This is not a humblebrag, it's a regular brag

Thinking back on it, I think it was too big and took too much time to use. Our kids were small then. Once it wound up in the garage, we never brought it back out.

We were gifted one years ago and we've used it... once or twice? Have a good use case in mind, I think.

"a pile"... OK. "thousands and thousands"... they are. Or, at the very least, they have GONE.

Tori is one of those artists that both my wife and I were into when we met. I saw her once in Seattle in the 90s, and we managed to see her just recently on the last show of the "Ocean to Ocean" tour. Here's a shot of her playing two pianos at the same time.

Black Cheesesteak. I accept this.

Costco is awesome. I've shopped at #01 in Seattle a few times, and my local Costco is the one adjacent to their corporate HQ. Now that I think about it, I'm surprised that I only know one person who works there.

Why is it so GOOD?

The embedded English makes this look exactly like you're just funny-talking for a British sitcom or a child's play.

But have you seen this amazing sweater?

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I have this ThinkPad T480 from 2018 and I just cannot find a reason to buy anything newer. Laptops were not always like this. The upgrade from my 2006 Macbook to my 2010 Macbook Pro was massive. My laptop in 1998 was a 68030 with a b/w display and a TRACKBALL.

I just had a grilled ham and cheese on a little of this bread and it's even prettier on the inside.

Write the last chapter of the novel and call it a short story.

The next 3:

-The Atrocity Archives by Charles Stross
-The Fifth Season by N.K. Jemisin
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Jeffrey
RHPS
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
The Matrix
Farinelli (I know you haven't, but it's sad and beautiful and do.)