Daniel Carroll
@tworsandtwols.bsky.social
"Two Rs and Two Ls" | Mariners Fan | Pretty Good Rec-Level Baseball Player | Very Good Bowler | Canada's Favourite Troll | Not Quite Socialist, But Also… Seriously?
My hair is about as long as it’s ever been (my wife says it gives her “Disney Prince” vibes), I haven’t shaved in 2-3 days, and I just got out of the shower.
I don’t think I’m gonna post a photo, but I saw myself in the mirror and thought “that’s kind of a Eugenio Suárez/Razor Ramon sort of look”
I don’t think I’m gonna post a photo, but I saw myself in the mirror and thought “that’s kind of a Eugenio Suárez/Razor Ramon sort of look”
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My hair is about as long as it’s ever been (my wife says it gives her “Disney Prince” vibes), I haven’t shaved in 2-3 days, and I just got out of the shower.
I don’t think I’m gonna post a photo, but I saw myself in the mirror and thought “that’s kind of a Eugenio Suárez/Razor Ramon sort of look”
I don’t think I’m gonna post a photo, but I saw myself in the mirror and thought “that’s kind of a Eugenio Suárez/Razor Ramon sort of look”
@mattghall.com our next wild-ass piano bar request:
I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
@mattghall.com our next wild-ass piano bar request:
I just saw an ad on the side of a bus for a healthcare system that promotes it as “from allergies to anxiety,” and I have to tell you, that’s not very many topics.
If you did “from anxiety to allergies,” I would at least suppose you’re wrapping around the alphabet.
If you did “from anxiety to allergies,” I would at least suppose you’re wrapping around the alphabet.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I just saw an ad on the side of a bus for a healthcare system that promotes it as “from allergies to anxiety,” and I have to tell you, that’s not very many topics.
If you did “from anxiety to allergies,” I would at least suppose you’re wrapping around the alphabet.
If you did “from anxiety to allergies,” I would at least suppose you’re wrapping around the alphabet.
I get that the Mariners are celebrating 50 seasons in 2026, but I kind of feel like they ought to hold it and celebrate *51* seasons, especially since that number is gonna be double-retired.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I get that the Mariners are celebrating 50 seasons in 2026, but I kind of feel like they ought to hold it and celebrate *51* seasons, especially since that number is gonna be double-retired.
Should I watch the Super Bowl in episode order, or is there some kind of preferred Machete Order among NFL-heads?
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Should I watch the Super Bowl in episode order, or is there some kind of preferred Machete Order among NFL-heads?
I’m in such a bad place mentally right now that the Mariners news does not help.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m in such a bad place mentally right now that the Mariners news does not help.
Oh man, I just heard “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses for the first time in what must be multiple years.
It’s too early for this, but it was kind of nice to hear that blast from the past.
It’s too early for this, but it was kind of nice to hear that blast from the past.
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Oh man, I just heard “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses for the first time in what must be multiple years.
It’s too early for this, but it was kind of nice to hear that blast from the past.
It’s too early for this, but it was kind of nice to hear that blast from the past.
@ruthkapelus.bsky.social happy birthday!
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@ruthkapelus.bsky.social happy birthday!
PURE MOODS
I was (barely) grown in 2005, so a lot lol. I come from a generation where I would burn CDs with my playlists based on those oldies infomercials.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
PURE MOODS
Also, I don’t much care for the MVP being announced now as opposed to a couple weeks ago, especially since the postseason is irrelevant to the award.
If you’re gonna break my heart, do it in a game, cowards.
If you’re gonna break my heart, do it in a game, cowards.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Also, I don’t much care for the MVP being announced now as opposed to a couple weeks ago, especially since the postseason is irrelevant to the award.
If you’re gonna break my heart, do it in a game, cowards.
If you’re gonna break my heart, do it in a game, cowards.
Well, I find myself more upset about MVP than I anticipated.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Well, I find myself more upset about MVP than I anticipated.
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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So how’s Gianmarco doing today?
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So how’s Gianmarco doing today?
