twohandsandfeet.bsky.social
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I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 8. We didn’t have a coffee maker. Everyone else drank tea. I drank instant coffee & loved it. Drank it non-stop.

Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?”

Coffee was only for special occasions after that.
January 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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guest at my thanksgiving: do you have any vegetarian options

me: there’s the— [a bug flies into the mashed potatoes] —no
November 28, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM