Saruvan the White…hightop
@u96-saruvan.bsky.social
First: My kids are my favorite humans. There is no hope for the rest of you.
I’m asst. stationary & lead maintenance turn-screw. I have a ‘mind of metal & wheels’. #VanlifeSF My h̶o̶m̶e̶ has 627k miles.
I’m asst. stationary & lead maintenance turn-screw. I have a ‘mind of metal & wheels’. #VanlifeSF My h̶o̶m̶e̶ has 627k miles.
I do. This is medication.
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I do. This is medication.
Well. It was a nice run. #Saruvan is retiring. He’s going to be training his successor, #Vandalf. Fitting. It must be this way. Sadness. Losing a 630k mile friend. Starting over, but hopefully not for long, with this guy…
I’m weary, y’all. In the pipeline for low-income housing. #poor #survival
I’m weary, y’all. In the pipeline for low-income housing. #poor #survival
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
So, uh…
Saruvan is having his twilight moments. :sigh: He’s old. He won’t pass smog anymore. His rings are cooked. Evap system is toast. Front suspension looks like it’s made of playdough. I panicked. So now he has a successor. #VandalfTheGrey Yeah, I know it’s green. But it’s faded. So there.
Saruvan is having his twilight moments. :sigh: He’s old. He won’t pass smog anymore. His rings are cooked. Evap system is toast. Front suspension looks like it’s made of playdough. I panicked. So now he has a successor. #VandalfTheGrey Yeah, I know it’s green. But it’s faded. So there.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So, uh…
Saruvan is having his twilight moments. :sigh: He’s old. He won’t pass smog anymore. His rings are cooked. Evap system is toast. Front suspension looks like it’s made of playdough. I panicked. So now he has a successor. #VandalfTheGrey Yeah, I know it’s green. But it’s faded. So there.
Saruvan is having his twilight moments. :sigh: He’s old. He won’t pass smog anymore. His rings are cooked. Evap system is toast. Front suspension looks like it’s made of playdough. I panicked. So now he has a successor. #VandalfTheGrey Yeah, I know it’s green. But it’s faded. So there.
Do as thou wilt.
I am burning incense for family and friends. For those who are and all who were. Eat candy. Be silly. Stay safe. 🜏 𖤐 ⁶⁶⁶ ♆ ⛧⃝ 𐕣 ⛤ 𓃵
#CelebrateSelf #HailSatan #AsAboveSoBelow #AllHallowsEve #Spooktober #HappyHalloween
I am burning incense for family and friends. For those who are and all who were. Eat candy. Be silly. Stay safe. 🜏 𖤐 ⁶⁶⁶ ♆ ⛧⃝ 𐕣 ⛤ 𓃵
#CelebrateSelf #HailSatan #AsAboveSoBelow #AllHallowsEve #Spooktober #HappyHalloween
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Do as thou wilt.
I am burning incense for family and friends. For those who are and all who were. Eat candy. Be silly. Stay safe. 🜏 𖤐 ⁶⁶⁶ ♆ ⛧⃝ 𐕣 ⛤ 𓃵
#CelebrateSelf #HailSatan #AsAboveSoBelow #AllHallowsEve #Spooktober #HappyHalloween
I am burning incense for family and friends. For those who are and all who were. Eat candy. Be silly. Stay safe. 🜏 𖤐 ⁶⁶⁶ ♆ ⛧⃝ 𐕣 ⛤ 𓃵
#CelebrateSelf #HailSatan #AsAboveSoBelow #AllHallowsEve #Spooktober #HappyHalloween
#Headoffice.
#Polewaxer
#HowToMakeABadManFeelGood
#RubioSucks
He’s either looking for the chode’s chode, or he’s checking for a full diaper.
#Polewaxer
#HowToMakeABadManFeelGood
#RubioSucks
He’s either looking for the chode’s chode, or he’s checking for a full diaper.
October 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
#Headoffice.
#Polewaxer
#HowToMakeABadManFeelGood
#RubioSucks
He’s either looking for the chode’s chode, or he’s checking for a full diaper.
#Polewaxer
#HowToMakeABadManFeelGood
#RubioSucks
He’s either looking for the chode’s chode, or he’s checking for a full diaper.
This is true.
October 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is true.
I’d share my kiddos but they’re kiddos. So I’ll share their caricatures along with their murderfloofs. These two not-so-mini humans are my joy and raison d’être.
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’d share my kiddos but they’re kiddos. So I’ll share their caricatures along with their murderfloofs. These two not-so-mini humans are my joy and raison d’être.
Try’n to keep it together or fix it proper.
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Try’n to keep it together or fix it proper.
Address her with reverence. ‘Hello, sister Moon. My gratitude for your gentle silver light knows no bounds.’
Here she is, having taken in all of brother Sun’s rage, filtered down to us a gentle searchlight; Looking for her devotees.
Here she is, having taken in all of brother Sun’s rage, filtered down to us a gentle searchlight; Looking for her devotees.
September 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Address her with reverence. ‘Hello, sister Moon. My gratitude for your gentle silver light knows no bounds.’
Here she is, having taken in all of brother Sun’s rage, filtered down to us a gentle searchlight; Looking for her devotees.
Here she is, having taken in all of brother Sun’s rage, filtered down to us a gentle searchlight; Looking for her devotees.
September 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
#PSA So-called #flushablewipes are any ƃuıʞɔnɟ thing but flushable. It is so stupid in this modern age we have neither developed truly flushable wipes nor have we developed humans who know how to use a goddamn bathroom.
September 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
#PSA So-called #flushablewipes are any ƃuıʞɔnɟ thing but flushable. It is so stupid in this modern age we have neither developed truly flushable wipes nor have we developed humans who know how to use a goddamn bathroom.
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Random post. These are just some of the stupid things I deal with on the daily. Resident drops construction waste down the garbage chute, clogging it up for everyone; residents demand nice EV chargers but won’t take care of them; drunk resident toppled fridge and blames us for floor instability. 🤦.
September 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Random post. These are just some of the stupid things I deal with on the daily. Resident drops construction waste down the garbage chute, clogging it up for everyone; residents demand nice EV chargers but won’t take care of them; drunk resident toppled fridge and blames us for floor instability. 🤦.
Last week…peace and perfect quiet. Well, save for the wild whoops of feral first-graders. #redwoods #familygroupcamping
August 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Last week…peace and perfect quiet. Well, save for the wild whoops of feral first-graders. #redwoods #familygroupcamping
Little fur fluff is super cute!
August 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Little fur fluff is super cute!
July 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
July 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
And the LORD said, “I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that l have made.”
If only he’d have made good on this. If only.
If only he’d have made good on this. If only.
July 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And the LORD said, “I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that l have made.”
If only he’d have made good on this. If only.
If only he’d have made good on this. If only.
My #shadetree madness today. Couple years ago, some tool drove it off the back of a lift gate, 3’ up. It was only hanging on for dear life when I got to it. Finally took a ʇıɥs. Lots of stripped stuff. Tape in threads, bare wires, shredded switches. #SMFH It’s now back to work! #Crown FTW
July 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My #shadetree madness today. Couple years ago, some tool drove it off the back of a lift gate, 3’ up. It was only hanging on for dear life when I got to it. Finally took a ʇıɥs. Lots of stripped stuff. Tape in threads, bare wires, shredded switches. #SMFH It’s now back to work! #Crown FTW
#Pure #childhood. I remember doing this…a lot! #Mud=Fun
#Play #DukeOfDirt #MisterMud #DiscoveryAndDirt
#Play #DukeOfDirt #MisterMud #DiscoveryAndDirt
June 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
#Pure #childhood. I remember doing this…a lot! #Mud=Fun
#Play #DukeOfDirt #MisterMud #DiscoveryAndDirt
#Play #DukeOfDirt #MisterMud #DiscoveryAndDirt
My youngest #gingermonkey putting brush & leaves beneath his newly made #CanadianCandle. Really, it was just an essay in #bushcraft #campskills. He did pretty well!
June 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My youngest #gingermonkey putting brush & leaves beneath his newly made #CanadianCandle. Really, it was just an essay in #bushcraft #campskills. He did pretty well!
