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Ulti
@ultimatum1895.bsky.social
He/they
Musician. Somewhat writer.
Hater of fascists. Hater of AI.
Ally and safe space.
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Delegating school to your clones = genius. Fighting over who gets the comfy bed = inevitable.
#CalvinandHobbes #CalvinClones
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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BUILD ALL BUILDINGS like this, make them look like things!!!
not now babe it's infishtructure week
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The dramatic winter walk meltdown… we’ve all been there. Every five steps is a new hardship.
#CalvinandHobbes #WinterProblems
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Another Art Contest submission that I really liked!

(Credit: @Angelo2602_ on Twitter)
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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When you want dessert before dinner but also want to avoid consequences… just blame your clone.
#CalvinandHobbes #ClassicCalvin
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Nothing like a squad of mini-Calvins causing chaos and pretending it’s someone else’s problem. Honestly? I’d check into a hotel too.
#CalvinandHobbes #ChaosCrew
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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that cyberconnect2 interview was onto something
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️
That's what I call great ambassador
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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When your clones start introducing their clones, you know things have gone off the rails.
#CalvinandHobbes #MultiplyingChaos
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Here is your wholesome content for the day. ❤️ #CalvinandHobbes #DadLife
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It likely won't be soon but one day in all of our lives, that motherfucker is gonna die, and the entire planet will celebrate in a way that hasn't been seen since Hitler died. We're all gonna drink and feast and celebrate in our various ways and for a few days at least, everything is gonna feel good
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Imagine having to convince your mom you’re not you because “you” is upstairs being rude. Parenting really wasn’t built for this.
#CalvinandHobbes #CloneProblems
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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🍂 Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁
Grateful for the little moments, the big laughs, and the people who make life feel lighter, kind of like having your own Hobbes around.
Hope your day is full of warmth, good food, and even better company.
#CalvinandHobbes #ThanksgivingVibes
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Repost cuz I still like this one (also a reminder that my stupid ass needs to buy paint)

#digitalart #Warhammer40k
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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The moment your clone shows up and turns out to be just as lazy as you. Tragic.
#CalvinandHobbes #EvilTwinEnergy
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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i ain’t thankful for shit go fuck yourselves
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Every great invention needs that one friend who pushes the button even though they absolutely shouldn’t.
#CalvinandHobbes #MadScience
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Why clean your room when you can outsource the work to another version of you? Productivity hack of the century.
#CalvinandHobbes #LifeProTips
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM