Super-fluous
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social
Part English, part French. Sweary.
'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather'
Ness happens, unpredictably.
So I've heard 🤷🏻' (review from friend)
Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me)
Cums with typos.
'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather'
Ness happens, unpredictably.
So I've heard 🤷🏻' (review from friend)
Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me)
Cums with typos.
Pinned
A HOLIDAY - A THREAD.
Dartmoor.
We arrived, it was ace. Super nice camp spot for our first night away. Then the tent pole broke, it's fine! We can make a repair! Except, the hacksaw also broke. 😆 I say 'we' repaired it @stuchant.bsky.social made the repair, I glamorously assisted.
Dartmoor.
We arrived, it was ace. Super nice camp spot for our first night away. Then the tent pole broke, it's fine! We can make a repair! Except, the hacksaw also broke. 😆 I say 'we' repaired it @stuchant.bsky.social made the repair, I glamorously assisted.
What the fuck is this?
🤣🤦🏼♀️😬
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November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What the fuck is this?
🤣🤦🏼♀️😬
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Pops onto marketplace to have a look for a tumble dryer.
Stumbles across this, OK then. 👇👇👇
Stumbles across this, OK then. 👇👇👇
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pops onto marketplace to have a look for a tumble dryer.
Stumbles across this, OK then. 👇👇👇
Stumbles across this, OK then. 👇👇👇
Question: if I follow a link to an article (doesn't matter which site, most recent one was a BBC article), Bluesky crashes every damn time. Usually when I'm a few paragraphs in. Does this happen to you?
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Question: if I follow a link to an article (doesn't matter which site, most recent one was a BBC article), Bluesky crashes every damn time. Usually when I'm a few paragraphs in. Does this happen to you?
Met a new client today, went well until I went to leave, all social graces WERE intact.
Client as I step towards the door: My incontinent dog has had a wee on the floor, thank goodness you didn't step in it.
Me, shuffling along with wet socks, do I say something?
Dear reader: I said something.
Client as I step towards the door: My incontinent dog has had a wee on the floor, thank goodness you didn't step in it.
Me, shuffling along with wet socks, do I say something?
Dear reader: I said something.
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Met a new client today, went well until I went to leave, all social graces WERE intact.
Client as I step towards the door: My incontinent dog has had a wee on the floor, thank goodness you didn't step in it.
Me, shuffling along with wet socks, do I say something?
Dear reader: I said something.
Client as I step towards the door: My incontinent dog has had a wee on the floor, thank goodness you didn't step in it.
Me, shuffling along with wet socks, do I say something?
Dear reader: I said something.
A boast: I can open a bottle of beer with pretty much any implement.
A history: I'm pretty good at it. Never fail. Lid flies off with a pop.
A situation: I just opened a bottle with a tea spoon. The lid flipped off with a pop......
..... and slammed into my face.
This has never happened before.
A history: I'm pretty good at it. Never fail. Lid flies off with a pop.
A situation: I just opened a bottle with a tea spoon. The lid flipped off with a pop......
..... and slammed into my face.
This has never happened before.
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A boast: I can open a bottle of beer with pretty much any implement.
A history: I'm pretty good at it. Never fail. Lid flies off with a pop.
A situation: I just opened a bottle with a tea spoon. The lid flipped off with a pop......
..... and slammed into my face.
This has never happened before.
A history: I'm pretty good at it. Never fail. Lid flies off with a pop.
A situation: I just opened a bottle with a tea spoon. The lid flipped off with a pop......
..... and slammed into my face.
This has never happened before.
You know you've hit the jackpot when you get an unsolicited AAAHHHHHHHHHH from @infinitescream.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣😬
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November 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
You know you've hit the jackpot when you get an unsolicited AAAHHHHHHHHHH from @infinitescream.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣😬
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Ooops. I tripped and landed on the 'buy now' button.
New snowboard jacket incoming....
New snowboard jacket incoming....
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ooops. I tripped and landed on the 'buy now' button.
New snowboard jacket incoming....
New snowboard jacket incoming....
Felt lazy. Bought this.
I've just clocked the *not for EU*.
I'm putting it in the bin for safekeeping. Fuck that.
I've just clocked the *not for EU*.
I'm putting it in the bin for safekeeping. Fuck that.
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Felt lazy. Bought this.
I've just clocked the *not for EU*.
I'm putting it in the bin for safekeeping. Fuck that.
I've just clocked the *not for EU*.
I'm putting it in the bin for safekeeping. Fuck that.
The festive spirit has gone Jurrassic. Please someone, explain why?
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The festive spirit has gone Jurrassic. Please someone, explain why?
Fuck me Asda.
Going all out on the bling...
Going all out on the bling...
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Fuck me Asda.
Going all out on the bling...
Going all out on the bling...
Can we all agree that Clair de Lune by Debussy is a wonderful piece of music?
I was learning it last year. Or trying to... (with a butchers cleaver).
Will try again.
I was learning it last year. Or trying to... (with a butchers cleaver).
Will try again.
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Can we all agree that Clair de Lune by Debussy is a wonderful piece of music?
I was learning it last year. Or trying to... (with a butchers cleaver).
Will try again.
I was learning it last year. Or trying to... (with a butchers cleaver).
Will try again.
youtu.be/bVeOdm-29pU?...
RIP you wonderful hooman. I used to hide under the grand piano and listen to my lovely Grandma play this beautifully.
95 years young is a good fucking innings. Well played to you.
RIP you wonderful hooman. I used to hide under the grand piano and listen to my lovely Grandma play this beautifully.
95 years young is a good fucking innings. Well played to you.
Nocturne No. 2 in E flat Major, Op. 9,2
YouTube video by Frédéric Chopin - Topic
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
youtu.be/bVeOdm-29pU?...
RIP you wonderful hooman. I used to hide under the grand piano and listen to my lovely Grandma play this beautifully.
95 years young is a good fucking innings. Well played to you.
RIP you wonderful hooman. I used to hide under the grand piano and listen to my lovely Grandma play this beautifully.
95 years young is a good fucking innings. Well played to you.
I can hear an owl, it's lovely.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I can hear an owl, it's lovely.
I just went for a walk to get some air.
1. It's very cold.
2. I wasn't paying attention so I walked into a tree. Proper closelined myself.
3. @itsmefil.bsky.social 🖕 your fault.
4. This tree 👇
1. It's very cold.
2. I wasn't paying attention so I walked into a tree. Proper closelined myself.
3. @itsmefil.bsky.social 🖕 your fault.
4. This tree 👇
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I just went for a walk to get some air.
1. It's very cold.
2. I wasn't paying attention so I walked into a tree. Proper closelined myself.
3. @itsmefil.bsky.social 🖕 your fault.
4. This tree 👇
1. It's very cold.
2. I wasn't paying attention so I walked into a tree. Proper closelined myself.
3. @itsmefil.bsky.social 🖕 your fault.
4. This tree 👇
I just popped out to get something from the van. I think I've just been locked out of the care home. Fuck. Me currently 👇
a man is dancing in a bathroom in front of a sink .
ALT: a man is dancing in a bathroom in front of a sink .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I just popped out to get something from the van. I think I've just been locked out of the care home. Fuck. Me currently 👇
Me in public: My headphones:
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Me in public: My headphones:
Ten things that I like.
1. When the air is so cold that all moisture particles freeze. Rainbows hang like a halo frozen mid-air.
2. Torrential rain and gale force winds. Log burner fired up in the lounge. Snug.
3. Snowboarding, my brain just stops taking. It's like flying.
1. When the air is so cold that all moisture particles freeze. Rainbows hang like a halo frozen mid-air.
2. Torrential rain and gale force winds. Log burner fired up in the lounge. Snug.
3. Snowboarding, my brain just stops taking. It's like flying.
Ten things I like:
1. My family & others I care about
2. Being afloat (ideally, sailing)
3. Being within a large crowds with thumping bassy booms (fireworks and/or live music)
4. Fingers running through my hair and over my scalp
5. Spring afternoons when the air hums with new life
1. My family & others I care about
2. Being afloat (ideally, sailing)
3. Being within a large crowds with thumping bassy booms (fireworks and/or live music)
4. Fingers running through my hair and over my scalp
5. Spring afternoons when the air hums with new life
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like:
1. Watching the sea/waterfalls/rivers
2. Vista
3. Browsing for books
4. Log fires
5. Vinyl on a turntable
6. Being little spoon
7. Fresh Flowers
8. Thunder Storms
9. Learning
10. Hygge
1. Watching the sea/waterfalls/rivers
2. Vista
3. Browsing for books
4. Log fires
5. Vinyl on a turntable
6. Being little spoon
7. Fresh Flowers
8. Thunder Storms
9. Learning
10. Hygge
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ten things that I like.
1. When the air is so cold that all moisture particles freeze. Rainbows hang like a halo frozen mid-air.
2. Torrential rain and gale force winds. Log burner fired up in the lounge. Snug.
3. Snowboarding, my brain just stops taking. It's like flying.
1. When the air is so cold that all moisture particles freeze. Rainbows hang like a halo frozen mid-air.
2. Torrential rain and gale force winds. Log burner fired up in the lounge. Snug.
3. Snowboarding, my brain just stops taking. It's like flying.
Vikings were here.
November 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Vikings were here.
End of life is such a tricky balance. Love. Care. Heart. I'm holding her hand.
Sorry for not being around, it's all been a bit much. Back soon. Just taking a breather.
There's another substack, if you're interested. When I can face it, I'll do another.
open.substack.com/pub/unnessas...
Sorry for not being around, it's all been a bit much. Back soon. Just taking a breather.
There's another substack, if you're interested. When I can face it, I'll do another.
open.substack.com/pub/unnessas...
An IVF journey, part 2.
13/07/24
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
End of life is such a tricky balance. Love. Care. Heart. I'm holding her hand.
Sorry for not being around, it's all been a bit much. Back soon. Just taking a breather.
There's another substack, if you're interested. When I can face it, I'll do another.
open.substack.com/pub/unnessas...
Sorry for not being around, it's all been a bit much. Back soon. Just taking a breather.
There's another substack, if you're interested. When I can face it, I'll do another.
open.substack.com/pub/unnessas...
Jazz wanker. Block and report.
And here's A THIRD one!
Jazz cunt again searching for the same profile name
Block
Report
Don't engage
bsky.app/profile/mich...
Jazz cunt again searching for the same profile name
Block
Report
Don't engage
bsky.app/profile/mich...
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Jazz wanker. Block and report.
You know what to do people. Report and block.
It appears that Jazz cunt is back and searching for names of profiles he can't find any more
Don't engage with the freak
Block and report
#cuntwhackamole
bsky.app/profile/shak...
Don't engage with the freak
Block and report
#cuntwhackamole
bsky.app/profile/shak...
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You know what to do people. Report and block.
Got in the van to drive to see Gran and hot flushed so bad that I steamed up all of the windows.
Me: Gran, if you get cold, sit close to me. I'm a flushing furnace.
Her: oh, I remember that from yrs ago. It was embarrassing.
Me: don't worry, I just tell everyone so they get embarrassed instead 🤣
Me: Gran, if you get cold, sit close to me. I'm a flushing furnace.
Her: oh, I remember that from yrs ago. It was embarrassing.
Me: don't worry, I just tell everyone so they get embarrassed instead 🤣
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Got in the van to drive to see Gran and hot flushed so bad that I steamed up all of the windows.
Me: Gran, if you get cold, sit close to me. I'm a flushing furnace.
Her: oh, I remember that from yrs ago. It was embarrassing.
Me: don't worry, I just tell everyone so they get embarrassed instead 🤣
Me: Gran, if you get cold, sit close to me. I'm a flushing furnace.
Her: oh, I remember that from yrs ago. It was embarrassing.
Me: don't worry, I just tell everyone so they get embarrassed instead 🤣
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I've made a terrible mistake.
I'm about to go food shopping, and I'm hungry.
SEND HELP!
I'm about to go food shopping, and I'm hungry.
SEND HELP!
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I've made a terrible mistake.
I'm about to go food shopping, and I'm hungry.
SEND HELP!
I'm about to go food shopping, and I'm hungry.
SEND HELP!