Lorde Sharts
@twogreggtomlette.bsky.social
30-something. She/Hers. 🩷💛💙
Special interests: Plants. RHOSLC. RHONJ. Conservative x'tian groups + Mormons & their intersection with politics, culture, & reality TV.
Special interests: Plants. RHOSLC. RHONJ. Conservative x'tian groups + Mormons & their intersection with politics, culture, & reality TV.
Can someone smarter than me explain why I've been hoarding the gummies I got for my traumatic IUD replacement appointment back in November?
May 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Can someone smarter than me explain why I've been hoarding the gummies I got for my traumatic IUD replacement appointment back in November?
Diagnosed, medicated, finally settled into a routine with my new job.
And the birds are chirping again.
lets fucking gooooooooo
And the birds are chirping again.
lets fucking gooooooooo
May 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Diagnosed, medicated, finally settled into a routine with my new job.
And the birds are chirping again.
lets fucking gooooooooo
And the birds are chirping again.
lets fucking gooooooooo
It's funny how something as simple as throwing something in the trash at 6 am can suddenly trudge up childhood flashbacks.
February 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It's funny how something as simple as throwing something in the trash at 6 am can suddenly trudge up childhood flashbacks.
My hot take is that large companies offer tuition assistance as a form of entrapment for younger employees who are likely to still be on their parents health insurance. Therefore they can't be scared into submission with it the same way older employees are.
February 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My hot take is that large companies offer tuition assistance as a form of entrapment for younger employees who are likely to still be on their parents health insurance. Therefore they can't be scared into submission with it the same way older employees are.
First week of cake decorator training!
(plz dont yell at me. I know Target is trash but this is the most fun I've had at a job in awhile)
(plz dont yell at me. I know Target is trash but this is the most fun I've had at a job in awhile)
February 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
First week of cake decorator training!
(plz dont yell at me. I know Target is trash but this is the most fun I've had at a job in awhile)
(plz dont yell at me. I know Target is trash but this is the most fun I've had at a job in awhile)
Happy birthday to my son 🥹🩷
February 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Happy birthday to my son 🥹🩷
Applying, interviewing for jobs, and being asked about my 5 year plan all in the midst of the past few weeks has certainly been an ~*experience*~
February 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Applying, interviewing for jobs, and being asked about my 5 year plan all in the midst of the past few weeks has certainly been an ~*experience*~
If we all start collectively hexing the oligarchs that amassed energy has gotta knock one of em down eventually
February 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If we all start collectively hexing the oligarchs that amassed energy has gotta knock one of em down eventually
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💗 Stupid Cupid 🏹
January 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
💗 Stupid Cupid 🏹
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toad brings u a love letter & hopes u have a good day 🐸💌
January 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
toad brings u a love letter & hopes u have a good day 🐸💌
A miasma has settled uponst the land.
January 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A miasma has settled uponst the land.
Whenever I get butthurt over not getting bedtime cuddles from the dog I just remember that at least I'm not the one being bullied out of half a king size mattress by a 16 lb Chihuahua mix.
January 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Whenever I get butthurt over not getting bedtime cuddles from the dog I just remember that at least I'm not the one being bullied out of half a king size mattress by a 16 lb Chihuahua mix.
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Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
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✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
January 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
Landlord is here to check on our furnace
aka I'm both cold and sweaty
aka sensory hell
aka I'm both cold and sweaty
aka sensory hell
January 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Landlord is here to check on our furnace
aka I'm both cold and sweaty
aka sensory hell
aka I'm both cold and sweaty
aka sensory hell
A retroactive 'fuck you' to everyone who voted for Reagan.
January 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A retroactive 'fuck you' to everyone who voted for Reagan.
Where the hell did Thomas get a bunch of out of season purple lilac at the tail end of autumn in Germany?
January 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Where the hell did Thomas get a bunch of out of season purple lilac at the tail end of autumn in Germany?
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Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
Question: How are people finding and supporting tattoo artists without using Instagram?
(also I beg of tattoo artists to find a booking process that's NOT their insta DM's)
(also I beg of tattoo artists to find a booking process that's NOT their insta DM's)
January 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Question: How are people finding and supporting tattoo artists without using Instagram?
(also I beg of tattoo artists to find a booking process that's NOT their insta DM's)
(also I beg of tattoo artists to find a booking process that's NOT their insta DM's)
One positive thing: now fully acclimated to winter thanks to this arctic blast weekend.
January 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
One positive thing: now fully acclimated to winter thanks to this arctic blast weekend.
I hardened so much of myself 2016-2020. Then I progressively became number throughout the pandemic.
I don't know what person I'll be by the end of 2028.
I don't know what person I'll be by the end of 2028.
January 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I hardened so much of myself 2016-2020. Then I progressively became number throughout the pandemic.
I don't know what person I'll be by the end of 2028.
I don't know what person I'll be by the end of 2028.
Musk is unabashedly hitting the siege hiel on the steps of the white house and people really want to believe a presidential pardon from Biden is going to protect anyone from this administration??
January 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Musk is unabashedly hitting the siege hiel on the steps of the white house and people really want to believe a presidential pardon from Biden is going to protect anyone from this administration??