When you consider the stuff coming out of the Epstein files, it’s absolutely incredible that the USA hasn’t already completely collapsed.
It definitely gives the impression that there are a lot of people who are in decision-making positions who do a lot of drugs.
It definitely gives the impression that there are a lot of people who are in decision-making positions who do a lot of drugs.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
When you consider the stuff coming out of the Epstein files, it’s absolutely incredible that the USA hasn’t already completely collapsed.
It definitely gives the impression that there are a lot of people who are in decision-making positions who do a lot of drugs.
It definitely gives the impression that there are a lot of people who are in decision-making positions who do a lot of drugs.
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If only our society took major crimes by rich people as seriously as minor crimes by poor people. Ideally more seriously. But as seriously would be a big improvement.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
If only our society took major crimes by rich people as seriously as minor crimes by poor people. Ideally more seriously. But as seriously would be a big improvement.
You know, the Mariners going to the ALCS was pretty cool
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You know, the Mariners going to the ALCS was pretty cool
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Hey Mariners fans, one of our community members could use some URGENT help! Please donate what you can and share.
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The next twelve hours are crucial! My family needs $4500 by midnight tonight to meet a deadline to avoid eviction. Us, our two kids of 4 and 2, and our three dogs don't have anywhere to go. Please share, or help if you can.
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The next twelve hours are crucial! My family needs $4500 by midnight tonight to meet a deadline to avoid eviction. Us, our two kids of 4 and 2, and our three dogs don't have anywhere to go. Please share, or help if you can.
ko-fi.com/honeystorm
#mutualaid #helpsky
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hey Mariners fans, one of our community members could use some URGENT help! Please donate what you can and share.
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It’s 1:10 PM on a Sunday. I wish I was watching the Mariners play instead of calling Patty Murray at (202) 224-2621 and Maria Cantwell at (202) 224-3441 to tell them not to make any concessions on healthcare in order to open the government again.
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It’s 1:10 PM on a Sunday. I wish I was watching the Mariners play instead of calling Patty Murray at (202) 224-2621 and Maria Cantwell at (202) 224-3441 to tell them not to make any concessions on healthcare in order to open the government again.
I was thinking about the national anthem a bit today, because I was working a sporting event.
The Star-Spangled Banner refers to the flag's "broad stripes," and I feel like, with 13 damn stripes, they're not all that broad.
The Star-Spangled Banner refers to the flag's "broad stripes," and I feel like, with 13 damn stripes, they're not all that broad.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I was thinking about the national anthem a bit today, because I was working a sporting event.
The Star-Spangled Banner refers to the flag's "broad stripes," and I feel like, with 13 damn stripes, they're not all that broad.
The Star-Spangled Banner refers to the flag's "broad stripes," and I feel like, with 13 damn stripes, they're not all that broad.
Hey, the Kraken, nice
KRAKEN POWER PLAY GOAL, IT'S TOLVY TIME FINALLY! EELI BREAKS THROUGH WITH A ONE-TIMER ON THE PP, AND SEATTLE HAS TIED IT!
@seattlekraken.com 2 - 2 St. Louis Blues
4:35 left in P2
#SeaKraken #SeattleKraken
@seattlekraken.com 2 - 2 St. Louis Blues
4:35 left in P2
#SeaKraken #SeattleKraken
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey, the Kraken, nice
Do we get a Seattle ballot drop today, or do we not because it's the weekend?
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Do we get a Seattle ballot drop today, or do we not because it's the weekend?
I just found out that Dan Wilson slashed .360/.429/.400 in his first 12 games with the Reds in 1992. He must've left a Willie Bloomquist-style first impression on his manager, Lou Piniella.
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I just found out that Dan Wilson slashed .360/.429/.400 in his first 12 games with the Reds in 1992. He must've left a Willie Bloomquist-style first impression on his manager, Lou Piniella.
Honestly, I’ve been thinking a lot recently about little treats and human enrichment. We’re all just animals anyway, right?
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Honestly, I’ve been thinking a lot recently about little treats and human enrichment. We’re all just animals anyway, right?