@twofathoms
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Retired at a lake in Michigan. Raising bees, lowering my handicap, disrupting local politics.
So wait. The state now owns the means of production. hmmm. what would my homey karl max call that?
August 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So wait. The state now owns the means of production. hmmm. what would my homey karl max call that?
Until we realize that actual data does not matter to a large portion of society and take necessary steps of resistance, nothing else matters.
August 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Until we realize that actual data does not matter to a large portion of society and take necessary steps of resistance, nothing else matters.
Sexy is never ridiculous. Inappropriate, perhaps, but never ridiculous. Enjoy.
August 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sexy is never ridiculous. Inappropriate, perhaps, but never ridiculous. Enjoy.
Very nice. I too regularly oil the wood before I tenderize the meat.
July 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Very nice. I too regularly oil the wood before I tenderize the meat.
I'm a grad, and I absolutely did not. N of 1, but nonetheless.
May 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm a grad, and I absolutely did not. N of 1, but nonetheless.
Are you in town? I owe you a lunch at Weiner's Circle or at least coffee at Merchandise Mart.
May 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Are you in town? I owe you a lunch at Weiner's Circle or at least coffee at Merchandise Mart.
Or I just love the fact that I can finally afford decent high thread count sheets.😁
May 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Or I just love the fact that I can finally afford decent high thread count sheets.😁
In fairness, I am old and married, but not the line I would've used.
May 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In fairness, I am old and married, but not the line I would've used.
Always overload the green M&Ms Mr. Secretary.
May 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Always overload the green M&Ms Mr. Secretary.
The fight against fascism is eternal. Your family's contribution is forever appreciated.
April 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The fight against fascism is eternal. Your family's contribution is forever appreciated.
As a dad and frequent dad joker, I could not mash the like button harder.
April 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
As a dad and frequent dad joker, I could not mash the like button harder.
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I wanted to make a quick apology. Last night, I referred to President Bukele of El Salvador as President Bukkake. This was the fault of spell check and not me. When you type a word a lot spellcheck will start to change words that are close to it. I will be complaining to Apple
April 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I wanted to make a quick apology. Last night, I referred to President Bukele of El Salvador as President Bukkake. This was the fault of spell check and not me. When you type a word a lot spellcheck will start to change words that are close to it. I will be complaining to Apple
Fuck. That just sucks so much. You are her greatest champion for being there, though. The girl in my profile picture was there for me during the worst part of my life. I couldn't not be there for her.
April 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Fuck. That just sucks so much. You are her greatest champion for being there, though. The girl in my profile picture was there for me during the worst part of my life. I couldn't not be there for her.
As a Cold War era German major from the Hudson River home for wayward boys and girls, I truly appreciate the literal translation of that word.
April 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
As a Cold War era German major from the Hudson River home for wayward boys and girls, I truly appreciate the literal translation of that word.
Fuck tofu boy, I say.
April 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fuck tofu boy, I say.
My son played for 13 years. Those early season games/ festivals were brutally cold here in the Chicago area. You all have my sympathies.
April 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My son played for 13 years. Those early season games/ festivals were brutally cold here in the Chicago area. You all have my sympathies.
Mummy, I don't know. Raise more tax revenue?
April 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Mummy, I don't know. Raise more tax revenue?