Josh
typescript.monster
Josh
@typescript.monster
This alt account is deeply unserious and a personal trashcan.
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June 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
not to feed the zoomer stereotype but the song is very good. this is Kendrick's cousin.
May 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
only the bangers
May 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social even my Steam library is 38, itโ€™s hit boomer status
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
May 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
๐Ÿซฉ
May 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
act normal
May 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Iโ€™ve watched anime like, once
April 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
(nods knowingly)
April 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I feel bad mentioning any of this, but recently itโ€™s been so bad I figured I should just so if Iโ€™m less receptive people know why
April 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
just means itโ€™s too real
April 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
not even caffeine can wake me, or prevent me from sleeping. i feel all the effects of caffeine, but the tiredness from chronic illnesses is so bad it just canโ€™t compete lmao. thatโ€™s on top of energy meds.
April 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
itโ€™s only 3:22pm and the sleep void is calling me. my muscles canโ€™t even hold me lmao
April 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
zoomer with a recently uncooked sleep schedule who has wanted to sleep since 10am
April 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social im being inclusive to your kind
April 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It was fruit and like 2 other things. They basically insisted it would show results and didnโ€™t. Went in knowing it wouldnโ€™t but I gave it a fair go anyways.
April 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They gave me another diet a few weeks ago while I was wearing a sensor. Stopped that bullshit now. In just a few days Iโ€™m feeling so much better.

โ€ฆhow do they expect a 19 yr/o to survive on fruit?
typescript.monster Josh @typescript.monster ยท Mar 29
new diet and i feel like im going to collapse. going very well
April 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
โ€œadultingโ€ iโ€™m using millennial terms out of sympathy /s
April 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reaching the level of adulting where Iโ€™m getting random unknown phone calls and saying โ€œhmm i should probably answer thatโ€
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
mfers be tired

itโ€™s me, im mfers
April 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
On your foot, bend down all toes except your index toe. If I do that simple thing, it triggers it.
April 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Thereโ€™s nothing that can be done about it without using meds that basically ruin my overall sensory.

And unlike my hand, no brace can be made to prevent it from happening
April 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
On top of my many other ridiculous health issues, Iโ€™ve got carpal tunnel in my hands and feet.

Any time I bend my feet, even slightly, I get pain the lasts for days. fuck sake man
April 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I feel the urge to replay Grand Theft Auto V for the 7th time, might need to this week

I always do it at least yearly.
April 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM