Twin Dad’s Jingle Balls
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect.
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My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
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My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
Thought I’d join the fun from last night. Absolutely amazing show!
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Thought I’d join the fun from last night. Absolutely amazing show!
Freddie Freeman
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Freddie Freeman
If you see this, post a pic of u in glasses
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
If you see this, post a pic of u in glasses
I wish I also had a giant thigh to bury my head in.
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I wish I also had a giant thigh to bury my head in.
Drop some teeth
October 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Drop some teeth
My starter pack
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My starter pack
This aged well
![Twin Dad
@TwinSurvivalist
[2025]
Me: *tapping out Morse code on wall shared with neighbor* Man, I miss 2020.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/bafkreicnseukn3ilsoxqrkdemlyhskkng7v4jpi6yczuxqhffmeszzg6n4@jpeg)
October 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This aged well
Tonight’s sexy photo
October 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Tonight’s sexy photo
Identify yourself
I’m Crab
I’m Crab
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Identify yourself
I’m Crab
I’m Crab
To be fair, clearly only one of these is made with potatoes. I mean, there’s one made with mushrooms, one with bacon….
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
To be fair, clearly only one of these is made with potatoes. I mean, there’s one made with mushrooms, one with bacon….
If I have to be at work, at least I get this view from my office.
September 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If I have to be at work, at least I get this view from my office.
quote with your Spotify/Apple/Youtube search history
sure, why not
sure, why not
September 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
quote with your Spotify/Apple/Youtube search history
sure, why not
sure, why not
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
Rock and roll, amirite?
September 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Rock and roll, amirite?
Oh, good. I’m glad these PLAIN CASHEWS DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING GLUTEN
September 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oh, good. I’m glad these PLAIN CASHEWS DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING GLUTEN
Can’t wait to eat my Georgia O'Keeffe-inspired dinner.
September 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Can’t wait to eat my Georgia O'Keeffe-inspired dinner.
Was a little bored and wanted a cookie
August 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Was a little bored and wanted a cookie
It’s Saggy Saturday
Who else is brave enough to share?
Who else is brave enough to share?
August 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It’s Saggy Saturday
Who else is brave enough to share?
Who else is brave enough to share?
Time to make my butthole shine
August 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Time to make my butthole shine
Repost with a tweet you still think about
![sweatpants cher [first guy to cum]
@House_F... •12/20/18
*frantically scooping up cum trying to get it back in his penis* I wonder if this is important like blood. seems important.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/bafkreibyxvz2bgisxmicg6froap5mx7yoknyrgnu6mt5bqtqndyq5cemci@jpeg)
August 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Repost with a tweet you still think about
Some veggie tacos for your Monday
(please ignore the paper plate)
(please ignore the paper plate)
August 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Some veggie tacos for your Monday
(please ignore the paper plate)
(please ignore the paper plate)
I’m buzzed enough to post my balls. I’ll regret this tomorrow. But, less regretful if y’all post your naughty bits. Happy Friday!
August 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I’m buzzed enough to post my balls. I’ll regret this tomorrow. But, less regretful if y’all post your naughty bits. Happy Friday!