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he/him 🏳️‍🌈 | cyber dude | and it only seems so strange right now
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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I was once locked out of my toothbrush
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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how we got here
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Roses are red

The dot is pale blue

Here's a mote of dust in a sunbeam

From a distance of forty AU

🧪 🔭 🌍
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
men's snowboard halfpipe time let's get it
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
it's giving Time Cube
We all know about the Claude spiritual bliss attractor state. But what happens when you let Grok talk to itself for a long time? Answer:
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Team USA hockey using the Free Bird solo as a goal song is peak
February 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
from "possible injury on the first run" to "gold medal performance in the third run", wild event for Choi Ga-on with an amazing finish
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
bro Chloe Kim has to pull up now this is a GOOD event
February 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
CHOI GA-ON WOW
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Chloe Kim just swinging for the fences now
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
CHLOE KIM IS IN THE HOUSE
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I love a 15 foot mctwist indy grab out of the halfpipe so much
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I do not like snowboard halfpipe falls because there are some really bad angles involved
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
elizabeth hosking was turned UP until that fall
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
much respect to bea kim for just sending a sw 900 on the first trick of the first run, even if it's a bail
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
women's snowboard halfpipe finals let's gooooooooo
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Saw someone on reddit ask what a re-run is, and then someone reply with "TV repost." Just call me the crypt keeper at this point
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM