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Ronnie James D-0

🎵 Holy diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea🎶

(Is this anything?)
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Looks like a flying Gonk droid
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nancy predicted season 3 of Legend of Korra
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I thought his first name was "Yercaptain"
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Most likely from a man, but definitely from The Man
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I reject the question. It's irrelevant to my point and the context of the discussion that led to this moment, as I've already said. You're just stacking three red herrings on top of each other and wrapping them in a trenchcoat.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I did, you just don't like its form.

Sadly for you, I am not an LLM or your subordinate, and thus have no reason to limit my responses within your constraints merely because you demand it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Especially in this extremely-ironic case, where The Party could not handle the coup at home.

The victory was a phone call, the defeats are roving secret police brutalizing our neighbors while Party-confirmed bureaucrats starve them.

Don't crow about Pyrrhic victories; exercise humility.
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I think signaling out that effect as a victory for The Party while ignoring the much greater amount of work done by Brazilian society, which they would still have had to do regardless of Biden's actions, is hilariously myopic.
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The meme inspired by a Matt Bors comic (I think?) comes full circle
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It hasn't yet occurred to you that phrasing it as any significant effect at all, in the context of the US's prior meddling in Brazil and across South America, might be the issue, since it reeks of white saviorism and ignores the hard work of Brazilian people? That even 10% is absurdly generous?
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Quintiles are used to describe how a measured variable is distributed across a range within a given population. You're using it to describe a cause's combinatorial effect, which is a different thing. There's no measured variable and no population to distribute it across, as it's a single event.
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Also you're misusing the concept of quintiles. Stop molesting statistical terms so you can punch up the language you use to talk down to Brazilians.
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey, "reading comprehension" "bad faith" asshat, direct those critiques inward. That "solely" is a term YOU introduced.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. Go inside the stall and close the door.
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Curiously, this reversal has not prompted you to demur. Perhaps it's not the facts at stake, but the tone, that are the problem.

Are you mad that the people you consider yourself more exceptional than aren't sufficiently deferential when you engage with them so superciliously?
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So we ARE giving Biden credit now for avoiding a Brazilian coup? That was an awfully-quick turnaround from less than an hour ago, when you said that it was bad faith to say that's what you were doing (which, it turns out, was accurate).
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Tbh I'd bet there are some humble roadside stands and trucks that have kickass pit beef in MoCo
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well yeah, it's great on the side. But keep that away from my kaiser roll with onions and horseradish
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Cole slaw does not go on pit beef
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Chaps will give you the baseline experience, and they're all over
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I just wanna watch the hockey game and pay too much at the bar for food and beer, man
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I agree! Fast follow for me for sure!
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I've never been and now I'm eagerly awaiting reopening so I can go
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM