Uisce Beatha
@uisce-beatha.bsky.social
I'm John: 🇮🇪Irish heart. 🇺🇲Chicago blood. Biochemist & Consultant. Sarcastic mind & black belt mouth.
Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
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Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
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Uisce Beatha
@uisce-beatha.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Priscilla - the other woman.
1968 Cadillac Coupe DeVille.
"If you don't look back at your car when you've parked it, you bought the wrong car."
1968 Cadillac Coupe DeVille.
"If you don't look back at your car when you've parked it, you bought the wrong car."
🎶Last Christmas I gave you..🎶
🎶On the first day of Christmas..🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas is you..🎶
OH JUST...
🎶On the first day of Christmas..🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas is you..🎶
OH JUST...
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
🎶Last Christmas I gave you..🎶
🎶On the first day of Christmas..🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas is you..🎶
OH JUST...
🎶On the first day of Christmas..🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas is you..🎶
OH JUST...
And so it begins...
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And so it begins...
December 1st:
1. Change the HVAC filter.
2. Contemplate Christmas gifts.
3. Send Hans Gruber to a slow death.
1. Change the HVAC filter.
2. Contemplate Christmas gifts.
3. Send Hans Gruber to a slow death.
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
December 1st:
1. Change the HVAC filter.
2. Contemplate Christmas gifts.
3. Send Hans Gruber to a slow death.
1. Change the HVAC filter.
2. Contemplate Christmas gifts.
3. Send Hans Gruber to a slow death.
Watching the old Bob Newhart show Christmas episodes because back then a tree cost only 12 bucks.
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Watching the old Bob Newhart show Christmas episodes because back then a tree cost only 12 bucks.
Do you read Sutter Cane?
a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting on a bus
ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting on a bus
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Do you read Sutter Cane?
So apparently, yesterday was the snowiest November day on record in Chicago. Eight inches.
a bear playing a guitar in front of a camera with the words to that same old place sweet home chicago
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
So apparently, yesterday was the snowiest November day on record in Chicago. Eight inches.
You've got to love "suicide by voting."
Take you and your idiot kids with you.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/30/p...
Take you and your idiot kids with you.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/30/p...
How life changed in a rural town that lost its clinic after Trump’s megabill, even if the politics haven’t | CNN Politics
As the final hues of autumn linger in the Blue Ridge Mountains, the 200-person community of Churchville, Virginia, is grappling with the loss of its only health clinic.
www.cnn.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You've got to love "suicide by voting."
Take you and your idiot kids with you.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/30/p...
Take you and your idiot kids with you.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/30/p...
I gave my wife Bacon and Lamb. She gave me Nick and Nora Charles.
She won.
She won.
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I gave my wife Bacon and Lamb. She gave me Nick and Nora Charles.
She won.
She won.
I'm not going to lie - I love the snow. Thankfully I don't have to shovel this bullshit, but it' it's beautiful.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm not going to lie - I love the snow. Thankfully I don't have to shovel this bullshit, but it' it's beautiful.
I'm Mister Snow Miser @
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm Mister Snow Miser @
I just told the wife, "Woman, the snow is falling. They won't find you until April."
a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace .
ALT: a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just told the wife, "Woman, the snow is falling. They won't find you until April."
Aye, ye lazy shiftless sassenachs... let's play Spot The Spurtle!
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Aye, ye lazy shiftless sassenachs... let's play Spot The Spurtle!
🎶On a cold and gray Chicago morn...🎶
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
🎶On a cold and gray Chicago morn...🎶
It hasn't been a problem so far.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It hasn't been a problem so far.
Thanksgiving is done.
Meet my new wallpaper.
Meet my new wallpaper.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thanksgiving is done.
Meet my new wallpaper.
Meet my new wallpaper.
Lil' Ditka is getting ready for the Bears/Eagles game. Complete with Malört.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Lil' Ditka is getting ready for the Bears/Eagles game. Complete with Malört.
Poached eggs over red beans and rice fritters.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Poached eggs over red beans and rice fritters.
Housekeeping with Bono, cranked to 11.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Housekeeping with Bono, cranked to 11.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
U2 - Chicago
The Rolling Stones - London
The Saw Doctors - Chicago
Natalie Merchant - London
Murder By Death - Estes Park
U2 - Chicago
The Rolling Stones - London
The Saw Doctors - Chicago
Natalie Merchant - London
Murder By Death - Estes Park
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rush / Permanent Waves - San Francisco, Cow Palace
Calvin Simmons / Oakland Symphony Orchestra
Ornette Coleman & Charlie Haden - LA
Witold Lutosławski / LA Phil
Pierre Boulez / LA Phil
Rush / Permanent Waves - San Francisco, Cow Palace
Calvin Simmons / Oakland Symphony Orchestra
Ornette Coleman & Charlie Haden - LA
Witold Lutosławski / LA Phil
Pierre Boulez / LA Phil
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Kinico Hotel
Furniture
The Pixies
Spiritualized
The Cure
Kinico Hotel
Furniture
The Pixies
Spiritualized
The Cure
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
U2 - Chicago
The Rolling Stones - London
The Saw Doctors - Chicago
Natalie Merchant - London
Murder By Death - Estes Park
U2 - Chicago
The Rolling Stones - London
The Saw Doctors - Chicago
Natalie Merchant - London
Murder By Death - Estes Park
I hope everyone has/had a nice holiday. I had an old friend for dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I hope everyone has/had a nice holiday. I had an old friend for dinner.
Off to Thanksgiving with family. My hype music:
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Off to Thanksgiving with family. My hype music:
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
"I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines."
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines."
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.