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Two-Buck Chuck
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Following this account will not bring value to your life. This is not a place of honor.

I cannot be more clear about this. DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT, IT SUCKS.

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It's this meme but for political discourse.
Blank version of the Eric Andre shooting Hannibal Buress "why would they do this" meme template
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Medieval illuminated manuscript of a black rabbit standing on its hind legs atop a fanciful decorated maple branch and wielding an axe
October 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Dude blocked me for this.

I don't typically call people wreckers, but between their misuse of the concept and their immediate and continual use of only insults, it very much fits in this case.
Post to a blocked account reading "You have the opportunity to present substantial critique right now and instead have chosen grade-school insults. Wrecker loser behavior on your part."
August 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Harsh but fair
Screenshot of the previous skeet, but "the PSA debate with" has been edited out
August 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Borders are a blasphemy against God.
A painting of Leo Tolstoy at the end of his life staring towards the viewer with a furrowed brow and piercing gaze. He believed upholding borders and carrying passports violated God's law of love because it upholds the violence and illegitimate authority of the state, which in his view no Christian should support.
July 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Dudes just a big Tekken fan
The character Marshall Law, from the Tekken series of fighting games
June 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Second panel reminds me of something...
"Freedom of Speech" by Norman Rockwell (1943)
April 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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"The Torture of Crassus", 1530s, Louvre A decorated plate showing an old man with his head being held back, his mouth open as molten gold is about to be poured in while onlookers watch.
March 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Two grown men debase themselves as they beg for Peruvian chicken
Two cats sitting on a carpet looking up towards the camera One cat has now reared up to place his front legs on the cameraman's upper leg as his begging intensifies
March 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I'm very close with my current fellas, who were the first cats that were truly "mine" and not "my family's". They brought me through the pandemic, depression, and dropping out, and crossed state lines with me. But they get older every day, and now I find myself worrying about them more.
Two handsome black cats, Tyson and Teddy, sitting in the photographer's lap. Tyson sits in a dignified Sphinx pose, while Teddy looks at the camera with an expression of confused defiance
February 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Brotherly love (sort of)
Two black cats sitting close to the photographer resting with his legs on the table, whose torso and legs are in frame. The picture is taken from the photographer's point of view. Upper left, one cat looks away towards the upper right, his paw daintily resting on the photographer's right thigh. Lower-center right, the other cat looks towards the camera. He has a large head and ears, a broad face with a wide nose, and brilliant green eyes
November 27, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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Old photo of Teddy being magnificent
Close up photo of a male black cat looking towards the camera, with a large face and green eyes, half closed. His left paw is extended forward towards the camera.
November 8, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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His brother Tyson is sadly much more nonchalant.
A sleepy black cat stretches out his paws in front of him on the bed, looking at the camera with half-open eyes
September 25, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Hello Cairo! Teddy says hello too.
Teddy the black cat peeks shyly over a lump in the blankets
September 25, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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They're alerted to your presence
Two black cats sitting on the carpet, both looking towards the bottom-left corner of the picture
September 25, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Page 218 of The Blue Cliff Record as translated by David Hinton. Potency/Actualization, Loom-of-origins, Dragon, and Heaven and Earth are explained.
September 13, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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Waking up to this with no need to rush out of the house is how I know it's a good morning.
Large black cat resting his chin on my hand. His tongue is sticking out slightly.
September 5, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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He's quite taken with this bag
Black cat looking out, alert, from the inside of a brown paper bag. He's got a scarred left cornea but is still quite cute.
September 3, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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The face of a betrayed creature. At least, if everything works out at his appointment, it comes off today
A large black cat with wide green eyes looking at the camera. Part of his front right leg is shaved. He appears indignant, since this picture was taken just after putting a cone on his head
August 27, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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Always been curious where this stuff comes from. Now we know, I guess.
A picture of the dubiously-named protein shake brand "Muscle Milk", in chocolate flavor.
August 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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Poor guy is not enjoying the recovery period
Large black cat on a bed, wearing a head cone
August 15, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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No surprise the cop dog's enemy is the black cat
The common anarchism symbol of a furious black cat in a circle yowling at the viewer. Wildcat strikes!
August 15, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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Teddy is a national asset
A long-haired large black cat, sitting in a bed, lit from behind by a window. He's very cute. A large long-haired black cat close to the camera. Half his face is cropped A large long-haired black cat in a bed looking towards the camera from behind a mound of sheets A large black cat tucked behind a mound of sheets in the bed, his eyes dilated and ears perked back
August 13, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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A billboard sign showing the Natty Boh mascot proposes to the Utz girl, with the text "Where Baltimore gets engaged." The bottom of the billboard is an ad for a jeweler.
August 12, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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got ur ass
google query "how do I become the mahdi" response: "An AI overview is not available for this search"
July 21, 2024 at 10:41 PM