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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect.

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twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
5 more minutes
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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😏
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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It’s very possible
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers
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November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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🤫
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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📝
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Hmm
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
Named what?
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
I typically pull it
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
The greatest living hero, thank you very much
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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So many of them.
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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🤷‍♂️
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Sorry, Swiffer does not make a dildo.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
Kohl’s Cash
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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That would be some great multitasking.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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How kind of them!
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM