Tyler Durden
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Tyler Durden
@tylerdurden.bsky.social
Environmental Geologist. Potter (clay, not Harry). Reader. Writer.
Mexicos president announces U.S. forces are unwelcome in her country.

“Preach it, sister.” - #California.
August 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The original Birkin bag just sold for $10Mil.
#FreeLuigi
July 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“The federal government is not leaving L.A., I don’t work for Karen Bass. ... We’re going to be here until that mission is accomplished.” “Better get used to us now,” he added, “because this is gonna be normal very soon.”

- Border Patrol El Centro Sector Chief Gregory Bovino
July 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I have had the adage: “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.l - Napoleon Bonaparte
Going through my head a lot this week.
Musk is forming his own political party.
July 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Maybe if the mango madman gets distracted by sending troops to Iran, he’ll pull them out of my neighborhood.
June 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So Tangarine Palpatine spent $45M of our military budget, wasted our troops time, tied up DC for three days, for what NEWSMAX estimated was 10,000 people to show up and leave early. Meanwhile, 12.1 million people #NoKings protested across the entire U.S. #SoThatWentWell
June 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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If ICE agents have families who haven’t convinced them to get out of the child snatching profession, then they can get bent too.
June 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The rest of the United States is living off of California and we want our money back. Trump is playing with fire and by gawd, it’s time to show him who’s the best state in the Union.
June 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
At what point are the 2nd Amendment “Defenders of the Constitution” going to stand up and fight exactly? Because I’m hearing crickets.
May 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just off the top of my head, the Cheeto Benito has blatantly violated Article 1, Article 2, probably Article 3, the 1st, definitely the 5th, 6th, 7th, definitely the 10th, 14th, and is looking at the 12th and 22nd amendments
May 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
#Trump: Alien Enemies Act renditions?
#SCOTUS: 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
May 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Any two chimpanzees are more genetically different than any two humans randomly selected from anywhere in the world. We are a very uniform species, nearly identical by comparison. We are also ALL Africans.
May 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
#SCOTUS unanimously rules that cops do not have an unlimited license to kill black people over a traffic stop. #paraphrased
May 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Isn’t this from Ephesians?
April 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Senator Booker is kicking ass.
April 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Greenland. Check your pockets when Vance leaves.
March 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Vaccinations will increase exponentially once ENOUGH children die. Kansas is currently teed up. #vaccinate
March 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
There’s a common movie trope where the CIA won’t share with British Intelligence because British intelligence is too leaky. Yeah. #signalgate
March 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
These two things are true:
1) AI is a lot of hype.
2) Some #AI is revolutionary.
March 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Edolf. 🤣
March 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
March 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“I don’t care what the judges think. I don’t care.”

- Border Czar Tom Homan

Folks, that’s the game. We have a Constitutional crisis. Fact.
March 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Dial 1-800 #swasticar
March 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM