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Uisce Beatha
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I'm John: 🇮🇪Irish heart. 🇺🇲Chicago blood. Biochemist & Consultant. Sarcastic mind & black belt mouth.

Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!

$5.99/minute. Must be 18 to call.
Pinned
Priscilla - the other woman.
1968 Cadillac Coupe DeVille.

"If you don't look back at your car when you've parked it, you bought the wrong car."
🎶Last Christmas I gave you..🎶
🎶On the first day of Christmas..🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas is you..🎶

OH JUST...
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
And so it begins...
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
December 1st:

1. Change the HVAC filter.
2. Contemplate Christmas gifts.
3. Send Hans Gruber to a slow death.
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Watching the old Bob Newhart show Christmas episodes because back then a tree cost only 12 bucks.
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Do you read Sutter Cane?
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November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So apparently, yesterday was the snowiest November day on record in Chicago. Eight inches.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I gave my wife Bacon and Lamb. She gave me Nick and Nora Charles.

She won.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'm not going to lie - I love the snow. Thankfully I don't have to shovel this bullshit, but it' it's beautiful.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm Mister Snow Miser @
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I just told the wife, "Woman, the snow is falling. They won't find you until April."
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November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Aye, ye lazy shiftless sassenachs... let's play Spot The Spurtle!
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
🎶On a cold and gray Chicago morn...🎶
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It hasn't been a problem so far.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Reposted by Uisce Beatha
Whether you’re a Team Tavern Style or Team Deep Dish, you can’t lose. #chicago
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thanksgiving is done.
Meet my new wallpaper.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lil' Ditka is getting ready for the Bears/Eagles game. Complete with Malört.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Poached eggs over red beans and rice fritters.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Housekeeping with Bono, cranked to 11.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.

U2 - Chicago
The Rolling Stones - London
The Saw Doctors - Chicago
Natalie Merchant - London
Murder By Death - Estes Park
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Rush / Permanent Waves - San Francisco, Cow Palace
Calvin Simmons / Oakland Symphony Orchestra
Ornette Coleman & Charlie Haden - LA
Witold Lutosławski / LA Phil
Pierre Boulez / LA Phil
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Kinico Hotel
Furniture
The Pixies
Spiritualized
The Cure
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I hope everyone has/had a nice holiday. I had an old friend for dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Off to Thanksgiving with family. My hype music:
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines."
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM