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Drawing of an elf girl scowling and saying "You're awful."
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Threw together this deck just now after blowing pack points on a second Mega Altaria. Only tried it twice so far, but it feels good.

#PokemonTCGPocket
Deck list from Pokemon TCG Pocket. Psychic energy. We've got Mega Altaria as our main attack plan, supported by a pair of Sylveon EX and one each of Indeedee EX and Tapu Lele. Notably, the Eevees are the new ones with only 50 HP, so I have a copy of Lisia to grab them or Swablu. Other Trainer cards are pretty normal: pairs of Speed, Research, and Ball; plus singles of Sabrina, Cyrus, and Red.
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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#PokemonTCGPocket

Who wants my extra Mega Gyarados?

Hit me up!

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Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing Mega Gyarados EX. I've added red lettering that reads, "Who wants it?"
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Everything but Sylveon is up for grabs, what do you want?

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Looking for Professor's Research if possible
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Not the crossover I expected in a Pokemon game, yet here we are.

100 nerd points to the first person who gets the reference.
A woman in a pink jumpsuit with white undershirt and white belt standing outside in the city. She's got short, orange hair and brown eyes. Same woman but smiling and making a heart fingers gesture. Same woman but smiling and holding out both arms with a couple of peace signs.
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Aaaaand that's credits on Pokemon Legends ZA.
Shout out to the true GOAT, putting in work all the way to the end boss.
Meme made out of a comic panel where Batman breaks a gun over his knee and says "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it." Image is edited so that Batman's face is replaced by Gogoat (a grass-type Pokemon) and the gun is replaced by the Mega Evolution icon, broken in half.
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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#PokemonTCGPocket

TRADE REQUEST

I'm looking for the ⭐⭐ Professor's Research. I have a lot of ⭐⭐ cards I'd be happy to offer in exchange, please reply with what you're most looking for!
The fancy Professor's Research card, but all grayed out because I don't have it.
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Not what I was looking for, but I'll take it!

#PokemonTCGPocket
Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing the pack opening screen. Centered in the frame is a card with the "new" tag above it. The card in question is none other than the gold-backed, crown rare version of Lilligant.
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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when she says she doesn't want any fries but then she sees yours
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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This is the ideal Pokemon form. You may not like it, but this is what peak mega evolution looks like.
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Got a new job!
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends ZA. I'm in the lobby of a mafia headquarters. Members are standing at attention, forming two rows flanking the path to the elevator at the back. A large figure stands by the elevator door. Meanwhile, up in the foreground, I'm giving two thumbs up and grinning like an idiot at the camera. Same room, but this time I'm right up by the elevator door, standing next to the big guy. He's wearing what would be a nice suit except it's got spikes. I'm still doing the same goofy look as before. We're both looking at the camera.
October 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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coffee with my friend
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends ZA. The player character is sitting at a small, round table outside a café at night, looking at the camera. She has mixed red and black hair in a rough ponytail, and is wearing a black jacket over a red shirt to match. The Pokemon called Dragonair is sitting on the ground next to her. It's an elegant blue and white serpentine creature with soft features and a few decorative orbs on its neck and tail.
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Screenshot from Pokemon Legends ZA. The player character has a black jacket over a dark red shirt, and matching red and black hair in a rough ponytail. She's got blue eyes. She's standing in a fancy courtyard at night with one hand on her hips. On the side of the screen it says "Rank up!" and has a big, pink W. Same player character, still in front of a castle-looking building at night, but this time she's looking down menacingly at a small child. There's a dialogue box that doesn't matter. Same player character, but this time it's a bright, sunny day in the city. She has a pleasantly neutral expression as she looks at her Rotom phone, which is hovering in front of her.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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We're like 1-2 games away from this being actual in-game dialogue.
Four-panel comic. Panel 1: Geodude, a Pokemon that's basically a rock with a face and arms, is sitting in a cave with a cup of coffee. His arms are folded in front of him and he has anxiety. Text box reads, "Geodude sits alone in a cave." Panel 2: Same image, but a little more zoomed in, and the anxiety increases. Text box reads, "Is this cave made of flesh?" Panel 3: Zoomed in to a close-up now, and he's visibly sweating. Text box reads, "Or is he made of cave?" Panel 4: Now his hands are on his head and his mouth is open wide in a panicked scream. Text box reads, "He screams for he does not know."
October 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Okay also I know this is totally off-topic but would you happen to know what font this is?
Screenshot of a heading from the OP's linked blog post that reads, "A Different Kind of Novelty." It's in a traditional-looking serif font.
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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WELP
Screenshot from the beginning of Link to the Past. We're in Link's house, and he's in bed. His uncle is at a table, looking over at Link. Dialogue box reads, "Welp, I'm going out for a while. I'll be back by morning. Don't leave the house." Screenshot from Link to the Past. We're in a dungeon, and Link is face to face with Zelda in an open prison cell. Dialogue box reads, "Welp, listen carefully. The wizard is magically controlling all the soldiers in the castle." Screenshot from Link to the Past. We're in a lovely forest clearing. Link is standing on an important-looking dais and is holding a sword high above his head. Text reads, "Welp, it is extraordinary that you won the Master Sword that makes evil retreat..." Screenshot from Link to the Past. We have a black background as Link faces a maiden hovering in a giant crystal. Text reads, "Welp, because of you, I can escape from the clutches of the evil monsters. Thank you!"
October 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I prefer the REAL first digital actress
Portrait of the character Dot Matrix from an old show called Reboot. She's a green lady with short black hair and a weird tan jumpsuit, all rendered in bad nineties CGI.
October 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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If you're a reality-altering wizard in a fantasy world, what would you be afraid of? Losing your magic. You'd be reduced to a frail civilian in a dangerous world, it's a recipe for disaster! Better take precautions.

2/🧵
Three-panel comic. First panel: a guy wearing shades has a tee shirt that says "no fear." Someone else is approaching. Second panel: close-up on the guy who was approaching, showing that his tee shirt says "anti-magic fields exist." Third panel: back to the original guy with shades, but now his tee shirt says "one fear."
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Personally I think there's significance in the fact that Mr. Rogers doesn't try to claim that his drawing is just as good as anyone else's, and instead he's honest that it's *not* a good drawing, and affirms that it's worth doing anyway. I think that's important.
The famous Mr. Rogers is drawing a simplistic house in red crayon. He says, "Do you like to draw with crayons? I'm not very good at it. But it doesn't matter. It's the fun of doing it that's important."
October 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I think I might like this new anime
Anime screenshot. Close-up shot of a noble lady walking down a hallway. Her silver hair is done up all fancy-like, she has big dangly earrings, and you can just see the tops of frilly red shoulders on her ball gown. She has a satisfied smile. Subtitle reads, "I'm so glad I punched those people!"
October 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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how dare
An anime elf girl looks angry but in a flustered kind of way
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Anime girl recoiling in disgust
September 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Altered screenshot from Moana. Beefy, tattooed Maui has an angry look on his face. The subtitle reads, "What can I say except AAAAAAAAAA"
September 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Equipment lists are an important part of setting the tone for your RPG.

Take Sword World, for example:
Table of items from the Sword World RPG that occupy the "Face" accessory slot. Lots of mundane things like masks and sunglasses, plus a couple of magic items. The important one is called "Fake Moustache," which costs 20 gold, and the description reads, "Causes inappropriate laughter and loss of dignity."
September 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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me, at the end of the thread, deciding that i'm never playing unknown armies 3
Old-timey portrait of a woman at a table, reading a book. As she reads, she has one hand up by her forehead and her eyes are open wide.
September 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM