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Josh
@typescript.monster
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This alt account is deeply unserious and a personal trashcan.
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social even my Steam library is 38, it’s hit boomer status
38 games in my Steam library
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social
An image captioned “$745 for groceries is fucking ridiculous”. The image is food and fortnite vbucks gift cards in a cart.
May 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I have 2 villagers next to each other and I've still, for some reason, decided to camp on this roof lmao. none of the other houses were very good
A furnace, crafting table, bed, 3 chests, on the roof of a villager's house in minecraft
April 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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being able to make a trapped chest from your inventory, but requiring a crafting table to make a chest is annoying
My inventory, showing "trapped chest" as craft-able without a crafting table. Regular chest craft-able in crafting table
April 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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@joshfanpage888: Sorry guys I’m just Joshing around
April 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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(with sound) vt.tiktok.com/ZSMwxkWas/
Closed to my 20’s than my first game of Fortnite (1.1 million likes on TikTok)
March 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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March 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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some crypto company on Linkedin went digging for my hi@оrаսӏаrһаԁеs.com email, which isn’t on Linkedin, lol
Subject: CEO interested in your work: Hi Josh, I'm reaching out because the CEO of a fast-growing DePIN startup backed by a16z and Polychain has specifically requested I connect with you. You're one of four top engineers he's highly interested in speaking with. The company is currently valued at $70 million. Previously, they secured $2 million in pre-seed funding at a $25 million valuation. They've built a decentralized protocol for delivery service networks, already in active use across the food, restaurant, and manufacturing
March 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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To be clear, I have my concerns. Including Five-eyes' involvement in spying on each other's citizens to bypass privacy laws, but that's something that can be solved with stronger domestic laws, rather than a five-eyes problem. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Eyes
The alliance's activities, often shrouded in secrecy, have occasionally come under scrutiny for their implications on privacy and civil liberties, sparking debates and legal challenges. In the late 1990s, the existence of ECHELON was disclosed to the public, triggering a debate in the European Parliament and, to a lesser extent, the United States Congress and British Parliament. Former NSA contractor Edward Snowden described the Five Eyes as a "supra-national intelligence organisation that does not answer to the known laws of its own countries".[10] Disclosures in the 2010s revealed FVEY was spying on one another's citizens and sharing the collected information with each other, although the FVEY nations maintain this was done legally.[11][12]
March 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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(Looking through movies on PlayStation)

“women are guaranteed to find true love after they sleep with him”

What the fuck? Who made this movie?
Movie: Good Luck Chuck Dane Cook stars in this hilarious comedy about the luckiest guy on earth. Meet Charlie Logan (Cook), he's a good luck charm and women are guaranteed to find true love after they sleep with him. But what seems like a blessing feels like a curse when he meets Cam (Jessica Alba), the girl of his dreams. Chuck will do anything - and anyone - to break the curse and get the girl in this raunchy, outrageous story.
March 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
typescript.monster
this is so incredibly real
cc @jcsalterego.bsky.social
February 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Damn I guess google intentionally programmed their algorithm to return racist results

literally shit for brains, all of this app.
Post: So what's the mechanism to complain to Google that they're racist? I was going to ask 'does Ngãi Tahu use Aotearoa' (valid question, some do, some don't) but this racist arsed auto complete came up. Autocomplete suggestions: Do Ngai tahul do ngai tahu pay tax oos ma coge e ma g did ngai tahu sign the treaty of waitangi did ngai tahu sign the treaty Follow up post: Found it - never did one of these before. Punk arsed racist algorithm search engines
February 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The nostalgia/engagement bait is crazy. 4/9 of these are from the same company, and the rest are just normal sounds lmao??

(Had to speed up slightly to appease the <60s gods)
February 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Not only is Elon:
- completely misunderstanding how databases and fraud detection work.
- being ableist

he also doesn't understand SQL powers like, everything. Tony stark everybody.
User screenshoting Elon Musk's post: Just learned that the social security database is not de-duplicated, meaning you can have the same SSN many times over, which further enables MASSIVE FRAUD!! Your tax dollars for being stolen. The caption is "TIL Elon has never used SQL". Elon replies to the user's screenshot with "This retard thinks the government uses SQL".
February 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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both my tech account of which it's integrity I take seriously (like, religiously) and my shitposting alt have the same coloured tabs. i should fix that lmao. otherwise dumb posts like this will hit 6k people.
2 browser tabs with blue ribbons, @badinternet and @typescript.monster
January 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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parody from joshfanpage888: Sorry, Josh isn't available right now A law banning Josh has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use Josh for now. We are fortunate that President Josh has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate Josh once he takes office. Please stay tuned!
January 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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yeah it still shows on my main account as being labeled as well.
This post thread with the OP being labeled as elon musk
January 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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writing C# code that accepts arbitrary keys in Interstellar's config and then compares it against the arbitrary JSON output of an administrator and I think I might be in hell. C# types are really not ideal for this, you're forced to use "object" and then enforce your own type safety.
"validation": { "min": { "stream": { "width": 256, "height": 144, "duration": 1, "size": 1, "bit_rate": 0 }, "format": { "probe_score": 98 } }, "max": { "video_streams": 1, "audio_streams": -1, "stream": { "width": 3840, "height": 2160 }, "format": { "size": 5000000000, "bit_rate": 600000000, "nb_streams": 10000 } }, "must_be": { }, "must_not_be": { }, "includes": { }, "does_not_include": { } }, "post_processing": { "commands": { "validation": [ { "program": "ffprobe", "commands": [ "-v quiet -print_format json -show_format -show_streams /tmp/user_ingest_before_reencoding/%asset_id%/%asset_id%.%file_type%" ] } ],
January 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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using unicode-lookalike characters to stay out of search, whilst letting mutuals know who I am.
alt account of a flightless bird (@оrаսӏаrһаԁеs) - trying to keep chaotic posts out of the wider app's feeds
January 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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as an elder this legitimately scared me lmao. im not used to the popups for new accounts.
Your first like! Like 10 posts to train the Discover feed
January 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM