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Super-fluous
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social
Part English, part French. Sweary.

'I think it's probably better to view Ness as 'weather'
Ness happens, unpredictably.
So I've heard 🤷🏻' (review from friend)

Belts mics with sausages in her spare time (a new sport invented just for me)

Cums with typos.
Here is the recipe. Honestly, on eggs....it's superb. I've made it with scotch bonnets when I couldn't get Burkina yellows.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Spicy mamajammas.

I made hot sauce with them. All things yellow. Including mango.

Tastes delicious on poached eggs.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What the fuck is this?

🤣🤦🏼‍♀️😬
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Should I walk, cycle, or drive there?
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Pops onto marketplace to have a look for a tumble dryer.

Stumbles across this, OK then. 👇👇👇
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Flat light in St Foy as well. Gimme powder and blue skies please!
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
No. Anyway. He's still on bed too.

I'll get up soon and spin bike for a bit.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I see.

I'm now *very* scared of bamboo canes. For obvious reasons.

Last day of radiotherapy. Talk about kicking a gurl when down.... or bending down..... to get a tomato from a plant.

Fucking cane, caned me.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
But.

Big paws.

Tiny dog.

Don't get it either.

Ah. Also, I'm an EU 42. Skinny ankles. I never grew into my feet.

Some of us never grow into our full potential 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ah. Gave OH a choice tonight.

Spaghetti bol.

Or lasagne.

Made pasta and everyfink.

And garlic butter (cheated on the bread but it is sourdough soooooo)
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
🤣🤣🤣🥰

Yes. A ring *baby*

Question:

Is this a bat wing?
A crown?
Frogs feet?

Other?
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yea. I hear you a little there.

I gave myself a corneal abrasion a few years back. They put dye in so they could see the damage. It was my last day of radiotherapy, so not ideal.

See: green.

IE: damage.

They had to remove the epithelial layer.

Wasn't fun.
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Be. A. Utiful.

I have a similar one from Stu. Minus the holes but included dimples.

I love your new ring. Nice as fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I was exploring this option.

But they cost £3. I figured the glue might not be up to mustard.
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Smint it is.

My ceiling isn't thanking me.
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Go on then. My beer needs a refill.

To hand I have:

A smint tin.
A flo gas do-er
And a nail file.

Take your pick.
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The offending twat of a *very nice beer*.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A boast: I can open a bottle of beer with pretty much any implement.

A history: I'm pretty good at it. Never fail. Lid flies off with a pop.

A situation: I just opened a bottle with a tea spoon. The lid flipped off with a pop......

..... and slammed into my face.

This has never happened before.
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You know you've hit the jackpot when you get an unsolicited AAAHHHHHHHHHH from @infinitescream.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣😬
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Ooops. I tripped and landed on the 'buy now' button.

New snowboard jacket incoming....
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Felt lazy. Bought this.

I've just clocked the *not for EU*.

I'm putting it in the bin for safekeeping. Fuck that.
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The festive spirit has gone Jurrassic. Please someone, explain why?
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Fuck me Asda.

Going all out on the bling...
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM