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Andy Twinklepants
@twinklepants.bsky.social
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Former president of Illinois. Probably no longer eating a chicken. Oh and once I saw a blimp. He/they.
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I’m not on Bluesky enough, but a dear friend is in a desperate situation and she’s at a point she can’t manage it alone anymore.
It’s far too difficult to find people you can truly trust and count on, but she’s been one of them for me. Please share and give as you can, it means a lot to me.
A purple to blue gradient background with an overlay of white text that reads: Mutual Aid opportunity/request. A queer Latina community member was diagnosed with a serious chronic debilitative disease that has caused a lot of lost work over the past 6+ weeks. She is seeking support to get current on rent and avoid eviction, keep her phone on (a medical necessity), and to bring overdrawn accounts current. She and her care team are exploring sustainable options for the future, but she needs assistance to manage this immediate crisis. Literally anything helps and updates will be provided Venmo: @adpli312 Cashapp: $adpl1312
September 14, 2023 at 1:14 PM
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By popular demand here’s me using a sword on a rotisserie chicken
Me lining up to swing a sword at a chicken Me beginning to swing a sword at a chicken Me about to hit a chicken with a sword Me hitting the chicken with a sword
July 18, 2023 at 6:13 AM
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They were so afraid the first time they got on a boat, this trip they didn’t want to get off
Me with my dog on a boat My dog on a boat My dog on a boat Me with my dog on a boat
July 15, 2023 at 11:52 PM
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When you don’t get it the first time around you get a Tears of the Kingdom fuse club
Me swinging the sword while it’s embedded in the log Me swinging the sword while it’s embedded in the log Me swinging the sword while it’s embedded in the log Me swinging the sword while it’s embedded in the log
July 15, 2023 at 11:24 PM
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Since I can’t do video I guess here’s more sword chopping
Me getting ready to chop wood with a sword Me chopping wood with a sword Me after chopping wood with a sword Me after chopping wood with a sword
July 15, 2023 at 11:10 PM
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I brought the sword up north with me because of course I did
Me chopping wood with a sword Me chopping wood with a sword
July 15, 2023 at 5:42 AM
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She made it six miles with me today!
My dog Reaney and I out for a run at the lake My dog Reaney and I out for a run at the lake
July 11, 2023 at 8:28 PM
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It’s still funny to me I can tell people “my photo has appeared in Muscle and Fitness magazine.”
Screenshot from Muscle and Fitness Magazine article, reads “POWERLIFTERS PROTEST USAPL AT MINNESOTA STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS Competitors protest trans policy by timing out all nine of their attempts. By Andrew Gutman” Further down, reads “The USAPL has yet to publish a response. We will continue to follow this story as it unfolds”
July 8, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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Incredible
Review of The Stranger by Albert Camus, reads “are you looking for a book that will tell the world “I am the most particular and brooding mother fucker doing laundry today?” Look no further than Camus’ ‘The Stranger.’ Oh the dryer is gonna take 35 minutes? Cool, let me take in this world war 2 era existential novella about how shorty things get when you kill someone even if you’re a completely indifferent person. It pairs nicely with my shitty noise bleeding headphones that let anyone in a 15 foot radius know I’m listening to the cure”
July 7, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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Need to emulate this energy from 2009 Andy
Me sitting under a tree with a cigarette in my mouth and my hands folded over my stomach
July 5, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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FINALLY found a store that carries every flavor of Euro Cake. Not that I had been looking for a store that sold every flavor of Euro Cake. Or that I knew there were so many flavors of Euro Cake. Or that there were ANY flavors of Euro Cake. Or for that matter that Euro Cake was a thing.
Store shelf full of snacks called Euro Cake
July 5, 2023 at 3:39 PM
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She needs to be right at my face because of the scary fireworks
Selfie with my dog snuggling at my face
July 5, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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Wish I had a better solution to sadness and depression than the “go run and keep running until you’re throwing up” method
Me taking a selfie looking sick by a lake
July 2, 2023 at 7:49 PM
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Everyone always teams up on Casper
Three dogs all staring at each other Two dogs wrestling with each other Three dogs all wrestling with each other
July 2, 2023 at 5:29 PM
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I don’t understand why there’s a photo of her doing a dumbbell overhead press but I’ll admit I’m not an expert on dick guillotines
Headline reads “4 exercises that’ll make your vagina so tight it becomes a dick guillotine” with a picture of a woman holding two dumbbells doing an overhead press
May 11, 2023 at 2:27 PM
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“Eyy I’m litigatin’ ‘ere!”
Zoomed in shot of one of the lawyers with his hands up and palms upturned, looking confused
May 11, 2023 at 1:29 PM
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This guy here
May 11, 2023 at 1:27 PM
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This is fun
Big sword sticking out of a log surrounded by split firewood
May 9, 2023 at 10:01 PM
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brb gonna pick me up some woke
Front door of a restaurant, sign reads “wokery pan-Asian pho Thai sushi noodle rice”
May 9, 2023 at 8:42 PM
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Soooo tired and low today so deadlift day needs warpaint(chalk) and the John Brown shirt and also getting distracted while taking selfies, apparently
Me in my garage gym taking a selfie with chalk all over my face looking to the side
May 8, 2023 at 8:14 PM
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Found my new cardio
Me mid sword swing, chopping wood Me mid sword swing, chopping wood
May 7, 2023 at 10:46 PM
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Way too much fun
Me chopping wood with a sword again
May 7, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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There’s got to be an achievement I unlocked with this one
Me in my yard splitting a log with a sword
May 7, 2023 at 8:29 PM
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Wojack in the corner watching people at a party, there’s a spotlight on him, reads “they don’t know I’m losing my religion.” Text is over some of the dancing people at the party in three different places, reads “yes we do, you literally will not shut up about it, dude you’re right in the goddamn spotlight.”
May 3, 2023 at 1:17 PM
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Look at that happy fuck
Small white dog smiling
May 3, 2023 at 4:42 AM