Uisce Beatha
@uisce-beatha.bsky.social
I'm John: 🇮🇪Irish heart. 🇺🇲Chicago blood. Biochemist & Consultant. Sarcastic mind & black belt mouth.
Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
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Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
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Is he slowly being turned into a badger?
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Is he slowly being turned into a badger?
What the hell have you been feeding your Labrador?
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What the hell have you been feeding your Labrador?
"Pigs get fed, but hogs get slaughtered."
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Pigs get fed, but hogs get slaughtered."
It's the worst when I come in from the cold and I'm bashing into furniture and door frames that I KNOW ARE THERE.
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It's the worst when I come in from the cold and I'm bashing into furniture and door frames that I KNOW ARE THERE.
Experienced it earlier.
a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a field and says `` i know the feeling '' .
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December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Experienced it earlier.
Should the Democrats regain the government, each and everyone of these fascist jackboots need to be doxxed and dealt with.
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Should the Democrats regain the government, each and everyone of these fascist jackboots need to be doxxed and dealt with.
Whoa, you posted 3 seconds before I did... weird and cool.
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Whoa, you posted 3 seconds before I did... weird and cool.
"Cops" brought to you by Waymo.
a blue screen with the word cops written on it
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December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Cops" brought to you by Waymo.
This is perfect.
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is perfect.
Thanks for the bowl, chef. Next time I'd really appreciate you waiting until I was finished on toilet.
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Thanks for the bowl, chef. Next time I'd really appreciate you waiting until I was finished on toilet.
I just walked over Dearborn bridge.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I just walked over Dearborn bridge.
ALL my stuff was original 70s-80s.
I still want to have her thrown into a Sarlacc pit.
I still want to have her thrown into a Sarlacc pit.
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
ALL my stuff was original 70s-80s.
I still want to have her thrown into a Sarlacc pit.
I still want to have her thrown into a Sarlacc pit.
I had that! In fact, it's probably mine after my sister gave that stuff away when I left for boot camp.
darth vader from star wars is standing in front of a door and looking at the camera
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December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I had that! In fact, it's probably mine after my sister gave that stuff away when I left for boot camp.
But... "Sleepy Joe."
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
But... "Sleepy Joe."
Ugh... I shudder when I see those nasty military pillows.
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ugh... I shudder when I see those nasty military pillows.