Uisce Beatha
@uisce-beatha.bsky.social
I'm John: 🇮🇪Irish heart. 🇺🇲Chicago blood. Biochemist & Consultant. Sarcastic mind & black belt mouth.
Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
$5.99/minute. Must be 18 to call.
Former Navy Hospital Corpsman / Combat Medic. Science, medicine & computer nerd. Devout agnostic. Vote blue!
$5.99/minute. Must be 18 to call.
"This money is for the year's assessment of Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud Orphanage in Calumet City, Illinois."
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"This money is for the year's assessment of Saint Helen of the Blessed Shroud Orphanage in Calumet City, Illinois."
🎶Last Christmas I gave you..🎶
🎶On the first day of Christmas..🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas is you..🎶
OH JUST...
🎶On the first day of Christmas..🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas is you..🎶
OH JUST...
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
🎶Last Christmas I gave you..🎶
🎶On the first day of Christmas..🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas is you..🎶
OH JUST...
🎶On the first day of Christmas..🎶
🎶All I want for Christmas is you..🎶
OH JUST...
And so it begins...
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And so it begins...
December 1st:
1. Change the HVAC filter.
2. Contemplate Christmas gifts.
3. Send Hans Gruber to a slow death.
1. Change the HVAC filter.
2. Contemplate Christmas gifts.
3. Send Hans Gruber to a slow death.
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
December 1st:
1. Change the HVAC filter.
2. Contemplate Christmas gifts.
3. Send Hans Gruber to a slow death.
1. Change the HVAC filter.
2. Contemplate Christmas gifts.
3. Send Hans Gruber to a slow death.
I'm Mister Snow Miser @
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm Mister Snow Miser @
Aye, ye lazy shiftless sassenachs... let's play Spot The Spurtle!
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Aye, ye lazy shiftless sassenachs... let's play Spot The Spurtle!
🎶On a cold and gray Chicago morn...🎶
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
🎶On a cold and gray Chicago morn...🎶
It hasn't been a problem so far.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It hasn't been a problem so far.
BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN!!!
I've got a bunch of ambient music too, and it's all weirdly named.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I've got a bunch of ambient music too, and it's all weirdly named.
Thanksgiving is done.
Meet my new wallpaper.
Meet my new wallpaper.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thanksgiving is done.
Meet my new wallpaper.
Meet my new wallpaper.
Halftime with a 10-3 lead brought to you by my Bears socks.
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Halftime with a 10-3 lead brought to you by my Bears socks.
Lil' Ditka says this game is getting serious.
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Lil' Ditka says this game is getting serious.
Celebrating the touchdown.
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Celebrating the touchdown.
"It tastes like the day Dad left home."
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"It tastes like the day Dad left home."
Lil' Ditka is getting ready for the Bears/Eagles game. Complete with Malört.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Lil' Ditka is getting ready for the Bears/Eagles game. Complete with Malört.
"Eggs Basin Street" from the Commander's Palace cookbook. Soo good.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Eggs Basin Street" from the Commander's Palace cookbook. Soo good.