Saruvan the White…hightop
@u96-saruvan.bsky.social
First: My kids are my favorite humans. There is no hope for the rest of you.
I’m asst. stationary & lead maintenance turn-screw. I have a ‘mind of metal & wheels’. #VanlifeSF My h̶o̶m̶e̶ has 627k miles.
I’m asst. stationary & lead maintenance turn-screw. I have a ‘mind of metal & wheels’. #VanlifeSF My h̶o̶m̶e̶ has 627k miles.
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ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND,
THIS FRIDAY, we'll laugh ourselves silly at Ram’s Head On Stage Fri., Dec. 19, www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
THIS FRIDAY, we'll laugh ourselves silly at Ram’s Head On Stage Fri., Dec. 19, www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Comedian Paula Poundstone | Rams Head On Stage – Official Site
www.ramsheadonstage.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND,
THIS FRIDAY, we'll laugh ourselves silly at Ram’s Head On Stage Fri., Dec. 19, www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
THIS FRIDAY, we'll laugh ourselves silly at Ram’s Head On Stage Fri., Dec. 19, www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
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OGUNQUIT, MAINE,
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT I'll be at my beloved Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets... On Caturday night, we laugh.
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT I'll be at my beloved Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets... On Caturday night, we laugh.
Tickets | Paula Poundstone at Jonathan's Ogunquit, Ogunquit, ME on 12/20/2025 7:00 pm | Jonathan's Ogunquit
Check This Out: Get Your Tickets! Purchase tickets for Paula Poundstone at Jonathan's Ogunquit, Ogunquit, ME on 12/20/2025 7:00 pm | Jonathan's Ogunquit
tickets.jonathansogunquit.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
OGUNQUIT, MAINE,
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT I'll be at my beloved Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets... On Caturday night, we laugh.
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT I'll be at my beloved Jonathan’s—Sat., Dec. 20. tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/ordertickets... On Caturday night, we laugh.
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Dear SAN FRANCISCO,
I don't want to be a whiner, but there are eleven seats, in a row, available in the 6th or 7th row from the stage, at The Palace of Fine Arts on NEW YEAR'S EVE. www.purplepass.com/events/33288... It's gonna bother me.
I don't want to be a whiner, but there are eleven seats, in a row, available in the 6th or 7th row from the stage, at The Palace of Fine Arts on NEW YEAR'S EVE. www.purplepass.com/events/33288... It's gonna bother me.
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Dear SAN FRANCISCO,
I don't want to be a whiner, but there are eleven seats, in a row, available in the 6th or 7th row from the stage, at The Palace of Fine Arts on NEW YEAR'S EVE. www.purplepass.com/events/33288... It's gonna bother me.
I don't want to be a whiner, but there are eleven seats, in a row, available in the 6th or 7th row from the stage, at The Palace of Fine Arts on NEW YEAR'S EVE. www.purplepass.com/events/33288... It's gonna bother me.
Is it dead yet? Please let it be dead by tomorrow. #EightySixFortyFive
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Is it dead yet? Please let it be dead by tomorrow. #EightySixFortyFive
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During this season of giving, let’s do what we can to give back to the communities that have given us so much. From our family to yours, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
During this season of giving, let’s do what we can to give back to the communities that have given us so much. From our family to yours, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
He is a genuine piece of ʇıɥs and no disinfectant or deodorizer will ever remove the stench or stain. #YouKnowWho
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He is a genuine piece of ʇıɥs and no disinfectant or deodorizer will ever remove the stench or stain. #YouKnowWho
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We're gonna get to the bottom of ita all in
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21. www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
A night of healing laughter!
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21. www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
A night of healing laughter!
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
www.ticketmaster.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We're gonna get to the bottom of ita all in
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21. www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
A night of healing laughter!
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Fri., November 21. www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
A night of healing laughter!
ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA—The Birchmere—Sat., November 22— www.ticketmaster.com/event/050062...
