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Typokign
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Deadhead, Musician, animal rescue, smartass, cannabis cultivation expert. Terminally married to the love of my life. Not looking for nudes in profile people.
A trump supporter walks into a bar and the bartender say's, "Hey, why the long hood?"
September 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
August 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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August 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users.

While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
August 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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August 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
August 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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“.. Let’s be clear: The so-called summit with Vladimir Putin did absolutely nothing to advance any American interests .. We got nothing. Appeasement doesn’t work, has never worked, never will work.”

— Sean Hannity, after Biden’s 2021 summit

@passantino.bsky.social
www.status.news/p/trump-puti...
The Russia Ruse
MAGA Media’s praise for Trump’s disastrous meeting with Putin shows it’s about propping up Trump and spinning his failures—no matter what.
www.status.news
August 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Coming up live on Uncovered at 4 ET, Gabbard’s disastrous insane presser about charging Obama, Trump’s Epstein distraction attempts debunked, Noem proven a liar about TX storm response, the Melania Opera House, Alina Habba ousted, & lots more! www.youtube.com/live/xoS2wb4...
LIVE: MAGA gets UNCOVERED as Trump TRAPPED in Epstein SCANDAL
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
www.youtube.com
July 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
June 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Can any of the smart people please tell me when a protest was last effective. Because they might make us feel better, buts its time to stop marching and start punching nazis.
June 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
according to Trump there are 28million criminals in this country. Yet not one has been arrested with a gun. Not one has shot at ice officers. Not one has hurt a single ice officer.
pretty weak ass criminals.
June 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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“How to stop an overflowing toilet” should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.
June 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
You want brain worms? This is how you get brain worms.
RFK Jr. celebrated on Sunday by taking shirtless selfies and swimming in an E. coli-ridden, sewage-infested creek where swimming, notably, has been banned by the National Park Service, thanks to the whole...poop water issue.
RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day
The National Park Service bans swimming in Rock Creek due to “high levels of bacteria.”
www.vanityfair.com
May 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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We’re honestly on a fast timeline to exactly this.
April 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
OK hear me out, we start a war with Canada, then surrender. Everyone gets healthcare and weed. We are all polite to each other and nobody has to wonder if there is a Nazi in line with you at the grocery store.
April 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
People are looking at every new constitutional crisis the same way the look at school shootings. They're terrible but nobody's going to try and stop them.
April 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The democrats are not to going to save us. They are going to fund raise on how terrible they let it get. They are going to blame everyone but themselves. They need to make life as uncomfortable on the republicans as they expect us to.
they wont but they should.
April 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Import Chinese battery: 145% tariff
Import Chinese battery inside Chinese laptop: 20% tariff
Import Chinese battery inside Vietnamese laptop: 0% tariff

Fuckin brilliant. A+ work here team. I am so glad there are such smart people working on our trade policy.
April 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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the three of us are having a conversation
April 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm was going to pay my taxes but instead have decided to put a tariff on Trump. And now he owes me taxes. The math checks out.
April 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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A parody account of Chuck Schumer would be indistinguishable from the real thing.
History will remember April 9, 2025 as America’s actual liberation day—the day that President Trump backed down from his ridiculous tariff fiasco.
April 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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deals are being made every day
April 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Perfect 🤣🎯
March 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM