Andy Twinklepants
@twinklepants.bsky.social
Former president of Illinois. Probably no longer eating a chicken. Oh and once I saw a blimp. He/they.
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Henry Kissinger won't hear you celebrating his death, but your friends who are murderous capitalist ghouls with the blood of millions on their hands will
November 30, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Henry Kissinger won't hear you celebrating his death, but your friends who are murderous capitalist ghouls with the blood of millions on their hands will
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bitch you’re doing the pancakes vs waffles analogy on a site full of communist french toast connoisseurs.
October 21, 2023 at 3:03 PM
bitch you’re doing the pancakes vs waffles analogy on a site full of communist french toast connoisseurs.
I’m not on Bluesky enough, but a dear friend is in a desperate situation and she’s at a point she can’t manage it alone anymore.
It’s far too difficult to find people you can truly trust and count on, but she’s been one of them for me. Please share and give as you can, it means a lot to me.
It’s far too difficult to find people you can truly trust and count on, but she’s been one of them for me. Please share and give as you can, it means a lot to me.
September 14, 2023 at 1:14 PM
I’m not on Bluesky enough, but a dear friend is in a desperate situation and she’s at a point she can’t manage it alone anymore.
It’s far too difficult to find people you can truly trust and count on, but she’s been one of them for me. Please share and give as you can, it means a lot to me.
It’s far too difficult to find people you can truly trust and count on, but she’s been one of them for me. Please share and give as you can, it means a lot to me.
By popular demand here’s me using a sword on a rotisserie chicken
July 18, 2023 at 6:13 AM
By popular demand here’s me using a sword on a rotisserie chicken
You will die without honor and your soul will not journey to Sto-vo-kor
Thank you for researching my writing. For those of you who'd like to read any of these, my archive is at:
https://www.theatlantic.com/author/tom-nichols/
https://www.theatlantic.com/author/tom-nichols/
"Nothing is fascism, even fascism." Shut up, bitch.
July 16, 2023 at 7:59 PM
You will die without honor and your soul will not journey to Sto-vo-kor
They were so afraid the first time they got on a boat, this trip they didn’t want to get off
July 15, 2023 at 11:52 PM
They were so afraid the first time they got on a boat, this trip they didn’t want to get off
When you don’t get it the first time around you get a Tears of the Kingdom fuse club
July 15, 2023 at 11:24 PM
When you don’t get it the first time around you get a Tears of the Kingdom fuse club
Since I can’t do video I guess here’s more sword chopping
July 15, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Since I can’t do video I guess here’s more sword chopping
I brought the sword up north with me because of course I did
July 15, 2023 at 5:42 AM
I brought the sword up north with me because of course I did
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She made it six miles with me today!
July 11, 2023 at 8:28 PM
She made it six miles with me today!
It’s still funny to me I can tell people “my photo has appeared in Muscle and Fitness magazine.”
July 8, 2023 at 10:40 PM
It’s still funny to me I can tell people “my photo has appeared in Muscle and Fitness magazine.”
Need to emulate this energy from 2009 Andy
July 5, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Need to emulate this energy from 2009 Andy
FINALLY found a store that carries every flavor of Euro Cake. Not that I had been looking for a store that sold every flavor of Euro Cake. Or that I knew there were so many flavors of Euro Cake. Or that there were ANY flavors of Euro Cake. Or for that matter that Euro Cake was a thing.
July 5, 2023 at 3:39 PM
FINALLY found a store that carries every flavor of Euro Cake. Not that I had been looking for a store that sold every flavor of Euro Cake. Or that I knew there were so many flavors of Euro Cake. Or that there were ANY flavors of Euro Cake. Or for that matter that Euro Cake was a thing.
She needs to be right at my face because of the scary fireworks
July 5, 2023 at 2:23 AM
She needs to be right at my face because of the scary fireworks
Wish I had a better solution to sadness and depression than the “go run and keep running until you’re throwing up” method
July 2, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Wish I had a better solution to sadness and depression than the “go run and keep running until you’re throwing up” method
Everyone always teams up on Casper
July 2, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Everyone always teams up on Casper
I haven’t logged on here enough to know what the fuck is going on.
I don’t know what hellthread is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
I don’t know what hellthread is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
June 17, 2023 at 2:46 AM
I haven’t logged on here enough to know what the fuck is going on.
I don’t know what hellthread is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
I don’t know what hellthread is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
I haven’t logged on here all that often but every time I do I almost immediately think what the fuck is happening
May 20, 2023 at 9:21 PM
I haven’t logged on here all that often but every time I do I almost immediately think what the fuck is happening
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if the woke mind virus isn't real, then what the hell is that shit that takes all your hearts at the beginning of the new zelda game?
May 20, 2023 at 9:05 PM
if the woke mind virus isn't real, then what the hell is that shit that takes all your hearts at the beginning of the new zelda game?
“I’d rather do MATH than go talk to you!” is probably the first time I’ve felt truly insulted by a kid
May 11, 2023 at 3:52 PM
“I’d rather do MATH than go talk to you!” is probably the first time I’ve felt truly insulted by a kid
I don’t understand why there’s a photo of her doing a dumbbell overhead press but I’ll admit I’m not an expert on dick guillotines
May 11, 2023 at 2:27 PM
I don’t understand why there’s a photo of her doing a dumbbell overhead press but I’ll admit I’m not an expert on dick guillotines
“Eyy I’m litigatin’ ‘ere!”
May 11, 2023 at 1:29 PM
“Eyy I’m litigatin’ ‘ere!”