@twentyninedollars.bsky.social
Just a guy.
Central coast, CA
longing for home
Central coast, CA
longing for home
does this trump-class ship have a storage room for underage girls for the commander in chief during visits? A heavy-duty massage table for the lard-ass pedophile?
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
does this trump-class ship have a storage room for underage girls for the commander in chief during visits? A heavy-duty massage table for the lard-ass pedophile?
The profoundly corrupt, amoral business tycoons of end stage golden years the US assaults on the earth and its disinterested, indolent, obtuse populace.
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The profoundly corrupt, amoral business tycoons of end stage golden years the US assaults on the earth and its disinterested, indolent, obtuse populace.
My sources report numerous errors in reporting on this story, for instance, explaining that this detention hacienda is named in the Spanish language, whereas it's actually in Mexican. Also, Venezuela came up a lot, and it was mispronounced. This word has approximately seven or eight syllables.
December 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My sources report numerous errors in reporting on this story, for instance, explaining that this detention hacienda is named in the Spanish language, whereas it's actually in Mexican. Also, Venezuela came up a lot, and it was mispronounced. This word has approximately seven or eight syllables.
Pack all of Elmo's & Bezos' penis rockets and shoot every trumpist into the sun.
December 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Pack all of Elmo's & Bezos' penis rockets and shoot every trumpist into the sun.
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Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email.
It must be read:
It must be read:
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email.
It must be read:
It must be read:
Do you think it'll be ok to rename the US as the united states of trumplandia? Or maybe trumpia? donaldtrumpistan? trumpland?
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Do you think it'll be ok to rename the US as the united states of trumplandia? Or maybe trumpia? donaldtrumpistan? trumpland?
Still upset about finding out your wife wuz the hoe-hoe of the dojo, Mr Delvaney?! My Karaté instructor says "Hai!"
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Still upset about finding out your wife wuz the hoe-hoe of the dojo, Mr Delvaney?! My Karaté instructor says "Hai!"
To hell with Toilet Paper USA
December 19, 2025 at 10:51 AM
To hell with Toilet Paper USA
I'd like to send my collection of chest and leg wigs which I successfully used while being a life guard for 6 years in Miami.
Please send address and a box to hold 425 such nearly immaculate hair pieces.
Please send address and a box to hold 425 such nearly immaculate hair pieces.
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I'd like to send my collection of chest and leg wigs which I successfully used while being a life guard for 6 years in Miami.
Please send address and a box to hold 425 such nearly immaculate hair pieces.
Please send address and a box to hold 425 such nearly immaculate hair pieces.
Remember to utilize the special prompts to reactivate each morning, quickly followed by two cordaditos:
"oye, mira, papi!" and "que bola?"
"oye, mira, papi!" and "que bola?"
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Remember to utilize the special prompts to reactivate each morning, quickly followed by two cordaditos:
"oye, mira, papi!" and "que bola?"
"oye, mira, papi!" and "que bola?"
lol, nooo. It's banality with chess pieces as actors.
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
lol, nooo. It's banality with chess pieces as actors.
antifa should arrest Tiny Hands trump and charge him with felony no. 35 & 36
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
antifa should arrest Tiny Hands trump and charge him with felony no. 35 & 36
Maybe let's rename Christmas "Charlie Kirkmas" and require singing songs at work about Charlie and give each other gifts of sculptures of CK?
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Maybe let's rename Christmas "Charlie Kirkmas" and require singing songs at work about Charlie and give each other gifts of sculptures of CK?
"Yes, he works in my kitchen." - King Matchabelli.
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
"Yes, he works in my kitchen." - King Matchabelli.
She should be arrested, reprogrammed, trained and sent to dismantle Teslas on behalf of ninja antifa underground.
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
She should be arrested, reprogrammed, trained and sent to dismantle Teslas on behalf of ninja antifa underground.
I think trump will use the $80M value of that seized tanker and sell it and give $40M to Maduro to leave the country (as he wished) and the Nobel winner Machado will be installed or voted in thru special election. easy, stupid, illegal but who's stopping trump's Hitlerian dance moves?
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think trump will use the $80M value of that seized tanker and sell it and give $40M to Maduro to leave the country (as he wished) and the Nobel winner Machado will be installed or voted in thru special election. easy, stupid, illegal but who's stopping trump's Hitlerian dance moves?
I rode with this Terry Gross person, and I gave her one-star review because she kept asking questions and being nosy. I called her manager, at PBS, and they've told me they're having ICE investigate her citizenship papers, and will likely send her to The Mexico, or whatever country exists outside.
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I rode with this Terry Gross person, and I gave her one-star review because she kept asking questions and being nosy. I called her manager, at PBS, and they've told me they're having ICE investigate her citizenship papers, and will likely send her to The Mexico, or whatever country exists outside.
Glenn Beck's face has more botox than Los Angeles county.
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Glenn Beck's face has more botox than Los Angeles county.
Not even 2027's AI could come up with such a play!
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Not even 2027's AI could come up with such a play!