"there's only one bed"
@twofunerals.bsky.social
she/her. 35. i like homoerotic crime thrillers and ghost stories.
occasionally i write and/or draw.
occasionally i write and/or draw.
completely misunderstood this post and started scrolling through my contacts list out of curiosity and "we live in vastly different worlds" is so true actually
July 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
completely misunderstood this post and started scrolling through my contacts list out of curiosity and "we live in vastly different worlds" is so true actually
its a very high maintenance treat (i'm not a food scientist, i don't know about preservatives ok) but i soak as many as i have the patience for in some water, stick them in a blender with a little coconut milk (and maybe a pinch of matcha if i want to brighten things) and 🙏🙏🙏
May 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
its a very high maintenance treat (i'm not a food scientist, i don't know about preservatives ok) but i soak as many as i have the patience for in some water, stick them in a blender with a little coconut milk (and maybe a pinch of matcha if i want to brighten things) and 🙏🙏🙏
a knife is just so practical when i'm in THE ZONE (deshelling 500 pistachios in a row like i'm a machine so i can make my half cup of pistachio paste)
May 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
a knife is just so practical when i'm in THE ZONE (deshelling 500 pistachios in a row like i'm a machine so i can make my half cup of pistachio paste)
making the exact same face as ryeoun here, i can't take this anymore ... am i going to wake up tomorrow to bloopers of sieun and suho making out. deleted scenes of their wedding???
May 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
making the exact same face as ryeoun here, i can't take this anymore ... am i going to wake up tomorrow to bloopers of sieun and suho making out. deleted scenes of their wedding???
anyways, we knew
May 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
anyways, we knew
thought it would be funny to chase my dog in slow motion by doing back rolls in his direction (i'm stretching my sore muscles ok) but he came over and sat on my forehead while i was like
May 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
thought it would be funny to chase my dog in slow motion by doing back rolls in his direction (i'm stretching my sore muscles ok) but he came over and sat on my forehead while i was like
#darknightanddawn who cares what the plot is
January 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
#darknightanddawn who cares what the plot is
#darknightanddawn i love you, evil women
December 29, 2024 at 1:19 AM
#darknightanddawn i love you, evil women
he's a very good boy!!!
December 26, 2024 at 6:24 PM
he's a very good boy!!!
i know this is accurate because this IS how people have described me but i was expecting something a little more representative of my chronic life-long depression 💖 (this is also my favourite colour)
December 3, 2024 at 8:55 PM
i know this is accurate because this IS how people have described me but i was expecting something a little more representative of my chronic life-long depression 💖 (this is also my favourite colour)
every single one of my feeds rn full of arc/ane posts and
November 29, 2024 at 3:08 AM
every single one of my feeds rn full of arc/ane posts and
#thefirstshot none of us know each other well enough for me to speak my truth on this but (hands wrapped around his knee and ankle, the lingering touch to his hip)
November 24, 2024 at 7:58 AM
#thefirstshot none of us know each other well enough for me to speak my truth on this but (hands wrapped around his knee and ankle, the lingering touch to his hip)
#thefirstshot bold of gu yiran to leave a vulnerable leg out like that, where anyone could just come in and grab it
November 24, 2024 at 7:37 AM
#thefirstshot bold of gu yiran to leave a vulnerable leg out like that, where anyone could just come in and grab it
some of us need locked accounts so that we can have a safe space to be mean
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
some of us need locked accounts so that we can have a safe space to be mean
#thefirstshot is he holding zheng bei's purse and digging through it for his things as he needs them ... [thinking about the way zheng bei wouldn't even let xiaoguang carry his mints]
November 23, 2024 at 7:18 AM
#thefirstshot is he holding zheng bei's purse and digging through it for his things as he needs them ... [thinking about the way zheng bei wouldn't even let xiaoguang carry his mints]
#thefirstshot everyone eating delicate bites while they talk and gu yiran hasn't said a single word, hasn't looked at anyone, is in his own little world
November 22, 2024 at 8:03 AM
#thefirstshot everyone eating delicate bites while they talk and gu yiran hasn't said a single word, hasn't looked at anyone, is in his own little world
#thefirstshot nobody was suffering humiliations the way this guy was suffering humiliations
November 19, 2024 at 6:49 AM
#thefirstshot nobody was suffering humiliations the way this guy was suffering humiliations
why did they keep emphasising how stiff and awkward he is undercover only to have him so smoothly seduce this man into giving him drugs ... why if not for fanfiction (i'm not even including the screencap that makes it look like he was miming asking this guy out to blow him)
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 AM
why did they keep emphasising how stiff and awkward he is undercover only to have him so smoothly seduce this man into giving him drugs ... why if not for fanfiction (i'm not even including the screencap that makes it look like he was miming asking this guy out to blow him)
zheng bei, after their first thirty-second meeting: he's nice, a friendly guy, he smiles a lot, but it's a fake smile, like there's something mysterious and unknowable behind that smile, and he's impossible to get close to, when i talk to him i feel like—
gao linsheng, about to hang up on him:
gao linsheng, about to hang up on him:
November 18, 2024 at 5:32 AM
zheng bei, after their first thirty-second meeting: he's nice, a friendly guy, he smiles a lot, but it's a fake smile, like there's something mysterious and unknowable behind that smile, and he's impossible to get close to, when i talk to him i feel like—
gao linsheng, about to hang up on him:
gao linsheng, about to hang up on him:
#thefirstshot zheng bei coming back from dinner with several murderers he's deemed are probably not suspicious, like, "gu yiran there is something wrong with you"
![A screenshot from the television series "The First Shot" (aka 雪迷宫). Zheng Bei asks Gu Yiran "Have you ever been upset like other normal guys?" [part 1/2]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rm3xpsj47pq3uapqim37446o/bafkreic7rtqcgo6ewpimoichssbhhdn7t4dr7fihezumbcnluzxcbgoufq@jpeg)
![A screenshot from the television series "The First Shot" (aka 雪迷宫). Zheng Bei asks Gu Yiran "Have you ever been upset like other normal guys?" [part 2/2]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rm3xpsj47pq3uapqim37446o/bafkreicsy6qeq45hpe74axdjngrw26n3622p7z2et2aaxhvkiatgwsyv2u@jpeg)
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
#thefirstshot zheng bei coming back from dinner with several murderers he's deemed are probably not suspicious, like, "gu yiran there is something wrong with you"
how i feel now that fangs of fortune is over
November 16, 2024 at 9:05 PM
how i feel now that fangs of fortune is over
this is the funniest possible result i could have gotten
November 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
this is the funniest possible result i could have gotten
#fierypriest unfortunately getting flashbacks of taxi driver season two where the show leaned hard into the humour/fanservice and none of the elements of the show i actually enjoyed but then sung joon finally made his appearance and
November 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
#fierypriest unfortunately getting flashbacks of taxi driver season two where the show leaned hard into the humour/fanservice and none of the elements of the show i actually enjoyed but then sung joon finally made his appearance and