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lorena hobbitt
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WA by way of MA. Beware the cringe. ⛸🏳️‍🌈📖

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If you followed me bc of the SNAP news please know that I post an obnoxious amount about figure skating.
In any other context that woman would be justified in laying hands
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Every tyrant & every empire never conceives its own demise & still they crumble. No system of injustice is natural, inevitable, or eternal.
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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The duality of winning your first gp title #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
help he did it again
“She will listen to herself sing as she feels herself skate.” Ted, about the weirdest way you could have said that. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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TAKE MY RIGHT FOOT WAKABA IT'S ALL YOURS TAKE ANYTHING FROM ME I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I'm sorry but we have to re-start the entire Grand Prix series for Wakaba, it's the only sensible thing to do. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
BRING BACK SPIRALSSSSSSS
A vintage Michelle Kwan-inspired change of edge spiral sequence from Josephine Lee. This is heritage choreography! #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Got a fresh cup of coffee and the cat is freshly distracted. Time to watch women’s.

#SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
uh oh
Lopareva/Brissaud's opening stationary lift looks like it might have come down more quickly than it should've - currently called as a level 1 and will get a review
bit.ly/48gFUuF #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
2025 Skate America play-by-play/results: Free dance — Rocker Skating - Analysis by Jackie Wong
Live stream and play-by-play of the free dance at 2025 Skate America
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hello again friends. Everyone ready for the last two events of #SkateAmerica #GPFigure ?
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Me to Wakaba each time she competes internationally and the damn PCS scores come up

(Catching up on the #SkateAmerica #GPFigure women’s SP)
a woman is talking to another woman in front of a car and says `` you got scammed ! ''
ALT: a woman is talking to another woman in front of a car and says `` you got scammed ! ''
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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El vestido es un sueño. El programa es un 10. Lo que diga el panel de jurado con Wakaba me da igual. Le han robado tantas veces que le deben millones de puntos.
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Wakaba could skate to a chiptune cover of Mambo Number 5 and I'd probably still dig it, but this short program is wonderful. It feels like something right out of a 90s Stars on Ice tour and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. #GPFigure #SkateAmerica
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Catching up, completely unspoiled, to the rest of the events of the day, starting with the RD….

#SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Heyyyyy! One birthday outing later, I’m back. And watching the world feed, Peacock be damned.

#SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’ve been conversing with Satan for free all this time. Should I make a tutorial?
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Do we not get the world feed for men’s in the U.S. on Peacock? WTF.

#SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Skate America? In the snow? On my birthday?

Someone go back in time and slap me for not buying tickets to Lake Placid.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Or, 1 in 5 single-family homes in the U.S. are owned by investors.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I tried to make a dirty chai but went too far with the espresso and landed more towards a manic chai
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I never knew that my emails, filled to the brim with complete sentences and a coherent narrative, were such a work of art. I'm bout to start printing these out and hanging them on the walls.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Starbucks strike begins TOMORROW—don’t cross the picket line!
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It should be illegal for public officials to sign NDAs keeping information about public projects and utilities from the public
We’re in the “data-centers-are-stealing-your-water” — tonight, on the local news — part of the AI cycle.

@conorsen.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM