Alyssa M Banuelos🌹
@uhhlyssabanuelos.bsky.social
69 standing is wildddd
May 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
69 standing is wildddd
Putting my mom and my bf in group chat to vent about work >>>
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Putting my mom and my bf in group chat to vent about work >>>
didn’t get a ticket it’s a w for me today
May 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
didn’t get a ticket it’s a w for me today
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I luv when men reveal they’re gay
May 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I luv when men reveal they’re gay
I just want to be home w my girls
May 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I just want to be home w my girls
I luv my forehead but sometimes I wish I could rock bangs
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I luv my forehead but sometimes I wish I could rock bangs
“Who you texting rn?”
I’m telling my notes app that u bug me
I’m telling my notes app that u bug me
May 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“Who you texting rn?”
I’m telling my notes app that u bug me
I’m telling my notes app that u bug me
I genuinely hope Kanye gets help
April 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I genuinely hope Kanye gets help
why am I male leading when I should be female leaning
April 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
why am I male leading when I should be female leaning
well it is my job I’m not volunteering
April 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
well it is my job I’m not volunteering
everybody is irritating me internally so my period must be coming
April 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
everybody is irritating me internally so my period must be coming
“Does he have gentle eyes?”
“He has eyes that make me wanna punch him in the face”
“He has eyes that make me wanna punch him in the face”
April 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“Does he have gentle eyes?”
“He has eyes that make me wanna punch him in the face”
“He has eyes that make me wanna punch him in the face”
i rly stopped dating white and found the loml
April 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i rly stopped dating white and found the loml
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April 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Two unrelated postcards in my collection that tell a story together. 🤕
April 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Two unrelated postcards in my collection that tell a story together. 🤕
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i'm meant to be a stay at home princess mhm mhm 👸🏻 🎀
April 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i'm meant to be a stay at home princess mhm mhm 👸🏻 🎀
I’ll just punch him
April 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’ll just punch him
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“You ruined the group masturbation”
March 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“You ruined the group masturbation”
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I am divinely protected and positive abundance flows to me effortlessly.
March 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I am divinely protected and positive abundance flows to me effortlessly.
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why would i settle for less when i can have exactly what i want
March 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
why would i settle for less when i can have exactly what i want
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I womansplained and I liked it.
March 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I womansplained and I liked it.
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I’m pretty, and I’m smart, and I get along with everybody… except weird bitches 🫶🏻
March 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m pretty, and I’m smart, and I get along with everybody… except weird bitches 🫶🏻
I want my 🦋 to serve cunt
March 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I want my 🦋 to serve cunt