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Shitposter? I hardly know her!
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Exes to oomfies pipeline
Actors David Eigenberg and Cynthia Nixon embrace in a restaurant
February 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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:)
Vintage sports broadcast of a tennis match with text at the bottom that say "Next: an upsetting day"
February 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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When I say I'm cooked, this is what I mean
A mildly disgruntled orange cat lays belly up in a giant steel wok covered in fresh herbs
February 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Now why would someone tell me that they've got a crush on me, but they live in another state and have a boyfriend? Like, what am I supposed to do with that information??
Vintage news broadcast of a white male newscaster with brown hair and a gray suit next to a title card that says "what's happening?"
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Logging in to complain
On a blank background stands the classic buff doge meme character, a golden Shiba Inu with huge muscles
December 22, 2023 at 8:54 PM
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Met someone who's also into kink but they're Amish
An Amish flogger made of a sturdy and artisanal black handle with neon pink end cap, 5 mini straw brooms attached to the handle with yellow plastic chain
September 20, 2023 at 3:32 PM
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If anyone needs me I'll be here
A brown dog sitting on the beach, wistfully staring off into he ocean while the waves gently wash over the dog's toes
September 13, 2023 at 2:30 PM
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Hi yes I'd like to report a crime
A screenshot of Spotify with an Owl City cover of Smash mouth's All Star playing. The cover art is blue and pink Y2K style planets on a lavender background
September 5, 2023 at 3:56 PM
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Happy labor day for those who celebrate
A person wearing a light yellow t shirt with a horny rattlesnake, the phrase "don't tread on me, I'll cum" printed underneath the snake
September 4, 2023 at 3:10 PM
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Still haven't gotten one
September 3, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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September 3, 2023 at 5:38 PM