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Views my own.
Views my own.
Me: do you think keeping your National Record of Achievement all this time is a personality trait, or the 'tism?
Si: They said you had to keep it forever!
Me: I think that was just neurotypicals saying shit.
Si: They said you had to keep it forever!
Me: I think that was just neurotypicals saying shit.
October 1, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Me: do you think keeping your National Record of Achievement all this time is a personality trait, or the 'tism?
Si: They said you had to keep it forever!
Me: I think that was just neurotypicals saying shit.
Si: They said you had to keep it forever!
Me: I think that was just neurotypicals saying shit.
Note to fellow asthmatics: if the cold sets off your asthma, you probably shouldn't get in an outdoor hot tub in Aberdeenshire, in the rain, at night time. I'm wrapped in a furry blanket in front of the fire and had to get Si to bring me tea and an inhaler to my floor nest.
September 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Note to fellow asthmatics: if the cold sets off your asthma, you probably shouldn't get in an outdoor hot tub in Aberdeenshire, in the rain, at night time. I'm wrapped in a furry blanket in front of the fire and had to get Si to bring me tea and an inhaler to my floor nest.
We've got a private, log-fired hot tub with a fancy view. S. was in charge of water and I was in charge of fire. I feel like this division of labour could say things about our respective temperaments...
September 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We've got a private, log-fired hot tub with a fancy view. S. was in charge of water and I was in charge of fire. I feel like this division of labour could say things about our respective temperaments...
I am well aware that not one soul on the internet cares about this, but on the road to the Cairngorms, Si struck gold with a box of just strawberry creams. It was touch and go with the first shelf being sold out, which Si took as validation for fans of horrible fruit cream chocolates.
September 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I am well aware that not one soul on the internet cares about this, but on the road to the Cairngorms, Si struck gold with a box of just strawberry creams. It was touch and go with the first shelf being sold out, which Si took as validation for fans of horrible fruit cream chocolates.
Buying a copy of The Sunday National to see the placement of an ad for a work thing and... oof.
September 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Buying a copy of The Sunday National to see the placement of an ad for a work thing and... oof.
Watching Matilda the Musical. My inner child welled-up at a bookish, dark-haired girl with an over-developed sense of justice. But then I really liked the NO SNIVELLING statue. "You die Matilda or live long enough to become Trunchball" I said to Simon, as I absentmindedly tied my hair back...
September 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Watching Matilda the Musical. My inner child welled-up at a bookish, dark-haired girl with an over-developed sense of justice. But then I really liked the NO SNIVELLING statue. "You die Matilda or live long enough to become Trunchball" I said to Simon, as I absentmindedly tied my hair back...
1st September is opaque tights and ridiculous skirt season again. My time to shine.
September 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
1st September is opaque tights and ridiculous skirt season again. My time to shine.
I love the sea, not that you can tell from my face in these photos.
August 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I love the sea, not that you can tell from my face in these photos.
Came to the beach to take 300 photos of Si looking out to sea.
August 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Came to the beach to take 300 photos of Si looking out to sea.
Caught these two cuddling again. Best friends.
June 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Caught these two cuddling again. Best friends.
Got in from a walk to find these two cuddling. Leon saw the camera and immediately acted like he doesn't actually love and cherish Tony. But he does.
June 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Got in from a walk to find these two cuddling. Leon saw the camera and immediately acted like he doesn't actually love and cherish Tony. But he does.
A friend just sent me this photo of a sticker that's up in her GP surgery and I cannot stop laughing. This has absolutely broken my brain. Have an adequate pride month, everyone!
June 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
A friend just sent me this photo of a sticker that's up in her GP surgery and I cannot stop laughing. This has absolutely broken my brain. Have an adequate pride month, everyone!
Obsessed with these trousers.
May 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Obsessed with these trousers.
My beloved has been learning lockpicking. "I need more pressure, lock me on the balcony and I'll see if I can get in."
May 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
My beloved has been learning lockpicking. "I need more pressure, lock me on the balcony and I'll see if I can get in."
Went to Paisley today. Think they should use these as their town motto tbh.
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Went to Paisley today. Think they should use these as their town motto tbh.
My first crack at posting this was a mess of attempts to word and re-word things. I am all out of words.
Under ordinary circumstances, I wouldn't share this on personal account. And while the circumstances are familiar and relentless, they should not be ordinary. Ever.
shorturl.at/QKrNq
Under ordinary circumstances, I wouldn't share this on personal account. And while the circumstances are familiar and relentless, they should not be ordinary. Ever.
shorturl.at/QKrNq
April 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My first crack at posting this was a mess of attempts to word and re-word things. I am all out of words.
Under ordinary circumstances, I wouldn't share this on personal account. And while the circumstances are familiar and relentless, they should not be ordinary. Ever.
shorturl.at/QKrNq
Under ordinary circumstances, I wouldn't share this on personal account. And while the circumstances are familiar and relentless, they should not be ordinary. Ever.
shorturl.at/QKrNq
While I'm Good Friday Posting, the ticket inspector on the train liked my shoes. I resisted the urge to ask him about meat, fasting, or stations of the cross.
April 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
While I'm Good Friday Posting, the ticket inspector on the train liked my shoes. I resisted the urge to ask him about meat, fasting, or stations of the cross.
Had a very bad brain week so I got myself this cool long cat. Very long. No notes.
March 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Had a very bad brain week so I got myself this cool long cat. Very long. No notes.
Surely this should be Heart Shaped Potato? Potato that looks like hearts. Not hearts that look like potatoes.
February 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Surely this should be Heart Shaped Potato? Potato that looks like hearts. Not hearts that look like potatoes.
Sincerely hope that these people aren't planning to use this big ladder today. They'll fly away.
January 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Sincerely hope that these people aren't planning to use this big ladder today. They'll fly away.
This description of eggs in Headshot is somehow the thing I find grossest in a book about teenaged girls participating in the bloodsport that is boxing.
January 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This description of eggs in Headshot is somehow the thing I find grossest in a book about teenaged girls participating in the bloodsport that is boxing.
Show me your favourite cursed Christmas presents? Mine is this. I love it.
December 25, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Show me your favourite cursed Christmas presents? Mine is this. I love it.
Why does this packaging make it sound like VFC will murder one chicken for every moment I spend not actively eating their product?
November 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Why does this packaging make it sound like VFC will murder one chicken for every moment I spend not actively eating their product?