twigboat 💜🩶🤍
twigboat.bsky.social
twigboat 💜🩶🤍
@twigboat.bsky.social
he/him
Let her cook, Anakin. Let. Her. Cook.
August 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
muttered “that’s that me laxative” at work and almost choked laughing
August 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I'm seeing less posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them, and losing them money.

Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of.
August 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
tough talk for someone in pronouning distance
August 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’ll give myself over to drumpfing this once and refer to Collective Shout as Collective Shit
August 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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“Please send us emails instead” means “we can put key words from your script on our corporate spam filter and ignore you, but calls shut down our entire contact infrastructure”

Keep fucking calling.
LMAO I called Visa’s customer support service - the guy on the other line was like “are you ALSO calling about the video game payment processing? Please send us emails instead.”

Keep up the calls, folks, we’re definitely gumming up their works
I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones

Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign

But we can EASILY top 1,000!

I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!

↻💬♡ to boost

We CAN make a difference 💕

#itch #censorship

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July 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Every image I see of the koth revival makes me feel like I’m watching the end of The Irishman
June 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Is it me or are all platforms like, AD gouging? Idk if that makes enough sense as a term but ykwim?
May 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
April Fools Day is kind of like The Purge for trolling. It sucks but if not for it we’d have more random acts on other days.
May 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
They’re calling them the first ever AI generated child actors
ign.com IGN @ign.com · May 27
HBO's Harry Potter television series has cast newcomers Dominic McLaughlin in the role of Harry Potter, Arabella Stanton as Hermione Granger, and Alastair Stout as Ron Weasley. bit.ly/4mA5GPA
May 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I sleep in a big wife with my bed.
May 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Nobody tell him that there are gender and maternal allegories in that game
Alex Garland Set To Direct Live-Action ‘Elden Ring’ Movie For A24 deadline.com/2025/05/elde...
May 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I think as long as my Tethered has access to youtube poop he’ll be fine
May 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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My doctor changed my diagnosis to "Endocrine Disorder" in November without me asking--because he saw the writing on the wall.

Ask your doctors to do the same--Just to protect your access to life-saving medication.
May 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Morgana’s one of my favorite fictional characters but imo it’s most powerful if you don’t see her face before you finish the game.
May 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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my car payment's gonna be going through soon, and that won't leave me with much for groceries.
May 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
meeting anubis and he judges your soul based on how many times you lost the game
April 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Putting up a stink works.

Keep doing it. For everything these fuckers try.
April 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
dead horse yeah but AI generated images look the way having to throw up feels
April 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Listening to Not Like Us on Good Friday in memory of the two most famous times a Jew was crucified.
April 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Five. Hundred. Mario movies.
April 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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If you're angry about these tariffs, call your reps. No, seriously, even if you're in a deep red state. Today, the aides I spoke with were scrambling to come up with a response, as they're hearing from all sorts of people who don't usually call or follow up. Make them feel that pressure.
April 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Please ignore tired pieces in publications like the Atlantic that are still trying to stigmatize mask wearing.

Wearing a mask to prevent sickness from airborne viruses is a science-informed position, and it has been that way for over 100 years.
April 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM