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elyse
@twisby.bsky.social
becoming ungovernable in Durham, NC
where we love our neighbors and hate ICE
Last night W insisted I read him the Plants vs. Zombies comic that came up on Libby when he searched "zombies." I asked him at eight (8) different points if it was too scary and he said no each time. After bedtime C reported that W told him "it is too hard to sleep when we read scary books"
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My kids will not only outlive all Trump’s bullshit but my parenting will ensure they will be mocking him and his supporters long after they are all dead and buried. 🪦👻💃🏼🕺
August 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Small son has been running around the house in a superhero cape saying “fast. fast.” under his breath.
May 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I would pay $200k for his hair to stay this way forever
May 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
April 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Obsessed with these demented bunnies my son has been making all weekend.
April 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My son made me this for Valentine’s Day 🥹🥹🥹🥹
February 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The exact moment he realized he could make the reindeer poop and put the poop back into the reindeer to be pooped again.
December 26, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
November 21, 2024 at 12:31 AM