Josh
@typescript.monster
This alt account is deeply unserious and a personal trashcan.
@jcsalterego.bsky.social even my Steam library is 38, it’s hit boomer status
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social even my Steam library is 38, it’s hit boomer status
zoomer with a recently uncooked sleep schedule who has wanted to sleep since 10am
April 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
zoomer with a recently uncooked sleep schedule who has wanted to sleep since 10am
They gave me another diet a few weeks ago while I was wearing a sensor. Stopped that bullshit now. In just a few days I’m feeling so much better.
…how do they expect a 19 yr/o to survive on fruit?
…how do they expect a 19 yr/o to survive on fruit?
new diet and i feel like im going to collapse. going very well
April 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
They gave me another diet a few weeks ago while I was wearing a sensor. Stopped that bullshit now. In just a few days I’m feeling so much better.
…how do they expect a 19 yr/o to survive on fruit?
…how do they expect a 19 yr/o to survive on fruit?
Reaching the level of adulting where I’m getting random unknown phone calls and saying “hmm i should probably answer that”
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reaching the level of adulting where I’m getting random unknown phone calls and saying “hmm i should probably answer that”
mfers be tired
it’s me, im mfers
it’s me, im mfers
April 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
mfers be tired
it’s me, im mfers
it’s me, im mfers
On top of my many other ridiculous health issues, I’ve got carpal tunnel in my hands and feet.
Any time I bend my feet, even slightly, I get pain the lasts for days. fuck sake man
Any time I bend my feet, even slightly, I get pain the lasts for days. fuck sake man
April 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
On top of my many other ridiculous health issues, I’ve got carpal tunnel in my hands and feet.
Any time I bend my feet, even slightly, I get pain the lasts for days. fuck sake man
Any time I bend my feet, even slightly, I get pain the lasts for days. fuck sake man
I feel the urge to replay Grand Theft Auto V for the 7th time, might need to this week
I always do it at least yearly.
I always do it at least yearly.
April 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I feel the urge to replay Grand Theft Auto V for the 7th time, might need to this week
I always do it at least yearly.
I always do it at least yearly.
ask any bluesky millennial what the 1900s were like and watch them cripple. i promise it works every time
April 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ask any bluesky millennial what the 1900s were like and watch them cripple. i promise it works every time
being able to make a trapped chest from your inventory, but requiring a crafting table to make a chest is annoying
April 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
being able to make a trapped chest from your inventory, but requiring a crafting table to make a chest is annoying
Really hoping the boomers (people over 30) understand I’m joking with “bro” and “nonchalant”. It occurred to me some won’t realise I’m taking the piss out of zoomer language
“half a dozen” just say 6 bro. you ain’t nonchalant.
same goes for “quarter past”, “quarter too” just get over it
same goes for “quarter past”, “quarter too” just get over it
April 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Really hoping the boomers (people over 30) understand I’m joking with “bro” and “nonchalant”. It occurred to me some won’t realise I’m taking the piss out of zoomer language
“half a dozen” just say 6 bro. you ain’t nonchalant.
same goes for “quarter past”, “quarter too” just get over it
same goes for “quarter past”, “quarter too” just get over it
April 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“half a dozen” just say 6 bro. you ain’t nonchalant.
same goes for “quarter past”, “quarter too” just get over it
same goes for “quarter past”, “quarter too” just get over it
Christian bale? More like Christian bagel
April 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Christian bale? More like Christian bagel
boomers seem to think the bluesky zoomer login message is "what's poppin', rizzlers". that's the vibe i get from some clusters.
March 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
boomers seem to think the bluesky zoomer login message is "what's poppin', rizzlers". that's the vibe i get from some clusters.
new diet and i feel like im going to collapse. going very well
March 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
new diet and i feel like im going to collapse. going very well
body decided to go for chronic illness #4, give it up for number 4 👏
(found out today)
(found out today)
March 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
body decided to go for chronic illness #4, give it up for number 4 👏
(found out today)
(found out today)
(with sound) vt.tiktok.com/ZSMwxkWas/
March 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
(with sound) vt.tiktok.com/ZSMwxkWas/
sleeping normally, but at what cost (no cost, im feeling much better)
March 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
sleeping normally, but at what cost (no cost, im feeling much better)
yes. my zoomer calls for it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdJ-...
Rock Band 3 NEEDS to be decompiled. Here's why.
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March 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
yes. my zoomer calls for it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdJ-...
hopefully getting towards the end of this sleep bullshit
March 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
hopefully getting towards the end of this sleep bullshit