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Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE.
Here’s how to use them:
Here’s how to use them:
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE.
Here’s how to use them:
Here’s how to use them:
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Cue #ThomasMassie to start reading in 3…2…
Piggy has signed off on the release of the Epstein files.
There is a loophole in the law that lets the DOJ withhold anything they deem is part of an active investigation.
It’s precisely what Piggy is counting on.
There is a loophole in the law that lets the DOJ withhold anything they deem is part of an active investigation.
It’s precisely what Piggy is counting on.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Cue #ThomasMassie to start reading in 3…2…
💯
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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"Normalcy bias" blinds Americans to the catastrophic dangers ahead.
Very big, very bad things are happening in America, but most Americans are unaware. Ignorance is gonna get us all killed.
Very big, very bad things are happening in America, but most Americans are unaware. Ignorance is gonna get us all killed.
"Normalcy bias" blinds Americans to the catastrophic dangers ahead.
Very big, very bad things are happening in America, but most Americans are unaware. Ignorance is gonna get us all killed.
www.malloy.rocks
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Normalcy bias" blinds Americans to the catastrophic dangers ahead.
Very big, very bad things are happening in America, but most Americans are unaware. Ignorance is gonna get us all killed.
Very big, very bad things are happening in America, but most Americans are unaware. Ignorance is gonna get us all killed.
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A reminder of the proper way to respond to ICE fascists.
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A reminder of the proper way to respond to ICE fascists.
Well. It was a nice run. #Saruvan is retiring. He’s going to be training his successor, #Vandalf. Fitting. It must be this way. Sadness. Losing a 630k mile friend. Starting over, but hopefully not for long, with this guy…
I’m weary, y’all. In the pipeline for low-income housing. #poor #survival
I’m weary, y’all. In the pipeline for low-income housing. #poor #survival
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
So, uh…
Saruvan is having his twilight moments. :sigh: He’s old. He won’t pass smog anymore. His rings are cooked. Evap system is toast. Front suspension looks like it’s made of playdough. I panicked. So now he has a successor. #VandalfTheGrey Yeah, I know it’s green. But it’s faded. So there.
Saruvan is having his twilight moments. :sigh: He’s old. He won’t pass smog anymore. His rings are cooked. Evap system is toast. Front suspension looks like it’s made of playdough. I panicked. So now he has a successor. #VandalfTheGrey Yeah, I know it’s green. But it’s faded. So there.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So, uh…
Saruvan is having his twilight moments. :sigh: He’s old. He won’t pass smog anymore. His rings are cooked. Evap system is toast. Front suspension looks like it’s made of playdough. I panicked. So now he has a successor. #VandalfTheGrey Yeah, I know it’s green. But it’s faded. So there.
Saruvan is having his twilight moments. :sigh: He’s old. He won’t pass smog anymore. His rings are cooked. Evap system is toast. Front suspension looks like it’s made of playdough. I panicked. So now he has a successor. #VandalfTheGrey Yeah, I know it’s green. But it’s faded. So there.
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I would never want to have aymmetrical warfare, because I have O.C.D..
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I would never want to have aymmetrical warfare, because I have O.C.D..
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SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
We're kicking 2025 out with 2 hours of laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—NEW YEAR”S EVE—Wed., Dec. 31. www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
We're kicking 2025 out with 2 hours of laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—NEW YEAR”S EVE—Wed., Dec. 31. www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. Time magazine, in the March 2020 “Best of” issue, listed Paula’s HBO special, Ca...
www.purplepass.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
We're kicking 2025 out with 2 hours of laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—NEW YEAR”S EVE—Wed., Dec. 31. www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
We're kicking 2025 out with 2 hours of laughter at The Palace of Fine Arts—NEW YEAR”S EVE—Wed., Dec. 31. www.purplepass.com/events/33288...
Do as thou wilt.
