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It Manny 🥭
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Alright, I'm giving this app another go
My hot take is that Disney adults shouldn't have children
June 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I've never been this on time to work! (Is 15mins late)
April 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I knew I shouldn't have paid my taxes
April 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Leave my Friends and Lovers the Fuck Alone. Acrylic on Canvas.
Shout out to @twitterofficial.bsky.social for posing for this.
April 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
There were actual punks chainsmoking in front of search and destroy on St. Marks... Maybe they were crisis actors, idk
February 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Do you want bottom surgery in the future? Wanna make sure you can’t have babies? Masculinize a bit faster? Maybe something else? I wrote a short guide about hysterectomies and HRT.
February 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I can't believe my Tiktok barber just compared me to peso pluma 😭 I thought I had escaped the comparisons by now
February 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Exes to oomfies pipeline
February 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When you hate your new haircut, but your barber is hot so you gotta put on a brave face for him 😔✊
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Why do I have to have a good hair day when I'm about to get a haircut? Does my hair know I'm getting rid of it
February 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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My VPN works
February 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When the jelly bean I just ate wasn't the flavor I thought it would be
February 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My next lover is probably laughing at lemony garlic miso gochujang brown butter pasta memes rn
February 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Not only am I gay, I can't even punch. I couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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no shut up this doom won’t scroll itself
February 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
On the inside I'm a memelord, on the outside I have nothing to say
February 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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i wish italian people were real
February 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
:)
February 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My visit with my mom is going great!
shut up shut UP! Shut The Fuck Upppp’!!!!
February 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I am so fucken zen rn. Anything within my control I have under control, anything outside of my control ain't my gd problem
patrick star from spongebob sits on a rock with his eyes closed
Alt: patrick star from spongebob sits on a rock with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
There's a tweet that goes "Oh, you're a people pleaser? Name 3 people who are pleased with you" and that has done more to cure my ppl pleasing tendencies than all my therapy sessions combined
February 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When I say I'm cooked, this is what I mean
February 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Been feeling pretty weird about my appearance lately, but I just saw my doppelganger at the gym, in flare sweatpants and with impeccable pecs no less - and can I just say, it improved my self esteem immensely. He was hot
February 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM