Tyler Rhode
tylerrhode.bsky.social
Tyler Rhode
@tylerrhode.bsky.social
Jeopardy champ, cat dad.
The Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 co-op campaign is one of the most delightfully deranged things I’ve ever played
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If I’m ever elected president, in my first 100 days I swear to create a new mascot for the IRS, a friendly axolotl named “Taxolotl”

Stay tuned for more!
September 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
At 82 years old, Jerry Jones becomes the latest in an illustrious club: those whose age eclipses their IQ.
September 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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take a look at this totally real, totally not staged interaction. PAY NO MIND TO THE BOOM MIC IN THE SHOT THIS WAS A CANDID INTERACTION.
July 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Welcome back to the ball-kicking machine, Andrew Cuomo!

Please insert millions of dollars in the slot, then spread your legs, bend your knees and step right up!
July 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New York bids farewell to Andrew Cuomo, a mainstay of local politics, and a piece of shit who sucks.
June 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Not content with killing a few thousand in state nursing homes, Andy Cuomo is trying to up his elderly body count.

(It’s currently 7pm and 97 degrees in New York City)
June 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The spam texts are getting out of control. At what point does it constitute harassment? You know, like classic harassment, not the sexual harassment which is Cuomo’s bailiwick.

Team Cuomo is getting nervous.
June 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Alums of @columbiauniversity.bsky.social, kindly check your email for a stunning profile in cowardice from acting President Shipman.
June 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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and he didn't even have to lead the search himself!
May 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Great team effort from Lando and his teammate Bernd Mylander #MiamiGP
May 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Credit where due to @spannersready.bsky.social - Lando is out-managing Oscar on tires today
May 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Look I know, we all thought he was too old but hear me out…
Pope Joe Biden.
April 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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A second group chat has hit Pete Hegseth.
April 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Make America Strong Again, says the tiny little man who rolls over and shows his belly, completely abandoning his flagship policy after 48 hours.
April 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If you’re having a bad day, be comforted by comparison to Elon, who tried to live stream a video game, got bullied by the chat, lost to the tutorial boss, and then rage quit.
April 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just watching the Japanese Grand Prix FP2 replay.

Jesus, that Jack Doohan incident… that was a move with no consideration for his own well-being. Could have been killed.

The situation at Alpine is a hot mess, and it may be in his best interest to go back to the simulator sooner rather than later.
April 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Why are we forcing Texans to buy dildoes online? Is that even constitutional?
March 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him.

Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.
March 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Holy shit. Finally, a win for “thoughts and prayers”
Breaking News: Pope Francis will be discharged from the hospital on Sunday and sent to recover in the Vatican for at least two months.
Pope Francis Will Be Discharged From the Hospital on Sunday, Doctors Say
The 88-year-old pontiff has been hospitalized for six weeks with pneumonia in both lungs.
www.nytimes.com
March 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The absolute gall. Go fuck yourself @columbiauniversity.bsky.social

Signed,
Tyler Rhode
CC ‘15, former donor
March 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
March 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
All the Dem supporters bragging about not throwing MTG and Boebert out of Biden’s States of the Union as if

A) it matters at all
B) it won them any votes
C) anyone would have cared
D) all of the above

Remember: When they go low, we go lose elections.
March 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM