@ulfgarthebard.bsky.social
Software Engineer | Musician
Main channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ulfgarthebard8953
Sell out channel: https://www.youtube.com/@UlfgarTheBardSellsOut
Main channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ulfgarthebard8953
Sell out channel: https://www.youtube.com/@UlfgarTheBardSellsOut
best part about work from home is not holding in my pee for an hour during long meetings. I just go to the toilet now with my headset on so I can hear (and triple check my headset mic is not activated lol)
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
best part about work from home is not holding in my pee for an hour during long meetings. I just go to the toilet now with my headset on so I can hear (and triple check my headset mic is not activated lol)
Every time something looks unbelievably good in a show, there's almost always puppets involved. Use puppets
January 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Every time something looks unbelievably good in a show, there's almost always puppets involved. Use puppets
Me: My greatest strength? Bubbles, I can blow a mean bubble
Them: Prove it, here's a bubble maker
Me: Okay, I warned you
(makes bubble)
Bubble: I am incredibly average
Them: You're hired
Them: Prove it, here's a bubble maker
Me: Okay, I warned you
(makes bubble)
Bubble: I am incredibly average
Them: You're hired
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Me: My greatest strength? Bubbles, I can blow a mean bubble
Them: Prove it, here's a bubble maker
Me: Okay, I warned you
(makes bubble)
Bubble: I am incredibly average
Them: You're hired
Them: Prove it, here's a bubble maker
Me: Okay, I warned you
(makes bubble)
Bubble: I am incredibly average
Them: You're hired
"ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang motherfucker!"
a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera
Alt: sgt dokes from the show dexter in his car. Known for saying "surprise motherfucker!" in the show
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang motherfucker!"
2 hours of refactoring some code and I can walk on bridges in my game again, yay!
January 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
2 hours of refactoring some code and I can walk on bridges in my game again, yay!
Some hero just gave me 8 mushrooms in arc raiders
December 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Some hero just gave me 8 mushrooms in arc raiders
I wish there was a way to see player names in Arc Raiders quickly in raid that don't voip. I think there's "nearby raiders" but it seems inconsistent
I see the same few player names instigating pvp in arc raiders in my lobbies and I'd like to know it's them when I see them, not just post game
I see the same few player names instigating pvp in arc raiders in my lobbies and I'd like to know it's them when I see them, not just post game
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I wish there was a way to see player names in Arc Raiders quickly in raid that don't voip. I think there's "nearby raiders" but it seems inconsistent
I see the same few player names instigating pvp in arc raiders in my lobbies and I'd like to know it's them when I see them, not just post game
I see the same few player names instigating pvp in arc raiders in my lobbies and I'd like to know it's them when I see them, not just post game
I've had a couple see say my name is a Skyrim reference, and what is this supposed reference? The only thing I found is a character called Ulfgar the Unending? But like, is that all they're thinking of?
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I've had a couple see say my name is a Skyrim reference, and what is this supposed reference? The only thing I found is a character called Ulfgar the Unending? But like, is that all they're thinking of?
Messing around with more godot plugin stuff
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Messing around with more godot plugin stuff
What if arc raiders matchmaking is based on how much ammo you take in
If you think about it, it's kind of a good measure? pvp - don't want to run out. matriarch - don't want to run out. looting with minimal risk - one stack is enough
If you think about it, it's kind of a good measure? pvp - don't want to run out. matriarch - don't want to run out. looting with minimal risk - one stack is enough
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
What if arc raiders matchmaking is based on how much ammo you take in
If you think about it, it's kind of a good measure? pvp - don't want to run out. matriarch - don't want to run out. looting with minimal risk - one stack is enough
If you think about it, it's kind of a good measure? pvp - don't want to run out. matriarch - don't want to run out. looting with minimal risk - one stack is enough
Why do I keep trying to play elden ring when I'm going to get annoyed at it the whole time
Mostly it's dodge. A lot of animations you can't cancel into a dodge even though it looks like you should be able to, and why is it on button release and not press, even on pc with a keyboard
Mostly it's dodge. A lot of animations you can't cancel into a dodge even though it looks like you should be able to, and why is it on button release and not press, even on pc with a keyboard
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Why do I keep trying to play elden ring when I'm going to get annoyed at it the whole time
Mostly it's dodge. A lot of animations you can't cancel into a dodge even though it looks like you should be able to, and why is it on button release and not press, even on pc with a keyboard
Mostly it's dodge. A lot of animations you can't cancel into a dodge even though it looks like you should be able to, and why is it on button release and not press, even on pc with a keyboard
I've had my discord status as toilet paper and the text "wiping" and not a single soul has commented about it (I don't care I think it's funny and sharing I did it because no one will know otherwise)
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I've had my discord status as toilet paper and the text "wiping" and not a single soul has commented about it (I don't care I think it's funny and sharing I did it because no one will know otherwise)
Did you ever notice people will blame their bloating on like potatoes or meat and not the 5 pounds of broccoli they ate?
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Did you ever notice people will blame their bloating on like potatoes or meat and not the 5 pounds of broccoli they ate?
I read a book tonight about management. What have I become?!
jk, I more or less had to read it for work. It was affirming though in that my approach to various situations is on point with how the book said to handle things (basically just be kind to people but with nuance for their pov)
jk, I more or less had to read it for work. It was affirming though in that my approach to various situations is on point with how the book said to handle things (basically just be kind to people but with nuance for their pov)
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I read a book tonight about management. What have I become?!
jk, I more or less had to read it for work. It was affirming though in that my approach to various situations is on point with how the book said to handle things (basically just be kind to people but with nuance for their pov)
jk, I more or less had to read it for work. It was affirming though in that my approach to various situations is on point with how the book said to handle things (basically just be kind to people but with nuance for their pov)
Is this the kind of coffee that song is about /s
It's good, though I prefer a medium roast
It's good, though I prefer a medium roast
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is this the kind of coffee that song is about /s
It's good, though I prefer a medium roast
It's good, though I prefer a medium roast
There are people in the corporate world that love to create gen ai images of things happening at work, and they think it's so fun. But why is it always people I already held unenthusiasm for. There's a kind of person that likes gen ai and I don't what the criteria is but why can I tell
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There are people in the corporate world that love to create gen ai images of things happening at work, and they think it's so fun. But why is it always people I already held unenthusiasm for. There's a kind of person that likes gen ai and I don't what the criteria is but why can I tell
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big year for people who love ARPGs
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
big year for people who love ARPGs
twitch chat should let you retract dumb questions because sometimes I'll ask something and then realize it was a dumb question
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
twitch chat should let you retract dumb questions because sometimes I'll ask something and then realize it was a dumb question
pvp gamers be like "remove the v"
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
pvp gamers be like "remove the v"
I don't like how a company can be like "We are saving the world". And then when you question like "how" or "do they know what they're doing" the majority of folks respond "WhAt dO YoU kNoW?!"
As soon as someone is a company people assume that they are more legitimate or that they know more
As soon as someone is a company people assume that they are more legitimate or that they know more
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I don't like how a company can be like "We are saving the world". And then when you question like "how" or "do they know what they're doing" the majority of folks respond "WhAt dO YoU kNoW?!"
As soon as someone is a company people assume that they are more legitimate or that they know more
As soon as someone is a company people assume that they are more legitimate or that they know more
Wanting to get a bit sick for christmas so I can stay home this year (not really but kind of)
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Wanting to get a bit sick for christmas so I can stay home this year (not really but kind of)
Is there a thing for people that don't understand having simultaneous, conflicting emotions at the same time about something?
Some people get confused if I say I'm glad and annoyed about something and like, do they think you can be like happy or sad but not both?
Some people get confused if I say I'm glad and annoyed about something and like, do they think you can be like happy or sad but not both?
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Is there a thing for people that don't understand having simultaneous, conflicting emotions at the same time about something?
Some people get confused if I say I'm glad and annoyed about something and like, do they think you can be like happy or sad but not both?
Some people get confused if I say I'm glad and annoyed about something and like, do they think you can be like happy or sad but not both?
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bluesky is my #1 source for knowing what the weather is like in minnesota and pennsylvania
December 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
bluesky is my #1 source for knowing what the weather is like in minnesota and pennsylvania
Glad I took some days off and chose to spend most of it on coding my game (rebuilding in godot)
I can finally open doors after many many changes to the basic systems I had made to get things rendering
I can finally open doors after many many changes to the basic systems I had made to get things rendering
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Glad I took some days off and chose to spend most of it on coding my game (rebuilding in godot)
I can finally open doors after many many changes to the basic systems I had made to get things rendering
I can finally open doors after many many changes to the basic systems I had made to get things rendering
When are they going to add flying pops to arc raiders
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
When are they going to add flying pops to arc raiders