stars and planets in the sky. The landscape on the ground is mainly yellow ochre, with reddish hills in the distance. Strange green plants grow here and there.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I'll play
post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
uncannyvallie.bsky.social
Kinda interested in what After God is doing with Yoriko
Manga page from After God. Yoriko is in pyjamas and chained up in the Snake IPO's living room. In the first panel, the Snake IPO says: "But I AM giving you a straight answer!" This confuses Yoriko. She takes a few deep breaths and thinks through her situation.
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Watching the new @theabigailthorn.bsky.social video and this caption is GREAT
A person with a newspaper in front of their face. The newspaper reads the caption: "Trans fireman pulls three from blaze." The closed captions, describing the background music, read: "Synthesizers Growling Like The Pit Of Hell Itself"
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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get in loser we're going castle storming
Doa and Rin from Blade of the Immortal, looking like they mean business.
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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One of the most remarkable thing about Munich, for me, was the newspaper boxes.

They stand around on the street just about everywhere. You can just open them and grab a newspaper, and on the side there's a slot for the money.
Four boxes on legs advertising different newspapers, standing around on a sidewalk.
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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alrighty
Qrt ur opinion on this user
October 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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pain and suffering
Four groups of extremely similar buttons on top of a desk
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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black and white sketch of an anthropomorphized manul laughing tears and pointing at something
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
uncannyvallie.bsky.social
anyway, loaffe
A beautifully browned loaf of bread that's been put on an oven rack to cool.
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Paar süße Sticker hab ich auch vom glitch mit
Skizzen uch mit zwei Stickern. Einer ist im typischen Antifa-Logo-Stil, aber mit einer Katze in der Mitte und dem Text "Antifaschistische Kratzaktion". Der zweite Sticker ist holografisch und sagt "Patriarchat wegtoasten" mit einer Illustration von zwei Toastscheiben, die fröhlich aus einem Toaster schauen.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Book Acquired
Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao.
October 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Found @mikamurstein.bsky.social and @feliciaewert.bsky.social at glitch bookstore in Munich :3
"I'm a queerfeminist cyborg, that's okay" by Mika Murstein on display in a full bookshelf. "Trans. Frau. Sein." by Felicia Ewert on display on a bookshelf among others.
October 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I did it

I sketched urbanly #art #UrbanSketching #Munich
A watercolor sketchbook with a very colorful sketch of a buddha statue in a pagoda. It's lying on a park bench surrounded by art supplies.
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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tried to capture the spirit of this funky lamp
rough brush pen and color pencil drawing of a streetlamp with a deliberately bend in it
October 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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went to neo tokyo, bought some kawaii shit
Three pencils and a notebook with cute pastel animal designs on them
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Kitty portrait for a friend #art #cats
Gouache painting of an orange cat sitting on a textile surface with folds in it.
October 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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folded my kneaded eraser into a dumpling
my hand holding a gray kneaded eraser shaped into something like a jiaozi-style dumpling
September 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM