"there's only one bed"
@twofunerals.bsky.social
she/her. 35. i like homoerotic crime thrillers and ghost stories.
occasionally i write and/or draw.
occasionally i write and/or draw.
i can't waste my canadian privilege, it's time to watch the hockey yaoi
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
i can't waste my canadian privilege, it's time to watch the hockey yaoi
suffering [face hurts] from the consequences of my actions [ate garlic]
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
suffering [face hurts] from the consequences of my actions [ate garlic]
went to pick someone up from the hospital today and in the hall an old woman dropped her glove, so i picked it up for her and turned around just in time to see an old man drop his glove, so i picked it up for him and--
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
went to pick someone up from the hospital today and in the hall an old woman dropped her glove, so i picked it up for her and turned around just in time to see an old man drop his glove, so i picked it up for him and--
i think buying another screen [kobo libra colour] could cure me
October 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i think buying another screen [kobo libra colour] could cure me
me: [laughing at a silly little post that reminds me of the miserable, soul crushing situation i am in]
brother, from the other room: "i can just hear you depression laughing"
brother, from the other room: "i can just hear you depression laughing"
October 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
me: [laughing at a silly little post that reminds me of the miserable, soul crushing situation i am in]
brother, from the other room: "i can just hear you depression laughing"
brother, from the other room: "i can just hear you depression laughing"
i have to re-establish boundaries with a mentally ill person who wants the unconditional love of a mother from me and every time i tell myself to gently re-word this letter nicer it somehow turns into a worse version of "i'm really popular and i actually don't like you all that much"
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i have to re-establish boundaries with a mentally ill person who wants the unconditional love of a mother from me and every time i tell myself to gently re-word this letter nicer it somehow turns into a worse version of "i'm really popular and i actually don't like you all that much"
me, unprompted every time a stranger talks to me at this festival: I hate letterboxd
September 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
me, unprompted every time a stranger talks to me at this festival: I hate letterboxd
secured all but three of my must-see films, so the refreshing game begins 🙏
August 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
secured all but three of my must-see films, so the refreshing game begins 🙏
me: [making fun of the people having a meltdown every year when the top 20 most popular films playing at the festival predictably go offsale]
also me: [having a meltdown because my haunted vacuum cleaner movie is offsale]
also me: [having a meltdown because my haunted vacuum cleaner movie is offsale]
August 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
me: [making fun of the people having a meltdown every year when the top 20 most popular films playing at the festival predictably go offsale]
also me: [having a meltdown because my haunted vacuum cleaner movie is offsale]
also me: [having a meltdown because my haunted vacuum cleaner movie is offsale]
tiff selection eve pray for me
August 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
tiff selection eve pray for me
fyi there are still 20 minutes left for all my fic subscriptions to update in celebration of my birthday
August 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
fyi there are still 20 minutes left for all my fic subscriptions to update in celebration of my birthday
sorry i've been quiet, i've moved one person out of my house, one family across the country, poured boiling coffee in my macbook and then hopped into home renovations so the only things i want to talk about are vacuums and how sore my back is
August 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
sorry i've been quiet, i've moved one person out of my house, one family across the country, poured boiling coffee in my macbook and then hopped into home renovations so the only things i want to talk about are vacuums and how sore my back is
one of the perks of being the youngest person in your social circle by at least a decade is that you should be able to ask things, like, "what vacuum should i buy" or "who makes good fridges" but instead i have to talk to people who work in trades on reddit
August 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
one of the perks of being the youngest person in your social circle by at least a decade is that you should be able to ask things, like, "what vacuum should i buy" or "who makes good fridges" but instead i have to talk to people who work in trades on reddit
fell asleep curled up on the ottoman in the corner of my room waiting for my sister's movers to wrap up one of the mirrors i'm gifting her and scared us all when I woke up
July 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
fell asleep curled up on the ottoman in the corner of my room waiting for my sister's movers to wrap up one of the mirrors i'm gifting her and scared us all when I woke up
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i am so generous (giving my sister my tv/apple tv combo because it's too big and pisses my dog off at night)
i am so frugal (staying home while my sister makes a lot of noise and chaos while she moves out instead of going to a hotel like i wanted to)
i am so frugal (staying home while my sister makes a lot of noise and chaos while she moves out instead of going to a hotel like i wanted to)
July 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i am so generous (giving my sister my tv/apple tv combo because it's too big and pisses my dog off at night)
i am so frugal (staying home while my sister makes a lot of noise and chaos while she moves out instead of going to a hotel like i wanted to)
i am so frugal (staying home while my sister makes a lot of noise and chaos while she moves out instead of going to a hotel like i wanted to)
completely misunderstood this post and started scrolling through my contacts list out of curiosity and "we live in vastly different worlds" is so true actually
July 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
completely misunderstood this post and started scrolling through my contacts list out of curiosity and "we live in vastly different worlds" is so true actually
blocking every company sending me a 4th of july e-mail today
July 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
blocking every company sending me a 4th of july e-mail today
i finally get a free day to do nothing and all my procrastination refresh websites are down
July 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i finally get a free day to do nothing and all my procrastination refresh websites are down
is this a safe space to admit that this whole time i thought "dacryphilia" was some sort of dragon fucking kink ... i can't retrace the steps i took here to understand how this misunderstanding happened but
June 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
is this a safe space to admit that this whole time i thought "dacryphilia" was some sort of dragon fucking kink ... i can't retrace the steps i took here to understand how this misunderstanding happened but
bad things come in threes, right ... i'm owed some good news soon, right
June 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
bad things come in threes, right ... i'm owed some good news soon, right
mercy for none is the only thing keeping me alive this weekend
June 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
mercy for none is the only thing keeping me alive this weekend
i can remember exactly three of my mutuals' usernames, so if you're still on twitter, please follow @twofunerals over there and i will come find you 🙏
May 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i can remember exactly three of my mutuals' usernames, so if you're still on twitter, please follow @twofunerals over there and i will come find you 🙏
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"can you promote this :)" "can you share my post? :)" "can you comment on this post" "can you vote--"
can you read the room 🔪🔪🔪
can you read the room 🔪🔪🔪
May 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"can you promote this :)" "can you share my post? :)" "can you comment on this post" "can you vote--"
can you read the room 🔪🔪🔪
can you read the room 🔪🔪🔪