Jordon LeBlanc
@typicallyjordon.bsky.social
Leafs, coffee, BBQ, music, theatre- not necessarily in the order.
Good news: asteroid.
Bad news: 7.5 years away.
Bad news: 7.5 years away.
February 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Good news: asteroid.
Bad news: 7.5 years away.
Bad news: 7.5 years away.
I will never forgive myself for sleeping on Kendrick Lamar. But I’m also discovering his back catalogue and whooooo boy, it’s good!
February 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I will never forgive myself for sleeping on Kendrick Lamar. But I’m also discovering his back catalogue and whooooo boy, it’s good!
Listening to GNX in my new fancy headphones and it really brings out the MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
February 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Listening to GNX in my new fancy headphones and it really brings out the MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
No lies detected.
January 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
No lies detected.
Self portrait
January 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Self portrait
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The Matrix: "The peak of American society is the late '90s. It's literally all downhill after that."
Me, 2000: "Haha How absurd"
Me, 2025:
Me, 2000: "Haha How absurd"
Me, 2025:
January 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The Matrix: "The peak of American society is the late '90s. It's literally all downhill after that."
Me, 2000: "Haha How absurd"
Me, 2025:
Me, 2000: "Haha How absurd"
Me, 2025:
Is meal prepping for the week. Who even am I???
January 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Is meal prepping for the week. Who even am I???
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Anthony Stolarz is ACTUALLY participating in practice with the team for the FIRST time since his knee injury on December 12th!!
#LeafsForever
#LeafsForever
January 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Anthony Stolarz is ACTUALLY participating in practice with the team for the FIRST time since his knee injury on December 12th!!
#LeafsForever
#LeafsForever
Be more like Gritty.
Gritty continues to be a real one
January 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Be more like Gritty.
Hey look, the current POTUS didn't place is hand on the Bible... I assume evangelicals are tearing him apart like that time they thought that the previous POTUS didn't. Right? Right??? RIGHT???
January 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hey look, the current POTUS didn't place is hand on the Bible... I assume evangelicals are tearing him apart like that time they thought that the previous POTUS didn't. Right? Right??? RIGHT???
I know so many autistic people and none of them have ever accidentally done the nazi salute multiple times during a speech.
January 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I know so many autistic people and none of them have ever accidentally done the nazi salute multiple times during a speech.
When I say I want boys day, this is what I mean.
January 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When I say I want boys day, this is what I mean.
Check on your queer friends today. Many are rightfully scared for these next four years. They’ll need allies more than ever!
January 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Check on your queer friends today. Many are rightfully scared for these next four years. They’ll need allies more than ever!
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WHICH PEOPLE, PLANET OR PIECE WAS YOUR LAST PLACE FINISH A VICTORY FOR, JILL STEIN?!
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
WHICH PEOPLE, PLANET OR PIECE WAS YOUR LAST PLACE FINISH A VICTORY FOR, JILL STEIN?!
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They cut to the crowd when he gives the salute in the 1 minute edit of his speech. You can still hear him slap his chest.
Goebbels would blush with how blatant this is.
Goebbels would blush with how blatant this is.
January 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
They cut to the crowd when he gives the salute in the 1 minute edit of his speech. You can still hear him slap his chest.
Goebbels would blush with how blatant this is.
Goebbels would blush with how blatant this is.
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Hang in there, babes
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
January 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hang in there, babes
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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Short answer: We live in hell.
Long answer: WE LIVE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 🔥
Long answer: WE LIVE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 🔥
Also can anyone explain how someone who isn’t even inaugurated yet is controlling things like this?
January 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Short answer: We live in hell.
Long answer: WE LIVE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 🔥
Long answer: WE LIVE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 🔥
Timeō Danaōs et dōna ferentēs.
I fear the Greeks even when bearing gifts
I fear the Greeks even when bearing gifts
January 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Timeō Danaōs et dōna ferentēs.
I fear the Greeks even when bearing gifts
I fear the Greeks even when bearing gifts
Relearning to troubleshoot things in Windows 11 feels surreal… what do you mean my computer doesn’t support Bluetooth?? Oh, I need to uninstall and reinstall the driver?
Install it for me. I’m not your maid.
Install it for me. I’m not your maid.
January 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Relearning to troubleshoot things in Windows 11 feels surreal… what do you mean my computer doesn’t support Bluetooth?? Oh, I need to uninstall and reinstall the driver?
Install it for me. I’m not your maid.
Install it for me. I’m not your maid.
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Photos takes moments before disaster. #LeafsForever
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Photos takes moments before disaster. #LeafsForever
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The reason that Drake is suing everybody but Kendrick is either bc he doesnt want him to countersue for defamation, then Drake would have to admit he made everything he said up, OR bc Kendrick would have to provide proof of his claim and he probably actually has that proof.
January 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The reason that Drake is suing everybody but Kendrick is either bc he doesnt want him to countersue for defamation, then Drake would have to admit he made everything he said up, OR bc Kendrick would have to provide proof of his claim and he probably actually has that proof.
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Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
theonion.com/schlubs...
theonion.com/schlubs...
January 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
theonion.com/schlubs...
theonion.com/schlubs...