Tyler Marie
@tyler2600.bsky.social
I make music, I collect stuff,
Tylermarie.bandcamp.com
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I am sad and I can't sleep
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I am sad and I can't sleep
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
It should be illegal to charge more than $2 for a hot dog and more than $1 for a bottle of water
July 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It should be illegal to charge more than $2 for a hot dog and more than $1 for a bottle of water
Conspiracy theory: Orange Juice tastes different now
July 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Conspiracy theory: Orange Juice tastes different now
The world continues to be terrible and I just got a keep on going to work and paying rent????
June 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The world continues to be terrible and I just got a keep on going to work and paying rent????
Monday you could rip a fart
Tuesday, Wednesday Simpson, Bart
Thursday now my car won't start
It's Friday what's the point
Tuesday, Wednesday Simpson, Bart
Thursday now my car won't start
It's Friday what's the point
June 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Monday you could rip a fart
Tuesday, Wednesday Simpson, Bart
Thursday now my car won't start
It's Friday what's the point
Tuesday, Wednesday Simpson, Bart
Thursday now my car won't start
It's Friday what's the point
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For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*
June 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*
The people who have to fold the huge tables full of shirts at Costco are the modern day Sisyphus
June 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The people who have to fold the huge tables full of shirts at Costco are the modern day Sisyphus
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We grew up so poor we could only watch Partial Metal Jacket.
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
We grew up so poor we could only watch Partial Metal Jacket.
Feeling less dumb these past few days so that's cool
June 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Feeling less dumb these past few days so that's cool
And after everything we already knew
I still tried to eat my cake and have it too
I still tried to eat my cake and have it too
June 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
And after everything we already knew
I still tried to eat my cake and have it too
I still tried to eat my cake and have it too
Talking to women is terrifying, idk how you guys do it
May 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Talking to women is terrifying, idk how you guys do it
Damn I have been feeling extremely stupid for the past week. Big dumb dumb mode
May 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Damn I have been feeling extremely stupid for the past week. Big dumb dumb mode
Having a crush on someone and then dealing with fallout when things come to an end sucks. It's a total bummer. But on the flip side, I have written like 3 songs in 4 days so I guess that's cool
May 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Having a crush on someone and then dealing with fallout when things come to an end sucks. It's a total bummer. But on the flip side, I have written like 3 songs in 4 days so I guess that's cool
Playing rainbow connection on banjo a million times today because I'm not very good at it and I want to be slightly good at it
May 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Playing rainbow connection on banjo a million times today because I'm not very good at it and I want to be slightly good at it
My life has been kinda weird lately. Overall positive but kinda weird
May 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My life has been kinda weird lately. Overall positive but kinda weird
Damn I feel like a fkn bozo rn
May 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Damn I feel like a fkn bozo rn
I had a really great weekend. Hung out with friends, did a little road trip. Went to a Union soccer game last night. I've been having a blast recently
May 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I had a really great weekend. Hung out with friends, did a little road trip. Went to a Union soccer game last night. I've been having a blast recently
I'm not having a good time rn
May 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm not having a good time rn
You ever have one of those days where you just wish you could win the lottery so you can fuck off forever?
May 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You ever have one of those days where you just wish you could win the lottery so you can fuck off forever?
Dreamt I got a face tattoo and then after the tattoo was done I realized that this meant I would probably lose my job
May 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dreamt I got a face tattoo and then after the tattoo was done I realized that this meant I would probably lose my job
Vampires don't cum, they eDRACULAte
May 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Vampires don't cum, they eDRACULAte