@twofathoms
@twofathoms.bsky.social
Retired at a lake in Michigan. Raising bees, lowering my handicap, disrupting local politics.
In homage to my first day in corporate America where I was required to wear a suit every day, this was my uniform for my last day in corporate America. Only 3 gen z colleagues asked me how to tie a tie. :-)
August 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
In homage to my first day in corporate America where I was required to wear a suit every day, this was my uniform for my last day in corporate America. Only 3 gen z colleagues asked me how to tie a tie. :-)
Not that it matters, but I submitted my retirement email today. Thank you, AI.
August 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Not that it matters, but I submitted my retirement email today. Thank you, AI.
BTW. Your homeboy is retiring. Doesn't mean I'm going away, just means I'm a little more able to express myself. Love you all, and Fuck this administration.
August 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
BTW. Your homeboy is retiring. Doesn't mean I'm going away, just means I'm a little more able to express myself. Love you all, and Fuck this administration.
Oh, bee tee dubs, I am retiring.
August 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Oh, bee tee dubs, I am retiring.
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I wanted to make a quick apology. Last night, I referred to President Bukele of El Salvador as President Bukkake. This was the fault of spell check and not me. When you type a word a lot spellcheck will start to change words that are close to it. I will be complaining to Apple
April 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I wanted to make a quick apology. Last night, I referred to President Bukele of El Salvador as President Bukkake. This was the fault of spell check and not me. When you type a word a lot spellcheck will start to change words that are close to it. I will be complaining to Apple
Ah, the pungent odor of weed, which permeates every single @chicagocta.bsky.social car at 645 on Monday morning.
April 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Ah, the pungent odor of weed, which permeates every single @chicagocta.bsky.social car at 645 on Monday morning.
My dearest friend in the world had a birthday today. Sadly she died 11 months ago. Miss and love you desperately, Jen
April 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My dearest friend in the world had a birthday today. Sadly she died 11 months ago. Miss and love you desperately, Jen
I encourage you all to ask those that say they are against DEI, which one they are specifically against. Diversity, Equity, or Inclusion. Make them use the words not the abbreviation. Make them say what they are actually against.
February 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I encourage you all to ask those that say they are against DEI, which one they are specifically against. Diversity, Equity, or Inclusion. Make them use the words not the abbreviation. Make them say what they are actually against.
For all the genx folks out there, take some time to listen to Billy Squier's albums from the early 80s. Don't Say No, Emotions in Motion, and Signs of Life really are solid. Drop a "Christmas is the time to say i love you" in there just for fun.
February 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
For all the genx folks out there, take some time to listen to Billy Squier's albums from the early 80s. Don't Say No, Emotions in Motion, and Signs of Life really are solid. Drop a "Christmas is the time to say i love you" in there just for fun.
Good evening, my insomniacs.
February 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Good evening, my insomniacs.
The princess is being "fixed" today. Hoping for a smooth and painful free process.
January 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The princess is being "fixed" today. Hoping for a smooth and painful free process.
@chicagocta.bsky.social why must you have so little security that we have to put up with people smoking weed on am rush hour trains.
January 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
@chicagocta.bsky.social why must you have so little security that we have to put up with people smoking weed on am rush hour trains.
@westpointgirl90.bsky.social Candace, halt to find you here. Beat Navy.
January 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@westpointgirl90.bsky.social Candace, halt to find you here. Beat Navy.
Princess Fiona says "Good Evening".
January 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Princess Fiona says "Good Evening".
This guy's is just a despicable human.
Sen. Tammy Duckworth to Pete Hegseth:
"You say you care about keeping our Armed Forces strong and that you like that our Armed Forces' meritocracy. Then let's not lower the standards for you. You sir, are a no-go at this station."
"You say you care about keeping our Armed Forces strong and that you like that our Armed Forces' meritocracy. Then let's not lower the standards for you. You sir, are a no-go at this station."
January 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This guy's is just a despicable human.
Man, the sexbots are out in force.
January 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Man, the sexbots are out in force.
At what point do we force the Walmart's of the world to pay their employees enough that the taxpayers are not required to subsidize them (the corporations, not the employees). Make no mistake. That it exactly what is happening when their employees are eligible for Medicaid and SNAP.
January 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
At what point do we force the Walmart's of the world to pay their employees enough that the taxpayers are not required to subsidize them (the corporations, not the employees). Make no mistake. That it exactly what is happening when their employees are eligible for Medicaid and SNAP.
So if people follow me but have literally 0 posts, is that a red flag? Nothing overly offensive, but I mean, why be here if you are not going to post anything?
January 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
So if people follow me but have literally 0 posts, is that a red flag? Nothing overly offensive, but I mean, why be here if you are not going to post anything?
Ahhh, trazadone, my dear sweet friend.
January 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ahhh, trazadone, my dear sweet friend.
Because I am feeling nostalgic about presidents back when things were decent, here i am in the 1989 inaugural parade.
January 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Because I am feeling nostalgic about presidents back when things were decent, here i am in the 1989 inaugural parade.
Good morning to all my insomniac friends.
January 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Good morning to all my insomniac friends.
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I don’t want Greenland
I want free school lunches for all children
I want universal healthcare
I want gun reform
I want equal rights
I want reproductive freedom for women
I want free school lunches for all children
I want universal healthcare
I want gun reform
I want equal rights
I want reproductive freedom for women
January 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I don’t want Greenland
I want free school lunches for all children
I want universal healthcare
I want gun reform
I want equal rights
I want reproductive freedom for women
I want free school lunches for all children
I want universal healthcare
I want gun reform
I want equal rights
I want reproductive freedom for women
I hear by name it the Gulf of Skibidi Toilet.
January 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I hear by name it the Gulf of Skibidi Toilet.