Gxd Body Hoochie
@ucheehoochiemama.bsky.social
🏹 Indigenous Soverign
💕 SAHW
🌊 Siren
🐉 The Unconquered
👎🏽 Not a Content Creator
💕 SAHW
🌊 Siren
🐉 The Unconquered
👎🏽 Not a Content Creator
Me: Can I get tickets to the b2k concert?
Him: Yeah but I ain’t paying for no backstage freaky ish. Ain’t nobody paying $1000 for them Chris Brown ass pictures
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Him: Yeah but I ain’t paying for no backstage freaky ish. Ain’t nobody paying $1000 for them Chris Brown ass pictures
🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Me: Can I get tickets to the b2k concert?
Him: Yeah but I ain’t paying for no backstage freaky ish. Ain’t nobody paying $1000 for them Chris Brown ass pictures
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Him: Yeah but I ain’t paying for no backstage freaky ish. Ain’t nobody paying $1000 for them Chris Brown ass pictures
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yall this y t man pulled out cocaine in front of me and I screamed like I was in a horror movie 🤣🤣🤣
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Yall this y t man pulled out cocaine in front of me and I screamed like I was in a horror movie 🤣🤣🤣
Last full day as an Alabama resident. 🥰🥰🥰
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Last full day as an Alabama resident. 🥰🥰🥰
Shout out to the men in my life.
I just love them and I thank them for giving me the space to just BE.
I just love them and I thank them for giving me the space to just BE.
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Shout out to the men in my life.
I just love them and I thank them for giving me the space to just BE.
I just love them and I thank them for giving me the space to just BE.
3 days left until I am out of here.
a little girl is reaching into a dresser drawer to find something
ALT: a little girl is reaching into a dresser drawer to find something
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January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
3 days left until I am out of here.
Every day I struggle with deciding whether I want to stay connected to the world or if I want to throw my phone away and live like my ancestors-slow, simple, peaceful.
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Every day I struggle with deciding whether I want to stay connected to the world or if I want to throw my phone away and live like my ancestors-slow, simple, peaceful.
I have officially lost 100+ pounds.
I think it’s time to reward myself with a new wardrobe. And a trainer.
Are there any stores around that still measure you? I have no idea what size I am in anything.
I think it’s time to reward myself with a new wardrobe. And a trainer.
Are there any stores around that still measure you? I have no idea what size I am in anything.
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I have officially lost 100+ pounds.
I think it’s time to reward myself with a new wardrobe. And a trainer.
Are there any stores around that still measure you? I have no idea what size I am in anything.
I think it’s time to reward myself with a new wardrobe. And a trainer.
Are there any stores around that still measure you? I have no idea what size I am in anything.
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We can be so much better, but they choose this
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 PM
We can be so much better, but they choose this
Listen my dad died last month and I’m still yelling at his ass
It’s actually rude of people you love to die. Like what the absolute fuck is their problem? You just gonna leave me here??? Hello??? Come back?? HELLOO??
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Listen my dad died last month and I’m still yelling at his ass
Ma’am! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Tyrese, because he blocked me on Twitter when I asked him if he thought the red squiggly lines under the words were decorations.
I propose a Spelling Bee between Tyrese and Cam Newton who ya got
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Ma’am! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I can’t wait to get tf up out of Bama.
I’m only coming back when my granny passes.
It’s time for the eldest daughter to put herself first.
I’m only coming back when my granny passes.
It’s time for the eldest daughter to put herself first.
January 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I can’t wait to get tf up out of Bama.
I’m only coming back when my granny passes.
It’s time for the eldest daughter to put herself first.
I’m only coming back when my granny passes.
It’s time for the eldest daughter to put herself first.
4 days til we leave and instead of packing I’m laying on the couch dilly dallying on social media.
a pigeon is jumping out of a cardboard box with the words `` bad decisions '' written on it .
ALT: a pigeon is jumping out of a cardboard box with the words `` bad decisions '' written on it .
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January 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
4 days til we leave and instead of packing I’m laying on the couch dilly dallying on social media.
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Homelessness is allowed to exist as a visual reminder / scare tactic to keep the rest of us on the capitalism hamster wheel. "Stop working and THAT could be you!"
In America, everyone has a job. Even the old man sleeping on a park bench
In America, everyone has a job. Even the old man sleeping on a park bench
alright my fellow conspiracy theorist, what is YOUR tin foil hat take?
a man is wearing a potato wrapped in tin foil on his head
ALT: a man is wearing a potato wrapped in tin foil on his head
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Homelessness is allowed to exist as a visual reminder / scare tactic to keep the rest of us on the capitalism hamster wheel. "Stop working and THAT could be you!"
In America, everyone has a job. Even the old man sleeping on a park bench
In America, everyone has a job. Even the old man sleeping on a park bench
So a chopped cheese ain’t nothing but a chopped up cheeseburger in a hoagie roll?
Are yall okay? 🤣🤣🤣
Are yall okay? 🤣🤣🤣
January 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
So a chopped cheese ain’t nothing but a chopped up cheeseburger in a hoagie roll?
Are yall okay? 🤣🤣🤣
Are yall okay? 🤣🤣🤣
Asking for myself:
Is throwing everything away and buying new stuff when we get there still frowned upon?
Is throwing everything away and buying new stuff when we get there still frowned upon?
We leave in 7 days and I ain’t packed a mfkn thing 🤣🤣🤣
January 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Asking for myself:
Is throwing everything away and buying new stuff when we get there still frowned upon?
Is throwing everything away and buying new stuff when we get there still frowned upon?
We leave in 7 days and I ain’t packed a mfkn thing 🤣🤣🤣
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
We leave in 7 days and I ain’t packed a mfkn thing 🤣🤣🤣
I just got on here and started yapping. Ain’t even speak like I wasn’t raised right.
Good evening saints and aints, angels and hooligans.
Good evening saints and aints, angels and hooligans.
January 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I just got on here and started yapping. Ain’t even speak like I wasn’t raised right.
Good evening saints and aints, angels and hooligans.
Good evening saints and aints, angels and hooligans.
*raises hand in eldest daughter*
That pipeline of being the child no one had to worry about to being the person family rarely hears from❗️
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
*raises hand in eldest daughter*
Very very dumb and willing to be that dumb
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Very very dumb and willing to be that dumb
Starting over will always be easy to those of us who are not afraid to start over. 😉
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Starting over will always be easy to those of us who are not afraid to start over. 😉
I swear I would slap somebody for a Fruitopia or a Sprite Remix
I think about Sobe drinks almost weekly. That strawberry daiquiri hit like no other
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I swear I would slap somebody for a Fruitopia or a Sprite Remix
26 books this year is my goal.
So far I’ve started zero 🤣
So far I’ve started zero 🤣
Do y’all have a reading goal this year? 👀📚
January 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
26 books this year is my goal.
So far I’ve started zero 🤣
So far I’ve started zero 🤣
I’m finna try and learn to play Warframe.
Wish me luck 🫰🏾
Wish me luck 🫰🏾
January 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I’m finna try and learn to play Warframe.
Wish me luck 🫰🏾
Wish me luck 🫰🏾
Being the eldest is GHETTO.
I hate it here. 😒
I hate it here. 😒
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Being the eldest is GHETTO.
I hate it here. 😒
I hate it here. 😒