I am burning incense for family and friends. For those who are and all who were. Eat candy. Be silly. Stay safe. 🜏 𖤐 ⁶⁶⁶ ♆ ⛧⃝ 𐕣 ⛤ 𓃵
#CelebrateSelf #HailSatan #AsAboveSoBelow #AllHallowsEve #Spooktober #HappyHalloween
I am burning incense for family and friends. For those who are and all who were. Eat candy. Be silly. Stay safe. 🜏 𖤐 ⁶⁶⁶ ♆ ⛧⃝ 𐕣 ⛤ 𓃵
#CelebrateSelf #HailSatan #AsAboveSoBelow #AllHallowsEve #Spooktober #HappyHalloween
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Do as thou wilt.
I am burning incense for family and friends. For those who are and all who were. Eat candy. Be silly. Stay safe. 🜏 𖤐 ⁶⁶⁶ ♆ ⛧⃝ 𐕣 ⛤ 𓃵
#CelebrateSelf #HailSatan #AsAboveSoBelow #AllHallowsEve #Spooktober #HappyHalloween
I am burning incense for family and friends. For those who are and all who were. Eat candy. Be silly. Stay safe. 🜏 𖤐 ⁶⁶⁶ ♆ ⛧⃝ 𐕣 ⛤ 𓃵
#CelebrateSelf #HailSatan #AsAboveSoBelow #AllHallowsEve #Spooktober #HappyHalloween
Today is my favorite holiday of the year barring #Thanksgiving. Normally, I would get all excited and wish everyone a happy #AllHallowsEve. Usually accompanied with something jokingly scary or what not. But I can think of nothing scarier than what’s going on right now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Today is my favorite holiday of the year barring #Thanksgiving. Normally, I would get all excited and wish everyone a happy #AllHallowsEve. Usually accompanied with something jokingly scary or what not. But I can think of nothing scarier than what’s going on right now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I know it’s a song about chess, but I think it could be played on repeat today. Loudly everywhere.
#KillTheKing #Rainbow
youtu.be/d5TBlieup-4?...
#KillTheKing #Rainbow
youtu.be/d5TBlieup-4?...
Kill The King
YouTube video by Rainbow - Topic
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October 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I know it’s a song about chess, but I think it could be played on repeat today. Loudly everywhere.
#KillTheKing #Rainbow
youtu.be/d5TBlieup-4?...
#KillTheKing #Rainbow
youtu.be/d5TBlieup-4?...
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the relief you feel when you realise the loud noise in the middle of the night is just an evil demon and not your child waking up
October 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
the relief you feel when you realise the loud noise in the middle of the night is just an evil demon and not your child waking up
Hey, any and all who catch this in the rapid-fire feeds we all have:
I wish y’all a g’nite. May tomorrow be an amazing day of protests & loud voices over fascism. #StaySafe but bold. #Tyrannyloses. Every time. #NoKings
I wish y’all a g’nite. May tomorrow be an amazing day of protests & loud voices over fascism. #StaySafe but bold. #Tyrannyloses. Every time. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hey, any and all who catch this in the rapid-fire feeds we all have:
I wish y’all a g’nite. May tomorrow be an amazing day of protests & loud voices over fascism. #StaySafe but bold. #Tyrannyloses. Every time. #NoKings
I wish y’all a g’nite. May tomorrow be an amazing day of protests & loud voices over fascism. #StaySafe but bold. #Tyrannyloses. Every time. #NoKings
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Elections aren’t every 4 years or every 2 years, they’re every year. In California we have a special election for prop 50 and it’s a YES. If Texas can gerrymander then we should be able to. I know my comments will be filled with bots, but I won’t be intimidated. Our democracy is vanishing❤️
October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Elections aren’t every 4 years or every 2 years, they’re every year. In California we have a special election for prop 50 and it’s a YES. If Texas can gerrymander then we should be able to. I know my comments will be filled with bots, but I won’t be intimidated. Our democracy is vanishing❤️