Lorde Sharts
twogreggtomlette.bsky.social
Lorde Sharts
@twogreggtomlette.bsky.social
30-something. She/Hers. 🩷💛💙

Special interests: Plants. RHOSLC. RHONJ. Conservative x'tian groups + Mormons & their intersection with politics, culture, & reality TV.
Can someone smarter than me explain why I've been hoarding the gummies I got for my traumatic IUD replacement appointment back in November?
May 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
First week of cake decorator training!
(plz dont yell at me. I know Target is trash but this is the most fun I've had at a job in awhile)
February 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Happy birthday to my son 🥹🩷
February 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Where the hell did Thomas get a bunch of out of season purple lilac at the tail end of autumn in Germany?
January 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
One positive thing: now fully acclimated to winter thanks to this arctic blast weekend.
January 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM