Fake Bird Clown
@ufog.bsky.social
Freelance Ectoplasmologist
Recovering Misanthrope
May Every Day Be Another Wonderful Secret
Recovering Misanthrope
May Every Day Be Another Wonderful Secret
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The value proposition of a new version of Windows is now: Your home screen has ads, everything is slower, and your printer doesn't work, but if you don't pay us for it anyways we'll let criminals empty out your bank account.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The value proposition of a new version of Windows is now: Your home screen has ads, everything is slower, and your printer doesn't work, but if you don't pay us for it anyways we'll let criminals empty out your bank account.
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Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
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I thought lying to judges and on official reports was some kind of crime? Is that out of style now?
Federal judge says Gregory Bovino, the tough-talking face of Trump's Chicago invasion, was "evasive" during three days of sworn testimony ... "either providing 'cute responses' or "outright lying.'"
Injunction ruling provides new look at Operation Midway Blitz, from tear gas to agent using ChatGPT to help write report
A federal judge on Thursday issued a scathing opinion that takes a deep dive into the use of force by immigration agents during Operation Midway Blitz.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I thought lying to judges and on official reports was some kind of crime? Is that out of style now?
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Amazing story, state legislator and Turning Points USA leader who crusaded against bogus voter fraud claims pleads guilty to attempted election fraud. azmirror.com/briefs/turni...
Turning Point leader, former GOP Rep pleads guilty to attempted election fraud | Arizona Mirror
Austin Smith election fraud guilty plea: Former GOP Rep admits forging 100+ signatures on ballot petitions in Arizona
azmirror.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Amazing story, state legislator and Turning Points USA leader who crusaded against bogus voter fraud claims pleads guilty to attempted election fraud. azmirror.com/briefs/turni...
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In short: Even though the court ordered discovery based on the likelihood of vindictive and selective prosecution, we don't even need to get into it and you should dismiss the charges now given we just learned the DOJ lied to a judge about Costa Rica not accepting Mr. Abrego.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia's lawyers inform a federal judge about the Washington Post's bombshell: The government's claim that Costa Rica will no longer accept Abrego has been exposed as a lie.
More evidence—"if any were needed"—of vindictive prosecution.
Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
More evidence—"if any were needed"—of vindictive prosecution.
Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In short: Even though the court ordered discovery based on the likelihood of vindictive and selective prosecution, we don't even need to get into it and you should dismiss the charges now given we just learned the DOJ lied to a judge about Costa Rica not accepting Mr. Abrego.
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Marimar Martinez was shot by Border Patrol in Chicago.
She shows her scars.
This week, a judge dropped the charges against at the government's request.
The Department of Homeland Security branded her a domestic terrorist.
She shows her scars.
This week, a judge dropped the charges against at the government's request.
The Department of Homeland Security branded her a domestic terrorist.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Marimar Martinez was shot by Border Patrol in Chicago.
She shows her scars.
This week, a judge dropped the charges against at the government's request.
The Department of Homeland Security branded her a domestic terrorist.
She shows her scars.
This week, a judge dropped the charges against at the government's request.
The Department of Homeland Security branded her a domestic terrorist.
Bring it
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Bring it
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TODAY: Trump’s DOJ caught LYING under oath in testimony and briefings MULTIPLE times this past week. Will there be consequences? I’ll give you the supercut today at Noon PT on the @meidastouch.com network. youtube.com/live/d5-PROg...
LIVE: Trump DOJ CAUGHT LYING as CASES Suddenly IMPLODE
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
TODAY: Trump’s DOJ caught LYING under oath in testimony and briefings MULTIPLE times this past week. Will there be consequences? I’ll give you the supercut today at Noon PT on the @meidastouch.com network. youtube.com/live/d5-PROg...
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
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Rubio Admits Difficulties in Translating US Peace Plan from the Original Russian
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Rubio Admits Difficulties in Translating US Peace Plan from the Original Russian
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Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
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Texas 🤬
Traffic stops in Texas could soon include immigration checks under new program.
The state highway patrol will now have some of the same authority as ICE
Traffic stops in Texas could soon include immigration checks under new program.
The state highway patrol will now have some of the same authority as ICE
Traffic stops in Texas could soon include immigration checks under new program
A traffic stop could take an unexpected turn. Immigration enforcement is coming to Texas highways as part of a new agreement between the state and the federal g
news4sanantonio.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Texas 🤬
Traffic stops in Texas could soon include immigration checks under new program.
The state highway patrol will now have some of the same authority as ICE
Traffic stops in Texas could soon include immigration checks under new program.
The state highway patrol will now have some of the same authority as ICE
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Local police officers and sheriffs in Mobile, Alabama, are abducting a man from the waiting room of a car dealership mechanic shop on behalf of ICE/DHS. During the kidnapping, he is administered an unidentified sedative.
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Local police officers and sheriffs in Mobile, Alabama, are abducting a man from the waiting room of a car dealership mechanic shop on behalf of ICE/DHS. During the kidnapping, he is administered an unidentified sedative.
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Every day there's a headline like "President's fire safety officer says we're going to set everything on fire and if you think that's bad you're woke"
Unreal: "The EPA is moving forward with approvals for pesticides containing 'forever chemicals' as an active ingredient... The agency also announced plans to relax a rule requiring companies to report products containing PFAS and has proposed weakening drinking water standards for the chemicals."
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Every day there's a headline like "President's fire safety officer says we're going to set everything on fire and if you think that's bad you're woke"
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I used to have Newfoundland dogs. They can retain about a quart in their flews.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I used to have Newfoundland dogs. They can retain about a quart in their flews.
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A sitting president shouting that people should be jailed for telling the military to follow the law.
You can hear the panic in every capital letter.
You can hear the panic in every capital letter.
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
A sitting president shouting that people should be jailed for telling the military to follow the law.
You can hear the panic in every capital letter.
You can hear the panic in every capital letter.
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Trump outright deletes report on murdered and missing Native Americans — calling it 'DEI content'
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Trump outright deletes report on murdered and missing Native Americans — calling it 'DEI content'
With a crucial Native justice report still missing, senators blast the Trump administration for rewriting sovereignty as “DEI” and burying evidence of a national crisis.
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Trump outright deletes report on murdered and missing Native Americans — calling it 'DEI content'
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It begs the question: what other proposals, besides the latest Ukrainian surrender plan, has the Kremlin drafted for the White House?
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It begs the question: what other proposals, besides the latest Ukrainian surrender plan, has the Kremlin drafted for the White House?
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If we had done to the orange traitor what Brazil did to its traitor, we would not be where we are right now. Let's not make this mistake again.
Brazil's ex-president Bolsonaro arrested over alleged plot to escape and avoid 27-year prison term
Brazil’s Supreme Court has ordered the arrest of former President Jair Bolsonaro over claims he was planning to escape before starting his 27-year prison sentence for leading a coup attempt.
apnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If we had done to the orange traitor what Brazil did to its traitor, we would not be where we are right now. Let's not make this mistake again.
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The crimes are happening everywhere, all the time. We’re going to learn about staggering amounts of corruption.
www.npr.org/2025/11/21/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/21/n...
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The crimes are happening everywhere, all the time. We’re going to learn about staggering amounts of corruption.
www.npr.org/2025/11/21/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/21/n...